Well, not that I can claim to know precisely what will happen or even what exactly is going on/happened along the way, it seems Midseason Madness is upon us, so an update is in order. I have little perspective for a current look at the tables for obvious reasons. And no, I havent got the energy to dig up even a rough semblance of a current table for 17 teams. Still hoping that something workable comes out of the bruised feelings, egos and general mess the Super Leagues have currently descended into, which I admit I havent had the energy or the mental surplus to keep up with.
Thus I will update the SEAL GOAL adventures a bit as we move into Midseason Madness. They have the most handsome coach by far and also had a quite interesting first half-ish of the season. Untill I can get my hands on some reliable table standings, Im hoping that other teams will chime in with their point scores, recent updates and some banter. Dont be put off by the Tiddler being so damn handsome. As mentioned in the first newsletter Carl is solving the problem of low self esteem by having built a shrine to the Tiddlers amazing handsomeness in the Mogul Stadium itself. Its one of the few things that has no burn damage yet. In any case, if the Premier League players will total their score and their games played, we will have a little bit of information on the Premier League.
As for the progress of the SEAL GOALS, the first newsletter only saw 1 match completed for them, though several results were ticking in and promising very decent points. 2 wins and a draw lined up quickly, then Carl came along and got his balls busted. most of the specifics of that match can be found in the first newsletter. - For this newsletter, it will suffice to say that the Tiddler came back to the Premier League and as promised dispatched Carl the Mouth in short order 3-1
As the latest match before Midseason Madness arrived, The Tiddler Mogul faced off against Uckuki. Uckuki was however late at all 4 venues. In part it can be attributed to very careful driving of the Uckuki Teambus but possibly also to 4 freak road accidents namely 4 seperate incendiary anti tank mines. Upon hearing rumours of foul play, The Seal Goal Press took it upon itself to question the Tiddler about any wrongdoings. He was quoted as saying "What napalm. I dont know nothing about no napalm" which should satisfy anyone that these were freak accidents in no way connected to the Tiddler.
In any case, the SEAL GOALS did the gentlemanny thing and drank a couple of beers waiting for the Uckuki team, then set to work and never looked back. Possibly they should have though, as it was perhaps a few too many beers when the Uckuki Team managed a late Doodle goal thus narrowing the SEAL GOALS win to 3-1.
This makes for 5 completed games for the SEAL GOALS and with 4 wins and a draw it amounts to 9 points and a 1.8 ppg.
From memory noone contends that with just 5 games completed, but several teams have not had 2 games cancelled because of Rest Seasons and 1 or 2 should be at 9 or 9+ points for 6 or 7 games.
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