The PostAntiLuns

[Ditocoaf]

I am neither pro-AnitLuns nor anti-AntiLuns. But that's merely because I live on the bottom of the ocean, and will continue to do so until AntiLun's regime eventually wipes out three-quarters of the human race. At that point, my army of aquatic molemen* will rise from the sea and overwhelm the puny AntiLuns forces, claiming what's left of the earth for my more lasting reign of peace, happiness, and molemen sentries patrolling the streets to eliminate any and all dissent.

*the "molemen" are actually Mutant Zombie MerAlien Ninja Pirate Knights, who are actually Cyborgs. And Teenagers. They're only called molemen because they're claustrophobic, and cannot comprehend irony.

[Kingdroid]

I am neither pro-AnitLuns nor anti-AntiLuns. But that's merely because I live on the bottom of the ocean, and will continue to do so until AntiLun's regime eventually wipes out three-quarters of the human race. At that point, my army of aquatic molemen* will rise from the sea and overwhelm the puny AntiLuns forces, claiming what's left of the earth for my more lasting reign of peace, happiness, and molemen sentries patrolling the streets to eliminate any and all dissent.

*the "molemen" are actually Mutant Zombie MerAlien Ninja Pirate Knights, who are actually Cyborgs. And Teenagers. They're only called molemen because they're claustrophobic, and cannot comprehend irony.

The droid army will be waiting in the far reaches of the world to partake in this allied operation.

[Sentinel XIV]

I hear your droids look like this guy:



Not sure how effective they'll be.

[pancakemix]

I'll be over there if you need me.

[Ditocoaf]

I am neither pro-AnitLuns nor anti-AntiLuns. But that's merely because I live on the bottom of the ocean, and will continue to do so until AntiLun's regime eventually wipes out three-quarters of the human race. At that point, my army of aquatic molemen* will rise from the sea and overwhelm the puny AntiLuns forces, claiming what's left of the earth for my more lasting reign of peace, happiness, and molemen sentries patrolling the streets to eliminate any and all dissent.

*the "molemen" are actually Mutant Zombie MerAlien Ninja Pirate Knights, who are actually Cyborgs. And Teenagers. They're only called molemen because they're claustrophobic, and cannot comprehend irony.

The droid army will be waiting in the far reaches of the world to partake in this allied operation.

The molemen have already eaten the droid army for breakfast... sorry.

[Kingdroid]

I am neither pro-AnitLuns nor anti-AntiLuns. But that's merely because I live on the bottom of the ocean, and will continue to do so until AntiLun's regime eventually wipes out three-quarters of the human race. At that point, my army of aquatic molemen* will rise from the sea and overwhelm the puny AntiLuns forces, claiming what's left of the earth for my more lasting reign of peace, happiness, and molemen sentries patrolling the streets to eliminate any and all dissent.

*the "molemen" are actually Mutant Zombie MerAlien Ninja Pirate Knights, who are actually Cyborgs. And Teenagers. They're only called molemen because they're claustrophobic, and cannot comprehend irony.

The droid army will be waiting in the far reaches of the world to partake in this allied operation.

The molemen have already eaten the droid army for breakfast... sorry.

PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

[Kingdroid]

I hear your droids look like this guy:



Not sure how effective they'll be.

/looks for the four popped collar motivational

[Neoteny]

"Popped" collars will surely be included in the questioning of the candidates. What are the predictions of the pundits on the issue of retards with their collars "popped."

[Ditocoaf]

PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

f*ck it. Lock this thread. This whole thing has become worthless.

wait, what's the magic chant again? oh, right:

LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD

[Kingdroid]

PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

f*ck it. Lock this thread. This whole thing has become worthless.

wait, what's the magic chant again? oh, right:

LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD

/thread ruined

f*ck yah

[pancakemix]

I am neither pro-AnitLuns nor anti-AntiLuns. But that's merely because I live on the bottom of the ocean, and will continue to do so until AntiLun's regime eventually wipes out three-quarters of the human race. At that point, my army of aquatic molemen* will rise from the sea and overwhelm the puny AntiLuns forces, claiming what's left of the earth for my more lasting reign of peace, happiness, and molemen sentries patrolling the streets to eliminate any and all dissent.

*the "molemen" are actually Mutant Zombie MerAlien Ninja Pirate Knights, who are actually Cyborgs. And Teenagers. They're only called molemen because they're claustrophobic, and cannot comprehend irony.

The droid army will be waiting in the far reaches of the world to partake in this allied operation.

The molemen have already eaten the droid army for breakfast... sorry.

PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

[Ditocoaf]

Thank you so very much...

[muy_thaiguy]

And then I pull off what the Sith did in Episode 3 with the clone army, and all remaining forces defect to my banner. I then shall become the uncontested ruler. However, in a bit of sheer irony, I will disband the forces make the world total anarchical.

[Ditocoaf]

But, you forget: as already mentioned, the irony will be lost on the molemen, who will proceed to eat your children.