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Postby pollyuk on Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:45 pm

Do men wank ALLLL the time???
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Postby Appalachian on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:17 pm

I'm a virgin when it comes to wanking!
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:39 pm

pollyuk wrote:Do men wank ALLLL the time???

Not when we're driving a car, usually.
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Postby Lazy_Pilgrim on Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:14 pm

lol easy at this time to much G (if u dnt no what tht means then lol) but hey i do and me and my fiencay have been for 2 years ;)
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Postby pollyuk on Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:26 pm

good, im happy :D . i havent for a while but it is fun!!
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Postby Lazy_Pilgrim on Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:00 pm

hum this respones was ment for my own thres but hey wicked bloked it so me good smke yalll
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:50 am

Appalachian wrote:I'm a virgin when it comes to wanking!


You have yet to discover the wonderful world of, well, manhood in general.
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Postby suggs on Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:59 am

2dimes wrote:
pollyuk wrote:Do men wank ALLLL the time???

Not when we're driving a car, usually.


Amateur.
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Postby Ho_Chi_Min on Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:28 am

all men do unless they are too young. And i have while driving a car. It will keep you awake thats for sure. :lol:
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Postby suggs on Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:47 am

Changing gear can be sticky though.
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:40 am

suggs wrote:Changing gear can be sticky though.

Just use your left hand.
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Postby The1exile on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:04 am

for the gear stick or the other one?
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:10 am

I guess usually is one of those north American slang words the brits don't know.
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Postby RedBullNation on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:56 am

MeDeFe wrote:
suggs wrote:Changing gear can be sticky though.

Just use your left hand.
then you have no control of the wheel, unless you can drive with your knees
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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:09 am

pollyuk wrote:Do men wank ALLLL the time???


Welcome back AGAIN, Norse?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:03 pm

actually, this is not Norse as i have played against pollyuk before Norse joined. so meggy keep your thoughts to yourself.
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Postby greenpower91 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:38 pm

Don't think that you can wank when you're asleep.
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Postby RedBullNation on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:40 pm

greenpower91 wrote:Don't think that you can wank when you're asleep.
You mean you've never heard of sleepwanking?
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Postby greenpower91 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:45 pm

Apparently not. :o
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Postby RedBullNation on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:48 pm

See, sleepwanking is done without the sleepwanker knowing he/she is doing it, since they are asleep. So if you wake up in the middle of the night with your hand in that general area, you are a sleepwanker.

Not that I am or anything. :wink:
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Postby The1exile on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:48 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
pollyuk wrote:Do men wank ALLLL the time???


Welcome back AGAIN, Norse?


I thought she was billy07's stevedoresque wife.
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Postby greenpower91 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:53 pm

RedBullNation wrote:See, sleepwanking is done without the sleepwanker knowing he/she is doing it, since they are asleep. So if you wake up in the middle of the night with your hand in that general area, you are a sleepwanker.

Not that I am or anything. :wink:


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Postby suggs on Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:10 pm

greenpower91 wrote:Don't think that you can wank when you're asleep.


Surely the best part of adolescense were WET DREAMS?!
Bloody fantastic, all that fun for no effort.
Bit like a one night stand really, without the guilt.
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Postby greenpower91 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:00 pm

suggs wrote:
greenpower91 wrote:Don't think that you can wank when you're asleep.


Surely the best part of adolescense were WET DREAMS?!
Bloody fantastic, all that fun for no effort.
Bit like a one night stand really, without the guilt.


Well, i have been proven wrong. =D>
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Postby william18 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:51 pm

wow what kind of thread is this?
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