A president obama wishlist

[Pedronicus]

f*ck me, no wonder the world is fucked. Americans are so fucking stupid

[pimpdave]

f*ck me, no wonder the world is fucked. Americans are so fucking stupid

This is a credible criticism coming from a citizen of the British Empire.

Oh wait.

Whoops.

[Dancing Mustard]

f*ck me, no wonder the world is fucked. Americans are so fucking stupid

This is a credible criticism coming from a citizen of the British Empire.

To be fair, the first three pages of this thread were not the jewel in the crown of the American Education System.

[Juan_Bottom]

To be fair, the first three pages of this thread were not the jewel in the crown of the American Education System.

Smart enough to kick your ass out of North America twice.... and then save your ass in two world wars.... ug...


AMERICA RULES!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shoots guns into the air*

[pimpdave]

Yeah, if Britain's so smart, how come they don't have gun shows at their monster truck rallies?


And as a follow up, if Britain is so smart, how come THEY didn't elect Barack Obama? Huh? SUCKERS.

[Juan_Bottom]

*High-fives Pimpdave*

[mpjh]

Hey, don't be so hard on them; after all, they elected the first alien from space as their prime minister, remember Margaret Thatcher. That hair only came for beyond the planet.

[The1exile]

Hey, don't be so hard on them; after all, they elected the first alien from space as their prime minister, remember Margaret Thatcher. That hair only came for beyond the planet.

Doctor Who messed up, what can we say.

[spurgistan]

To be fair, the first three pages of this thread were not the jewel in the crown of the American Education System.

Smart enough to kick your ass out of North America twice.... and then save your ass in two world wars.... ug...


AMERICA RULES!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shoots guns into the air*

Errr... I don't know who taught you that 'Merikuh won the War of 1812, but we sure as hell did not.

EDIT: And an actual well-intentioned thread goes to pot. Obama to the War of 1812. le Sigh.

Anyways, if Obama does one thing for me, it'd be making the USA a place we can believe in. No biggie.

[walnutwatson]

Smart enough to kick your ass out of North America twice.... and then save your ass in two world wars.... ug...

USA - good at helping in wars, bad at setting the alarm clock.

[Juan_Bottom]

Errr... I don't know who taught you that 'Merikuh won the War of 1812, but we sure as hell did not.

I said we kicked their ass out of North America twice. See " 1814 -- The Battle of New Orleans."

USA - good at helping in wars, bad at setting the alarm clock.

What? We were trying to be like good parents and give them encouragement from afar. It's bad for the self esteem if mommy and daddy do everything for ya.
"You can do it junior, c'mon!"
"Know what, maybe he's just not ready yet. I'll give him a hand one more time."
*bang-bang!*

And on topic, another thing Obama could do is not get assassinated. Which is an unofficial goal that I do believe he has.