If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy...

[black elk speaks]

which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.

[Hologram]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'

[muy_thaiguy]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'

Are you saying that it was wrong for me to have told that to my cousins whom are raised in Kansas and, though baptized Catholic, were raised Methodist was bad thing when they were 8 and 9 years old?

[black elk speaks]

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks.

[Dancing Mustard]

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks.

You should write some kind of self-help manual. You'd make a mint.

[black elk speaks]

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say