Advice for a 31 yr old unemployed loser living with parents?

[heavycola]

Just sort your act out, or failing that, go to the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland.

that would have to be the lowest of low ebbs - 'I want to go to dignitas but i haven't got a job and i can't afford the airfare'.

[khazalid]

if you lose a few pounds you could always try the suitcase stowaway routine

[RustyMonkey]

I checked out your picture....

Don't laugh, but I think you could be an underwear model.

Are you hung?

Don't laugh, but I'm about 4 inches erect.

Marry a rich man's daughter, get a job at his company and once you've worked your way up enough find a job at a different company divorce the woman for a shit load of money and then go after the filipina girl.

Women here in the states don't talk to me.

Well, if your only problem is distance, then you just have to save up, get there somehow, and bring her back. There's a million ways to make money, and if you live with your parents, that's a few less bills you have to pay for.

I can't get a job so I can't make money. It's too hard.

Oh, and I'm assuming she's sending you pics of herself over Yahoo? Make sure that those pics are actually her own. Have her take a picture of herself that proves it. It would suck to get there and find out that all those pics were of some Filipina model...

...unless, of course, she is one.

I've seen pictures of her.

if you lose a few pounds you could always try the suitcase stowaway routine

The what?

I've had a beautiful Filina girl in the past but she left me for another american man who was less pathetic. We were engaged and she was going to move over here and get her green card.

Here is a funny picture of me in May.

[RustyMonkey]

Opps, the picture:

http://img492.imageshack.us/img492/3815 ... 0th1gq.jpg

[TheProwler]

I checked out your picture....

Don't laugh, but I think you could be an underwear model.

Are you hung?

Don't laugh, but I'm about 4 inches erect.

Nice.

I think the average dude is 2.5 - 3.0 inches, so you are well above average.

Tuck that package into some Calvin Klein boxer-briefs and start posing!

I'm not gay. But I'm hard as a rock right now.

[RustyMonkey]

uh... get out of my topic.

[TheProwler]

I'm just trying to help. Hey, if you don't want helpful advice, don't start a thread asking for it.

I am offended.

[RustyMonkey]

good point, give more advice.

[Gregrios]

Listen, this is what you do:

1. Find out how much a one way ticket is.
2. Earn money anyway you can and save up.
3. Don't lose your ticket.
4. Go hook up with that milfy from philly!

[THORNHEART]

get a job

[Nikolai]

Marry a rich man's daughter, get a job at his company and once you've worked your way up enough find a job at a different company divorce the woman for a shit load of money and then go after the filipina girl.

That sounds like a great romantic comedy!

Do you think it'll work, given that he's a 31 year old loser?

Um... dude... Hitch. Albert Brennaman. 'Nuff said.

[TheProwler]

Marry a rich man's daughter, get a job at his company and once you've worked your way up enough find a job at a different company divorce the woman for a shit load of money and then go after the filipina girl.

That sounds like a great romantic comedy!

Do you think it'll work, given that he's a 31 year old loser?

Um... dude... Hitch. Albert Brennaman. 'Nuff said.

I didn't see it...

But there you go RustyMonkey...a sort of video training manual for you.

It's gotta be better than asking a bunch of Internet geeks for advice in the romance department.