A FAMILIAR STORY

[Nickbaldwin]

Since when were tenants "recruited"?

[Frigidus]

Oh, wait. That's your version of the Garden of Eden. I wouldn't have noticed if not for the "two people" bit. This was, perhaps, because it has nearly no resemblance to the actual story. See, Adam and Eve can be likened in a way to Pinocchio (the Disney version, at least). Sure, Pinocchio spends the entire movie slacking off and being a little shit, but you can hardly blame him as he is clearly retarded. It's like putting a baby in prison because it groped another baby. It's like shooting a puppy because it peed in the house.

[jonesthecurl]

Oh, wait. That's your version of the Garden of Eden. I wouldn't have noticed if not for the "two people" bit. This was, perhaps, because it has nearly no resemblance to the actual story. See, Adam and Eve can be likened in a way to Pinocchio (the Disney version, at least). Sure, Pinocchio spends the entire movie slacking off and being a little shit, but you can hardly blame him as he is clearly retarded. It's like putting a baby in prison because it groped another baby. It's like shooting a puppy because it peed in the house.

You have to torture the puppy first. Dirty little sod. Make an example of it to all other puppies.