How to make a rich girl love a pauper boy with no good skill

[Juan_Bottom]

Advice? Also, suicide is not advice.

[InkL0sed]

Charm her with your wit.

[Juan_Bottom]

Oh, I should point out! This is a 5 year relationship.
I have no money, and my charms have gotten me this far.... but it's starting to wear...

[jnd94]

suicide.

[pimpdave]

Plagiarize Plagiarize Plagiarize. Find a poet you like, and rip his shit off for handwritten notes to your beloved.

Just don't use John Donne. Most chicks are aware of his sublime works of love poetry. Also, no Shakespeare.

That's just phase one though.


In Phase 2, start looking into school. Doesn't matter what or where really, although a business type degree is generally what rich chicks like to see, and a good dramatic counterpoint to your obvious talent as a poet.

Remember, most girls respect a guy who is TRYING. So as long as you are TRYING and DOING YOUR BEST, they will overlook all of the other things they don't like about you.



However, that will only last so long. Phase 3 is Success. You need to find something you can do in which you can be a GREAT SUCCESS.



Most importantly, in all of this, don't forget to "take care of her" regularly. Even though women will deny it, it's crucially important to sustaining the relationship. At least until menopause.

[william18]

Oh, I should point out! This is a 5 year relationship.
I have no money, and my charms have gotten me this far.... but it's starting to wear...

Get more charming!

[Juan_Bottom]

Plagiarize Plagiarize Plagiarize. Find a poet you like, and rip his shit off for handwritten notes to your beloved.

Though I find this to be a completely rational and smart thing to do, it conflicts directly with my "never lie" morals.
Perhaps there is another a way around that?

Just don't use John Donne. Most chicks are aware of his sublime works of love poetry. Also, no Shakespeare.

Of course not!

In Phase 2, start looking into school. Doesn't matter what or where really, although a business type degree is generally what rich chicks like to see, and a good dramatic counterpoint to your obvious talent as a poet.

This is prolly the biggest part of my problem. I'm on prohibation, and they are practically prohibiting me from going to school, especially so since that disqualifies me from getting fiancial aid. She on the other hand, is in school, an hour and a half away.... but, OUT OF STATE. so again, since I'm on prohibation, I can't go and visit...
And seriously, I can only be so awesome on the phone...

Remember, most girls respect a guy who is TRYING. So as long as you are TRYING and DOING YOUR BEST, they will overlook all of the other things they don't like about you.

In this particular case, that may be the one big thing in my favor. Other than the size of my penis of course.

However, that will only last so long. Phase 3 is Success. You need to find something you can do in which you can be a GREAT SUCCESS.

I have no good skills!!! Socially I am beloved and popular... but I still have no great skills...

[Gregrios]

Let me get this straight. You've gone out with her for five years and now you feel like she's losing interest in you. Is that about right?

[Hologram]

However, that will only last so long. Phase 3 is Success. You need to find something you can do in which you can be a GREAT SUCCESS.

I have no good skills!!! Socially I am beloved and popular... but I still have no great skills...

Join the Coast Guard.

Think about it. It's a fantastic idea.

[Juan_Bottom]

Kinda... but not exactly... Really she seems to be bored with her whole life. I'm just trying to freshen things up a bit, and certianly there are others here (Rustymonkey & snakeysnakey) that can benifit from your life experiences.

Join the Coast Guard.

Think about it. It's a fantastic idea.

Thank you, but I can't swim.

[Hologram]

Kinda... but not exactly... Really she seems to be bored with her whole life. I'm just trying to freshen things up a bit, and certianly there are others here (Rustymonkey & snakeysnakey) that can benifit from your life experiences.

Join the Coast Guard.

Think about it. It's a fantastic idea.

Thank you, but I can't swim.

CG boot camp will teach you, if you need to. There's a lot more to the Coasties than jumping out of a helicopter. Plus, it has all the advantages of the military with none of the drawbacks:

Ladies love a man in uniform
You can get stationed pretty close to your current residence, so long as you live near the coast
You'll be saving lives or beating down terrorists and drug traffickers, also good for the ladies
See more action than all the services combined in peace time
Almost no chance of dying.

Seriously, if you have no skills, the military is the place for you. And if you want to keep your current lady, the Coast Guard is the way to go. Only drawback is that no one will actually believe that you're in the military.

[Gregrios]

Best advice I can think of is to try and find some new things that you can both enjoy. Whatever it might be, sexual activity, outdoor activity, cyber activity, anything to spice things up.

[nagerous]

Go travelling via hitch-hike and camp out in the wilderness with her. Would be cheap + romantic, though plan some kind of location that you aim for... so you dont end up lost as that would suck.

[Juan_Bottom]

Go travelling via hitch-hike and camp out in the wilderness with her. Would be cheap + romantic, though plan some kind of location that you aim for... so you dont end up lost as that would suck.

Have you ever actually done this? I dunno if there are any deep enough locations out here that I would have access to... plus, it's getting cold out.

[redhawk92]

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[TheProwler]

You have to act like you are losing interest in her. Say you'll phone her and then don't. When you talk to her next, say you forgot. Don't be outright rude though. Say "Oh sorry, I forgot."

Keep busy with other things and let her know she is not the priority in your life. Make her work hard for your affection.

And the next time you have sex, give it to her real hard up the ass. Chicks dig a guy who's in control.

Trust me dude, this is all good advice. The last thing you want to do is make it look like you are working too hard. Like asking a bunch of people for advice on an Internet message forum. That just screams "Pathetic!!" Chicks want a guy that oozes confidence without going overboard and being rude and arrogant.

[pimpdave]

You have to act like you are losing interest in her. Say you'll phone her and then don't. When you talk to her next, say you forgot. Don't be outright rude though. Say "Oh sorry, I forgot."

Keep busy with other things and let her know she is not the priority in your life. Make her work hard for your affection.

And the next time you have sex, give it to her real hard up the ass. Chicks dig a guy who's in control.

Trust me dude, this is all good advice. The last thing you want to do is make it look like you are working too hard. Like asking a bunch of people for advice on an Internet message forum. That just screams "Pathetic!!" Chicks want a guy that oozes confidence without going overboard and being rude and arrogant.

Yeah, don't do any of that. Most chicks these days have either read He's Just Not That Into You, or have friends who have, and who recite it as if it's biblical fucking law.

Actually, dude, get that book from your local library. Read it. Then do the opposite of what will lead her to thinking that you're just not that into her.

If she doesn't respond to that, she's a gold digging bitch, and get rid of her ass, as she's a HUGE liability.

[Curmudgeonx]

If she is rich (and I mean she must have a trust fund), then marry her immediately.

If she doesn't have a trust fund, then at least her father must own his own successful business, if neither, the she is not rich, and if she gets tired of your broke-ass, then grudge f*ck her one last time, and find greener pastures, perhaps with one of her friends who might actually be rich.

If you ever have a choice between marrying a sweet, sexy woman with money or a sweet sexy woman who is poor, marry the rich girl!

[jonesthecurl]

Studying: try online.
(formally, or just picking a subject and learning about it online).

Otherwise: learn to cook. If you're a "6" in every other way and a seriously good cook, that makes you a "9".

[Ditocoaf]

Otherwise: learn to cook. If you're a "6" in every other way and a seriously good cook, that makes you a "9".

This is good advice. Cooking is a great skill, and all it takes to learn is to do it, and often.

[Juan_Bottom]

Studying: try online.
(formally, or just picking a subject and learning about it online).

Otherwise: learn to cook. If you're a "6" in every other way and a seriously good cook, that makes you a "9".

I'm a great cook; I have always been poor, and had to learn how to turn the same cheap dishes into delicious treats.

Perhaps I could learn to better prepare some of her favorite dishes though... I'll work on this.

If she doesn't have a trust fund, then at least her father must own his own successful business,

He does.

Yeah, don't do any of that. Most chicks these days have either read He's Just Not That Into You, or have friends who have, and who recite it as if it's biblical fucking law.

The whole "pretend like you're not into her" pretty much ruined everything a while back. She's gotten smart...

If she doesn't respond to that, she's a gold digging bitch, and get rid of her ass, as she's a HUGE liability.

Though she is a huge liability, she is definitly not a gold-digger.

And the next time you have sex, give it to her real hard up the ass. Chicks dig a guy who's in control.

What the?

The last thing you want to do is make it look like you are working too hard. Like asking a bunch of people for advice on an Internet message forum. That just screams "Pathetic!!"

I thought this would be fun....
I didn't think I'd be recieving tips on anal rape that's for sure. Assprowler isn't a flame is it? More like a nickname? I just don't think that that is advice that I'll be taking....

I have purchased a copy of "GO Fatima dance instructional video" from my local Salvation Army store. It's an instructional dance vide from like '98 so all the music is like 98 degress and junk.... if I learn to dance like Napoleon Dynamite will that help my cause?

[pimpdave]

Yeah, don't do any of that. Most chicks these days have either read He's Just Not That Into You, or have friends who have, and who recite it as if it's biblical fucking law.

The whole "pretend like you're not into her" pretty much ruined everything a while back. She's gotten smart...

No, dude, I was saying DON'T do that. DON'T PRETEND TO NOT BE INTO HER. That shit doesn't work anymore, not since that book came out.

And even before that book was published, it was still a risky move, and certainly not something to do with a girl for whom you have designs for a long term commitment.

I speak from experience, bro.

I have purchased a copy of "GO Fatima dance instructional video" from my local Salvation Army store. It's an instructional dance vide from like '98 so all the music is like 98 degress and junk.... if I learn to dance like Napoleon Dynamite will that help my cause?

It can't hurt. If you can take her out to the clubs and dance, and I mean, dance competently and without a shred of self-consciousness, that will exude confidence, which women find sexy.

Plus, if you dance half-well in front of her FRIENDS, then she will have something that is better than the other girls. And dude, trust me, girls are catty. They wear their boyfriends on their arms like jewelry, a lot of the time. So the more "skillz" you have that she can show off, the better you are to keep around.

That's just on the purely superficial level, of course, but don't discount the superficial level. It's still a level, after all, and doesn't preclude something deeper. It just is what it is.

[Gregrios]

Just like the best movie quote of all time goes:

I JUST WANT TO DANCE!

[Juan_Bottom]

Oh yeah, I got that.... That was aimed at TheProwler. I speak from experience as well.

[jonesthecurl]

Dancing works to attract women initially - it won't necessarily serve to retain their interest.

Stick with cooking. Can you do Thai? It's dreadfully expensive if you eat out, but most of the ingredients are cheap - it just is very time-consuming. And thus impressive. Make a good Kratang Thong, or even a simple sate, and most people are putty in your hands.

Recently, I've taken to a sort of Mexican/Thai fusion - it's not difficult and seems exotic and exciting.