Genghis Khant wrote:Just sort your act out, or failing that, go to the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland.
that would have to be the lowest of low ebbs - 'I want to go to dignitas but i haven't got a job and i can't afford the airfare'.
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Genghis Khant wrote:Just sort your act out, or failing that, go to the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland.
I checked out your picture....
Don't laugh, but I think you could be an underwear model.
Are you hung?
Marry a rich man's daughter, get a job at his company and once you've worked your way up enough find a job at a different company divorce the woman for a shit load of money and then go after the filipina girl.
Well, if your only problem is distance, then you just have to save up, get there somehow, and bring her back. There's a million ways to make money, and if you live with your parents, that's a few less bills you have to pay for.
Oh, and I'm assuming she's sending you pics of herself over Yahoo? Make sure that those pics are actually her own. Have her take a picture of herself that proves it. It would suck to get there and find out that all those pics were of some Filipina model...
...unless, of course, she is one.
if you lose a few pounds you could always try the suitcase stowaway routine
RustyMonkey wrote:I checked out your picture....
Don't laugh, but I think you could be an underwear model.
Are you hung?
Don't laugh, but I'm about 4 inches erect.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
TheProwler wrote:strike wolf wrote:Marry a rich man's daughter, get a job at his company and once you've worked your way up enough find a job at a different company divorce the woman for a shit load of money and then go after the filipina girl.
That sounds like a great romantic comedy!
Do you think it'll work, given that he's a 31 year old loser?
Nikolai wrote:TheProwler wrote:strike wolf wrote:Marry a rich man's daughter, get a job at his company and once you've worked your way up enough find a job at a different company divorce the woman for a shit load of money and then go after the filipina girl.
That sounds like a great romantic comedy!
Do you think it'll work, given that he's a 31 year old loser?
Um... dude... Hitch. Albert Brennaman. 'Nuff said.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
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