In 2008 a crack flaming unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Conquer Club underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as trolls of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can properly insult your target, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Pleasant Chaps.
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I have such a problem. Does anyone know where to find them?