Xtratabasco! The free world needs you!

[Dancing Mustard]

I see you lurking Xtra... and I've found a really really really serious story about evil policemen which you simply must read! It totally proves something about "teh guvmint"!!!1

Allah Tells Naked Man To Walk Dog. Result: Tasered by Tallahassee police

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands.

An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 2200 block of Hartsfield Road, said Officer David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department. When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.



This is not an image of the man in question.




Yeah! lol lol bootlickers! That'll teach them to go back and re-read illegally! USA, USA, USA!!!

[jiminski]

just give me her name.. i will find more pictures!

[Curmudgeonx]

More importantly

“Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,

Allah is a Bruce Willis fan! I wonder if Allah likes Bruce's early stuff like Moonlighting or Blind Date, or whether Allah is more into the action stuff. I bet it is the action stuff for obvious reasons, but maybe He has a soft spot for the wise-cracking Bruce Willis.

[jiminski]

More importantly

have you goner over to the other side Curmy?



The word of Krishna!

[heavycola]

He probably gets a kick from seeing brucie sell dodgy italian jewellery, too.

[Dancing Mustard]

I personally feel a bit let down that Allah seems to prefer Brucie to Ahhhnold.

[DaGip]

LOL! You Sheeple are pathetic! Run around thinking you know what is going on in the world, when it has been totally obscured by suprawealthy elitist overlords! The president is bought, the lawyers are bought, the judges are bought, and the engineers/scientists are bought!

Like I am supposed to believe that WTC 7 collapsed by fire alone...HAHAHAHAHA! Give me a break! The only time ever in the history of skyscrapers that this has occurred and I promise you, that it will never happen ever again...because the NIST is bought and paid for by the guys that own everything. And if you own everything, then you can get people to believe anything...even if it is a totally absurd lie!

2.3 TRILLION DOLLARS WAS MISSING ON SEPTEMBER 10, 2001! Where did that money go? That is alot...ALOT of freakin' moolah! Matter of fact, you could pay off 100,000 people with a nice big 230 million dollar incentive to do your evil bidding and keep their mouths shut and put up the front!

Fucking morons! You guys all deserve the wretched state of affairs that is coming your way!

Total financial collapse in just a month or two...and then the people will begin to uprise...but wait! The NWO has it all figured out! They will start up a new currency! A stronger currency that will be shared between the NAU members (which by the way is Canada, USA, and Mexico...of which Bush just decided to join on his OWN FUCKING AUTHORITY!)

I can't wait for the Nukes to explode over your guys' friggin' heads...I will laugh all the way to Hopiland and all the way up the boarding ramp on the Star Ship Melissa. Then the Angel Mike will let me pull the lever on the command chair, and bye, bye Earth!

And as we fly away, we will laugh at all your burnt up carcasses...the ashes will not settle for months! And when we come back, we will use the Plasma Vacuum technology and vacuum up all the little indestructible nano-wyrms that have been collecting all your DNA for millions of years before your pathetic little race was ever created!

Bow before your emperor! I have proclaimed myself!

There are NO MORE PRESIDENTS AND NO MORE KINGS!

There is only ONE!

AND IT IS I!

DAGIP!

And I will live a thousand years and rule from an obscure Asteroid and play horseshoes with a million androids that all look like Katherine Hepburn!

Prepare your souls for eternal death, you limey, stiff necked cancer sores!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIl4ySTfX8g

Watch it and WEEP!

[Dancing Mustard]

I don't know if you're:

1. Being serious
2. Parodying yourself
3. Stark raving bonkers
4. All of the above

[DaGip]

I don't know if you're:

1. Being serious
2. Parodying yourself
3. Stark raving bonkers
4. All of the above

You are the perfect example of the blind loving sheeple that roam this country, oblivious to the fact that wolves are pouring down on you as I speak!

Live Free or Die!

[hecter]

I don't know if you're:

1. Being serious
2. Parodying yourself
3. Stark raving bonkers
4. All of the above

I'm with you on this one... Like, wtf dude?

[Iliad]

I don't know if you're:

1. Being serious
2. Parodying yourself
3. Stark raving bonkers
4. All of the above

I'm with you on this one... Like, wtf dude?

Thirded though stuck between 1 and 4

[Dancing Mustard]

Don't worry kids, it looks like there's plenty of these things to go around...

[jiminski]

i just like the pretty redhead.

[heavycola]

LOL! You Sheeple are pathetic! Run around thinking you know what is going on in the world,

Well, here's a rundown on what isn't going on in the world:

1) Angel Mike isn't giving spaceship driving lessons
2) Nanowyrms are not harvesting our DNA
3) Dagip is not playing with a full deck

But the rest of it - that was spot on.

[DaGip]

LOL! You Sheeple are pathetic! Run around thinking you know what is going on in the world,

Well, here's a rundown on what isn't going on in the world:

1) Angel Mike isn't giving spaceship driving lessons
2) Nanowyrms are not harvesting our DNA
3) Dagip is not playing with a full deck

But the rest of it - that was spot on.

That is where you are wrong, HC. There ARE nano-wyrms and they have been collecting the DNA of this planet for millions of years, just in case the planet gets destroyed, and that time has arisen. The DNA will be saved, however, your meager souls will be forfeit. I tried to warn you all, but all I get is laughs and name calling!

So eat the shit you so desperately begged for. Reap what has been sown.

I am not playing games anymore, I beseech the POWERS THAT BE TO DESTROY THIS DIRTBALL OF A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

In the mean time, I will be sipping MaiThais on the Star Ship Melissa and listening to the latest version of the Quran on MP3 format.

The time of your demise is at hand. Behold your Destroyer! DaGip! My wrath will rain down upon this planet like hot molten iron from the heavens! So enjoy what little time you have left. Find a hooker. Do some real good drugs. Whatever it is you decide to do to end your life, make it count, because within the next year the pain will come...and you will all suffer immensely as you gasp your last breaths.

To show that I am not making this up, Tomorrow, September 17, all the power of the Earth will be shutdown! You will be crying in the dark like small babes torn from their mothers!

September 17, 2008! Behold, for Darkness has come!

[MeDeFe]

I don't know if you're:

1. Being serious
2. Parodying yourself
3. Stark raving bonkers
4. All of the above

Whichever it is, it is genius.

[hecter]

The 17th!? Holy shit, that's tomorrow!

[Iliad]

i just like the pretty redhead.

my we're being redundant

[Dancing Mustard]

Tomorrow, September 17, all the power of the Earth will be shutdown! You will be crying in the dark like small babes torn from their mothers!

Does Interfacer PH getting a cease and desist letter from Lack count as 'shutting down the power of the Earth'? Because that's all that's happened so far...

[b.k. barunt]

More importantly

have you goner over to the other side Curmy?



The word of Krishna!

Holy Shit!! That's wicked!!!


Honibaz

[DaGip]

Tomorrow, September 17, all the power of the Earth will be shutdown! You will be crying in the dark like small babes torn from their mothers!

Does Interfacer PH getting a cease and desist letter from Lack count as 'shutting down the power of the Earth'? Because that's all that's happened so far...

The Day Of Darkness will come when you least expect it...

[heavycola]

Tomorrow, September 17, all the power of the Earth will be shutdown! You will be crying in the dark like small babes torn from their mothers!

Does Interfacer PH getting a cease and desist letter from Lack count as 'shutting down the power of the Earth'? Because that's all that's happened so far...

The Day Of Darkness will come when you least expect it...

what, today?

[jiminski]

i just like the pretty redhead.

my we're being redundant

heh just saw you standing there Ill .. and thought to myself "hmm why not try it out for size!"

[DaGip]

Tomorrow, September 17, all the power of the Earth will be shutdown! You will be crying in the dark like small babes torn from their mothers!

Does Interfacer PH getting a cease and desist letter from Lack count as 'shutting down the power of the Earth'? Because that's all that's happened so far...

Is Lack's dad really a lawyer? Anyway, the Earth shall know its time is nigh when the power goes out at precisely 2:32 PM CST....

Be FOREWARNED!

[heavycola]

Tomorrow, September 17, all the power of the Earth will be shutdown! You will be crying in the dark like small babes torn from their mothers!

Does Interfacer PH getting a cease and desist letter from Lack count as 'shutting down the power of the Earth'? Because that's all that's happened so far...

Is Lack's dad really a lawyer? Anyway, the Earth shall know its time is nigh when the power goes out at precisely 2:32 PM CST....

Be FOREWARNED!

Can anyone else see satan's face in her cleavage? Could be bill gates actually.