Where the f*ck are these damn aliens?

[pimpdave]

*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.

Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

[Snorri1234]

Neither are dogs yet in some states it is a felony to kick one across the room for costing you thousands of dollars when it pisses on your floor

Would you kick your baby across the room if it pissed on the floor?

Yes.

[Hologram]

*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.

Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.

[Frigidus]

*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.

Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.

You forgot about how we eat them afterwards.

[Hologram]

*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.

Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.

You forgot about how we eat them afterwards.

Well, by that time, I'm usually in a drug-induced haze, so I wasn't completely sure about that one.

[pimpdave]

*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.

Dude, you're not supposed to tell people about the Fraternity initiation rituals. You could be dropped from the rolls for that shit.

OH SHIT!


Well, at least I didn't mention how we made the babies have sex with each while they were being kicked, so maybe it's all good.

You forgot about how we eat them afterwards.

Guys, seriously...

Next you're gonna go and tell them about how we constructed that secret barracks for our grunts, I mean, pledges and all about Project Mayhem and shit.

COME ON!

[DaGip]

Okay, like I said in another thread, The Federation Of Light has changed the date (they can do that you know). It is now November 11...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir_EwsqXqUI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMdk507 ... 1F&index=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVsi6V1O ... 1F&index=0

Plus, UFOs were seen but nobody really cared:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP_feKl04Gs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg0R7knu6Bo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_xDpqSTNEQ

[Dancing Mustard]

Okay, like I said in another thread, The Federation Of Light has changed the date (they can do that you know). It is now November 11...

Did Angel Mick say anything about that replicator I asked for? Y'know, the one that cranked out bicep-implants, roast chickens and obliging hotties (and cold beer in the Deluxe model)? Cos y'know, next time you hook up with him tell him that I'm totally stoked about it, and that my expectations are now sky-high.

[speckknoedelsup]

i'm an alien.

im a bacon dumpling soup from the soup planet, crashed with my intergalatic soup plate on earth, hidin from humans being afraid getting eaten. and playing cc

btw: im the top scored soup on cc of all times