I have returned

[mpjh]

Where is that flushing sound coming from?

[mpjh]

Where is that flushing sound coming from?

[animorpherv1]

are you asking that question seriously?

Yes?

That doesn't count as a question, does it?

Maybe?

Are we playing the answer a question game with a question?

How did you find out?

diddle: I hope you don't find what I did offensive.

[mpjh]

What you did was way beyond offensives. It was outrageous, outlandish, and oafish. It crossed the line of civil conduct, and went well into the territory of gross misconduct.

Remind me -- what did you do?

[animorpherv1]

LOL. I started asking ponitless one word questions. Everyone Beware! The grammar Police have arrived!

[jnd94]

diddle is the one guy where I can crap in his mouth and he loves it.

[nagerous]

diddle is the one guy where I can crap in his mouth and he loves it.

Don't worry you'll find other people in life to share your strange fetishes with.

[Minister Masket]

Good to see you back diddle.
You'll be ecstatic to know that I didn't miss you in the slightest.

[diddle]

I am deeply offended.

[Nickbaldwin]

And throated.

[diddle]

And throated.

Well I had to pass the time in some way...

[Minister Masket]

I am deeply offended.

I apologize.
Clearly I didn't take into account how much you depend on me for general existance.

[diddle]

I am deeply offended.

I apologize.
Clearly I didn't take into account how much you depend on me for general existance.

Yep. I joined before you, well, actually I joined before most of the people here, so respect me.

[mandyb]

I am deeply offended.

I apologize.
Clearly I didn't take into account how much you depend on me for general existance.

Yep. I joined before you, well, actually I joined before most of the people here, so respect me.

If it's respect you want diddlers, maybe you should re-think the avatar....conjures up the wrong image, if you know what I mean.

Plus - you now seem to be taking silliness to an unprecedented extreme.
Get a hold of yourself!

[sam_levi_11]

DIDDLE OMG! EVERYONE LOVES DIDDLE!

[mpjh]

Yes, and sooner or later -- usually every day -- one needs diddle.

[diddle]

I am deeply offended.

I apologize.
Clearly I didn't take into account how much you depend on me for general existance.

Yep. I joined before you, well, actually I joined before most of the people here, so respect me.

If it's respect you want diddlers, maybe you should re-think the avatar....conjures up the wrong image, if you know what I mean.

Plus - you now seem to be taking silliness to an unprecedented extreme.
Get a hold of yourself!

Hmmm, maybe I should stun you all into submission.

I joined in Nov 2006, thats before hecter, Iliad, DM, Nagerous. In fact, I think I'm the 3rd oldest member in Spamalot. (I might have to check that.)

[mpjh]

Certainly the most humble member, hey.

[diddle]

I'm aged.

[Neoteny]

Apparently, not the only place to take a shit around here anymore, either.

[Nickbaldwin]

A vintage toilet, huzzah!

[diddle]

I would also like to formally invite y'all to my 2 year anniversary party.

[diddle]

If it's respect you want diddlers, maybe you should re-think the avatar....conjures up the wrong image, if you know what I mean.
!

Have you any idea what you just suggested?!

[mandyb]

If it's respect you want diddlers, maybe you should re-think the avatar....conjures up the wrong image, if you know what I mean.
!

Have you any idea what you just suggested?!

That when people think of you they think of no. ones and twos?

[hecter]

If it's respect you want diddlers, maybe you should re-think the avatar....conjures up the wrong image, if you know what I mean.

Treason! How dare you even think such foul thoughts! BURN THE WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!