by vtmarik on Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:35 pm
Co-worker: "9/11 was a controlled demolition!"
You: "Really, so the hundreds of workers who survived the incident conveniently forgot the dozen or so crew members working for a few weeks drilling holes in support beams and columns, placing in explosives, wiring them in sequence (draping the wires over their keyboards and monitors no doubt), setting the whole thing to a timer so it could be set off without anyone seeing it timed exclusively to a government timetable of when the "plane" would collide and then was brought down in enough time for the government to cook up a reasonable reason for the way things worked out."
C: "Well, it fell straight down, that proves it"
Y: "Oh yes, because gravity works sideways as we all know. Then by that logic If my legs were to suddenly disappear beneath me, i would slide to the left or right at an angle before hitting the ground"
C: "Well what about-"
Y: "And the fact that explosions of that magnitude to bring down buildings of that size would have created a pressure wave that would have set off every car alarm in the vicinity. And the fact that if the government managed to keep this whole thing a secret then why weren't they able to kill the creators of videos like Loose Change before they even hit the Internet. After all, with things like ESCHELON and COINTELPRO they would have been listening in on everything he ever said or did and would have been able to kill him and make it look natural without any difficulty."
Y: "You are right, your case does make more sense than the laws of human nature, physics, and cover-ups. I'm sorry I ever doubted you."
Y: "You sir are dumb, idiotic, impotent, and should consider yourself fortunate that i didn't just punch you in the throat and throw you out of a window. Look greatful that I even took the time to belittle your arguments instead of just ignoring you."
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
