Cannibals

[Rook38]

http://www.freewebs.com/riskrules/ i final have the forums up

[foutballfreek15]

Payton the site looks cool. I just did it as a joke.

[Rook38]

ok do u promise not to put in any political remarks without my conncent Eric?

[foutballfreek15]

Yeah, but that means u can't either!

[Rook38]

ok i sent u the password

[Rook38]

eric u fag!!!!!!

[hawkeye]

Did he change the first page music or did you?

[Rook38]

he did. he is out of the circle of trust for my site

[hawkeye]

That was weird music... and hes a tiny bit crazy

[Rook38]

that's putting it nicely

[hawkeye]

might be an undersatement...

[Rook38]

lol

[nagerous]

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols
Or follow lost prophets
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartmond, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrisson, Jimmy Hendrix or Sid Barrett in vain.

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile, some people are just nice.

Thou shalt not read NME
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular
Thou shalt not question Steven Fry
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
Thou shalt not judge lethal weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products
Thou shalt not Nestle products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants...
...use it to get into their heads.

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out Because you once saw a girl there that you fancied; that you're never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals.
Thou shalt not give bad word to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those in english speaking countries.

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the 4 elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not Pimp My Ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When i say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"
When i say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"
When i say, he say, she say, we say; "Make some noise.", kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix"
P-H-E-O-N-I-X.
Not, P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying; "Izziiit"

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always, thou shalt always, kill.

[Dancing Mustard]

Which is your favourite one and why?

[nagerous]

Conditions are perfect... It's business Time.

Aww yeah
That’s right baby.
Girl, tonight we’re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? ‘Cause it’s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night’s the night that we go and visit your mother, and I teach you how to use the video machine again, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. ‘Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There’s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed I’ve got work in the morning.” I know what you’re trying to say baby. You’re trying to say, “Oh, yeah. It’s business time. It’s business time.”

It’s business.
It’s business time.
That’s what you’re trying to say you’re trying to say let’s get down to business it’s business time.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay. Then you go sort out the recycling. That’s not part of it but it’s still very important. Then we’re in the bedroom. You’re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it’s never looked better on you.

Oh, team building exercise ’99.

Oh, you don’t know what you’re doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them ‘cause I still got my shoes on. But I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I’m down to just my socks and you know when I’m down to just my socks what time it is…it’s time for business. It’s business time.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
You know when I’m down to just my socks it’s time for business that’s why they call it business socks.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Oh.
Ooh, makin’ love.
Makin’ love for two.
Makin’ love for two minutes.
When it’s with me you only need two minutes, ‘cause I’m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, “Is that it?” I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, “Aww yeah, that’s it.” Then you tell me you want some more. Well I’m not surprised. But I’m quite sleepy.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.

It’s business.
It’s business time.

[Dancing Mustard]

How many have you given today? Why so few?



You are all terrible, terrible, human beings.

[cena-rules]

awwwwwwww f*ck Im going to hell

[jnd94]

Thou shalt not fail.

Op, you lose nick.

[nagerous]

Here’s looking at you kid
You got the German measles
It’s a comedy
Ha ha ha etc.

[Neoteny]

I am, after all, better than you.

[jnd94]

the change of the physical state of aggregation (or simply state) of matter from gaseous phase into liquid phase

[cena-rules]

Thou shalt download porn but thou shalt not download kiddy porn

ok now nag going to hell with me, good

[KoolBak]

A prisoner that wins American Idol

[jnd94]

Thou shalt not hate on Cheap Trick or Boston. Or Foreigner or Rush.

[pimpdave]

This thread may cause it.