Biscuit Conspiracy

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:52 pm

This is very similar to something I came across the other day when attempting to consume some sweet coffee-break material. I opened my pack of Rowntree Fruit Pastels only to find that every single one was green apart from a long purple. I know people are gonna say its chance, blah blah, we've never seen such a pack before so how can we know what's gonna happen... But I know. Sure, you could provide convincing well argued points supported by factual sources in response, but don't you see? That's what they want you to do! We have to make a choice here. If you believe then, like DM and myself, you'll be behind the fence with electrodes attached to your nipples. If you don't, then prepare to receive the sugary mark.

WATCH OUR LIBERTIES GO DOWN THE SHITTER, SHEEPLE!

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:06 pm

Guiscard wrote:This is very similar to something I came across the other day when attempting to consume some sweet coffee-break material. I opened my pack of Rowntree Fruit Pastels only to find that every single one was green apart from a long purple. I know people are gonna say its chance, blah blah, we've never seen such a pack before so how can we know what's gonna happen... But I know. Sure, you could provide convincing well argued points supported by factual sources in response, but don't you see? That's what they want you to do! We have to make a choice here. If you believe then, like DM and myself, you'll be behind the fence with electrodes attached to your nipples. If you don't, then prepare to receive the sugary mark.

WATCH OUR LIBERTIES GO DOWN THE SHITTER, SHEEPLE!

THE FRUIT PASTELS ARE RIGGED.

HungrySomali · Post by **HungrySomali** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:24 pm

No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit

Sausage Gravy and Biscuit

Cookie

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:39 pm

Your avatar raises deep sceptical forebodings.

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:59 pm

HungrySomali wrote:No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit

Sausage Gravy and Biscuit

Cookie

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:10 pm

Guiscard wrote:
HungrySomali wrote:No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit

Sausage Gravy and Biscuit

Cookie

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?

Say it with me Guis, bis-cuit. And I don't think that gravy is homemade, doesn't have sausage or pepper in it.

And yes, we call you weird. I mean, the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:56 pm

No wonder that Somali kid is so fucking hungry... look at the shit they're giving him to eat.

I blame the NWO for this state of affairs; mainly because I am too lazy and scared to face the unromantic truth of the matter, and too lacking in logical faculties to realise that I'm behaving irrationaly.

Also:

muy_thaiguy wrote:the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).

What the hell are you talking about?

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:00 pm

HungrySomali wrote:No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit

Sausage Gravy and Biscuit

Cookie

We all have out little cultural peculiarities.

In the US for example they call:
-Tortoises Turtles
-Commercials Football
and
-The Nations biggest idiot President for 8 years.

HungrySomali · Post by **HungrySomali** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:41 pm

Guiscard wrote:
HungrySomali wrote:No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.
quote]

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?

Cause its warm meaty and delicous. 8X

HungrySomali · Post by **HungrySomali** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:44 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:No wonder that Somali kid is so fucking hungry... look at the shit they're giving him to eat.

I blame the NWO for this state of affairs; mainly because I am too lazy and scared to face the unromantic truth of the matter, and too lacking in logical faculties to realise that I'm behaving irrationaly.

Also:
muy_thaiguy wrote:the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).
What the hell are you talking about?

Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:21 am

HungrySomali wrote:Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?

No. I do not like Green eggs and ham.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:25 am

I do not like them sam i am.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:50 am

I do not like them here or there,

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:56 am

I do not like them anywhere.

browng-08 · Post by **browng-08** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:03 pm

It's a CULT!!!!

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:13 pm

Slingblade.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:45 pm

Jack Sprat, eat no fat.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:54 pm

HungrySomali wrote:Cookie

Dude, that's a biscuit.

This is a cookie..

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:56 pm

Skittles! wrote:
HungrySomali wrote:Cookie

Dude, that's a biscuit.

This is a cookie..

actually the first one is a sandwich treat

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:25 pm

Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:22 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.

Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:26 pm

Frigidus wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.
Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...

Aussie's do!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:33 am

Frigidus wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.
Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...

No, we've always just called them muffins. The prefix of 'English' is just added whenever they get exported to countries outside of Europe.

(Indeed, the addition of 'English' was one of the written in amendments to the copies of Harry Potter that were sold in the States)

McGrr · Post by **McGrr** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:38 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Looks like an oreo with jelly instead of the creme.
Do you guys (Brits) still call English muffins English muffins? That just looks so wrong grammatically...
No, we've always just called them muffins. The prefix of 'English' is just added whenever they get exported to countries outside of Europe.

(Indeed, the addition of 'English' was one of the written in amendments to the copies of Harry Potter that were sold in the States)

We call English muffins just muffins.

What about some Italian Pizza? Or Russian Vodka? Or Turkish Lokum?

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:11 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
HungrySomali wrote:No wonder you Brits are known for your bad dental hygine, you call your cookies biscuits. Biscuits are to be eaten only with scrambled eggs inside them or smothered with sausage gravy.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit

Sausage Gravy and Biscuit

Cookie

Is that like a scone? With bacon and egg?

And why does your gravy look like semen?

You call us weird?
Say it with me Guis, bis-cuit. And I don't think that gravy is homemade, doesn't have sausage or pepper in it.

And yes, we call you weird. I mean, the country where the great British Empire began can't even really call itself a country anymore (England).

Gravy:

-Note the property of not being semen.

Biscuits:

-Note these are of the chocolate digestive variety, made by popular brand Mc Vitie's.

Scones:

-Note the jam and cream filling. Some may not use the top half, or just spread with butter. Furthermore, note the lack of eggs, bacon, gravy etc.