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How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby pimpdave on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:25 pm

I for one would use the old "steal all of her credit cards and go to Acapulco" method I learned when I was dating Samantha.

Please suggest other methods that I might try out sometime.
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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:28 pm

Cancel her insurance and then hurt her really bad physicaly? And make it look like she had an accident?
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Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:29 pm

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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby pimpdave on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:30 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Cancel her insurance and then hurt her really bad physicaly? And make it look like she had an accident?


That sounds like it would require some skill. Which means it is a bad idea.
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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:31 pm

No more that stealing credit cards, I think. Depends....

How about kidnapping and ransoming her kids or something?
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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby pimpdave on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:32 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:No more that stealing credit cards, I think. Depends....

How about kidnapping and ransoming her kids or something?


That requires no skill whatsoever. Excellent suggestion.
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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:36 pm

Pretending to be an accountant? Or try actually becoming a bank CEO?
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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby Gregrios on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:53 pm

Become her pimp! Pimps get a good cut from the profits. ;)
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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby pimpdave on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:59 pm

Gregrios wrote:Become her pimp! Pimps get a good cut from the profits. ;)



While requiring no skill whatsoever. Well, except for slapping. But that is still being studied by the epidemiology laboratories at Harvard University as to whether or not it is a disorder or a skill. As soon as the results of that study become public, I will share them here.
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Re: How to make a rich girl into a pauper with no good skill

Postby Gregrios on Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:05 am

pimpdave wrote:
Gregrios wrote:Become her pimp! Pimps get a good cut from the profits. ;)



While requiring no skill whatsoever. Well, except for slapping. But that is still being studied by the epidemiology laboratories at Harvard University as to whether or not it is a disorder or a skill. As soon as the results of that study become public, I will share them here.


Oh yes, the big daddy of all questions. I'll be sitting on the edge of my seat for the results. :ugeek:
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