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Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:52 pm

So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!

Also...

BYU/Washington... Fucked up or not?
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Re: Football (real)

Postby pancakemix on Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:55 pm

Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby homeland rules on Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:55 pm

i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:57 pm

homeland rules wrote:i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad


I figured that if you guys got to be pretentious assholes, I'd get to do the same.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:59 pm

pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby homeland rules on Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:59 pm

what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby pancakemix on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:01 pm

Neoteny wrote:
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Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.


The pass? Maybe a little, but his hand was moving forward. I'm not for one side in particular, either, though.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:03 pm

homeland rules wrote:what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.


Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.

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Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.


The pass? Maybe a little, but his hand was moving forward. I'm not for one side in particular, either, though.


It was pretty clearly a fumble, not a pass. His hand was not moving forward.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby pancakemix on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:06 pm

Neoteny wrote:
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Neoteny wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.


The pass? Maybe a little, but his hand was moving forward. I'm not for one side in particular, either, though.


It was pretty clearly a fumble, not a pass. His hand was not moving forward.


I've seen worse calls.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby homeland rules on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:08 pm

Neoteny wrote:
homeland rules wrote:what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.


Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.


your use of the word 'cracka' implies that the queen would sooner converse with barney gumble than accompany you anywhere.

you may have an audience with the queen if you can tell me which side of the stairs you should climb a round tower on
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Pedronicus on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:10 pm

This little chap from Holland has seen some American football.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:12 pm

homeland rules wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
homeland rules wrote:what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.


Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.


your use of the word 'cracka' implies that the queen would sooner converse with barney gumble than accompany you anywhere.

you may have an audience with the queen if you can tell me which side of the stairs you should climb a round tower on


I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby homeland rules on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:15 pm

Neoteny wrote:I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.


if you are right handed then correct. unfortunately your crude language means i will have to send for the butler and have you thrown in the moat at once. good day to you.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:17 pm

homeland rules wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.


if you are right handed then correct. unfortunately your crude language means i will have to send for the butler and have you thrown in the moat at once. good day to you.


I am indeed. I know where my sword is (un)sheathed. However, I hear she has a thing for crudeness. And ZZ Top.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Anarkistsdream on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:19 pm

OkState demolished Missouri yesterday... Stillwater was fucking crazy last night.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:28 pm

Pedronicus wrote:This little chap from Holland has seen some American football.
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Please, you people are too arrogant to give American football the time of day. Let's not kid ourselves. He was probably giving some British team (that was probably losing) the finger.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Hologram on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:27 pm

Neoteny wrote:
homeland rules wrote:i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad


I figured that if you guys got to be pretentious assholes, I'd get to do the same.

Seconded.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby HapSmo19 on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:47 pm

It was a fumble.

Anyway, GO RAIDERS!

The rest of you better watch out when they come alive :twisted:
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Iliad on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:51 pm

I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:
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Re: Football (real)

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:11 am

Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:

There is irony to this sentence, but right now, my team, the Cowboys are 2-1 after beating North Dakota yesterday. We have a good defense, but offense needs a lot of work.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby strike wolf on Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:13 am

My team is 3-0. If we could avoid stupid (sometimes blatant) penalties and get our tight end to catch balls on 3rd down we probably would still be #2 in the AP Poll.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby jipsy king on Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:41 am

rugby with girly helmets
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Neoteny on Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:10 am

Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:


jipsy king wrote:rugby with girly helmets


So are we oafs, or are we girly? You people can't even keep your insults straight, how can you expect us to think you know what a sport is?
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Re: Football (real)

Postby Iliad on Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:26 am

Neoteny wrote:
Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:


jipsy king wrote:rugby with girly helmets


So are we oafs, or are we girly? You people can't even keep your insults straight, how can you expect us to think you know what a sport is?

You see american football is somewhere in between football and rugby.
You see rugby isn't for pansies. You don't dress like you are about to recreate the Battle of Hastings.
And you see football isnt' for unfit elephants with the co-ordination, skills and quick thinking of a severely retarded duck.
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Re: Football (real)

Postby jipsy king on Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:37 am

are we saying that american football players are both pansies and unfit elephants? i would back that theory.

for a real man watch rugby league
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