Valentine's "SHAG A SUGGSATHON".

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:05 pm

Well, if you can't open yourself up to ridicule and derision on a gaming forum, what can you do? (SHUT UP-Ed.)

So, it's the most depressing time of the year again. The time when i realise, that once again I have made bugger all effort to secure a date for the (not at all commercial, and incredibly meaningful) big 14.

Hence, all offers from both sexes will be considered, and depending on cash up front, non-consensual (on my part) will be accepted.

Please, post your reasons why YOU should SHAG-A-SUGGS" here.
And remember - you're special, until the minute i need to stuff my fat face with PIE, and then you can bugger off.

To give this thread an outside chance of making past one post, post your random Valentine's thoughts here. Hopes and fears...

Just off for a wank-the ladies love that.

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:07 pm

This needs to be moved to flame wars.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:07 pm

Can't I simply do an old fashioned cop-to-hippy beat down instead? I have a lot of pent up frustration and aggression that I need to take out on someone or something. Is that exceptable?

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:09 pm

I bought what's in my avatar for my girlfriend (Hopefully she doesn't read this...). I'm a regular Casanova, I know. If you'd like Suggs, I'll get one for you too. Chlamydia might be a bit more appropriate however...

I kid. I see you as a beer yeast kind of guy.

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:10 pm

Ok well to help Suggs thread become more than a few posts i will add one more

I actually didnt want to do much past dinner but my girlfriend has been very sweet to me and she asked we make a thing of it.

So she is going to cook dinner while i make the place nice and then we will exchange gifts and cards and settle down to a ... well you know the rest.

As a rule i dont like Valentines day. I dont feel i need an occasion to make a fuss out of someone i care about.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:11 pm

At a pinch, and I'm selling myself short, I will accept Toblerone.

FEEL THE LOVE.

ps cool present Neotony

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:13 pm

Dariune wrote:Ok well to help Suggs thread become more than a few posts i will add one more

I actually didnt want to do much past dinner but my girlfriend has been very sweet to me and she asked we make a thing of it.

So she is going to cook dinner while i make the place nice and then we will exchange gifts and cards and settle down to a ... well you know the rest.

As a rule i dont like Valentines day. I dont feel i need an occasion to make a fuss out of someone i care about.

I'm shocked and grieved that there is a bloke left who isnt a total arse.
Disappointing sir-it sounds as if you may be a nice person/
Good on yer!
Any chance I could pop round for some sloppy seconds?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:14 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:This needs to be moved to flame wars.

Er, this is the opposite of a flame-we're TALING, LOVE BABY!
Come on and feel the love vibe!

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:15 pm

Dariune wrote:Ok well to help Suggs thread become more than a few posts i will add one more

I actually didnt want to do much past dinner but my girlfriend has been very sweet to me and she asked we make a thing of it.

So she is going to cook dinner while i make the place nice and then we will exchange gifts and cards and settle down to a ... well you know the rest.

As a rule i dont like Valentines day. I dont feel i need an occasion to make a fuss out of someone i care about.

I've actually never had a problem with Valentine's Day, as usually my partner and I see eye to eye in the thought that the holiday should be about each other more than the commercial aspect. Also, I'm always broke. Anyhow, this year I'm trying to convince the gf to watch Superbad with me. We watched Marie Antoinette last year...

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:16 pm

can ya put a wanking option in there too

the_fatty · Post by **the_fatty** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:18 pm

GO OPTION 5!!!

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:19 pm

brooksieb wrote:can ya put a wanking option in there too

AAAAAGH! Damn fine point, sir! I'm losing it...Unfortunately, i don't think polls can be chaged.
Perhaps "Eating PIE" can be a new euphemism for a personal health check.
I'm feeling your love Brooksieb-or is that where i missed a bit with the Kleenex? Hmm...

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:21 pm

suggs wrote:
brooksieb wrote:can ya put a wanking option in there too
AAAAAGH! Damn fine point, sir! I'm losing it...Unfortunately, i don't think polls can be chaged.
Perhaps "Eating PIE" can be a new euphemism for a personal health check.
I'm feeling your love Brooksieb-or is that where i missed a bit with the Kleenex? Hmm...

I thought there was something distinctly "off" about the poll...

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:23 pm

suggs wrote:
Dariune wrote:Ok well to help Suggs thread become more than a few posts i will add one more

I actually didnt want to do much past dinner but my girlfriend has been very sweet to me and she asked we make a thing of it.

So she is going to cook dinner while i make the place nice and then we will exchange gifts and cards and settle down to a ... well you know the rest.

As a rule i dont like Valentines day. I dont feel i need an occasion to make a fuss out of someone i care about.
I'm shocked and grieved that there is a bloke left who isnt a total arse.
Disappointing sir-it sounds as if you may be a nice person/
Good on yer!
Any chance I could pop round for some sloppy seconds?

You could try but she fought for England in Kyokushinkai Karate. Thats how we met, we fought each other (i do Shaolin Kung Fu) But if you like it rough be my guest.

Neoteny wrote:I've actually never had a problem with Valentine's Day, as usually my partner and I see eye to eye in the thought that the holiday should be about each other more than the commercial aspect. Also, I'm always broke. Anyhow, this year I'm trying to convince the gf to watch Superbad with me. We watched Marie Antoinette last year...

I agree, its the commercial aspect i dislike. But my girlfriend likes it and so this year i am willing to make an exception ... and last year

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:24 pm

Dariune wrote:
suggs wrote:
Dariune wrote:Ok well to help Suggs thread become more than a few posts i will add one more

I actually didnt want to do much past dinner but my girlfriend has been very sweet to me and she asked we make a thing of it.

So she is going to cook dinner while i make the place nice and then we will exchange gifts and cards and settle down to a ... well you know the rest.

As a rule i dont like Valentines day. I dont feel i need an occasion to make a fuss out of someone i care about.
I'm shocked and grieved that there is a bloke left who isnt a total arse.
Disappointing sir-it sounds as if you may be a nice person/
Good on yer!
Any chance I could pop round for some sloppy seconds?
You could try but she fought for England in Kyokushinkai Karate. Thats how we met, we fought each other (i do Shaolin Kung Fu) But if you like it rough be my guest.

Neoteny wrote:I've actually never had a problem with Valentine's Day, as usually my partner and I see eye to eye in the thought that the holiday should be about each other more than the commercial aspect. Also, I'm always broke. Anyhow, this year I'm trying to convince the gf to watch Superbad with me. We watched Marie Antoinette last year...
I agree, its the commercial aspect i dislike. But my girlfriend likes it and so this year i am willing to make an exception ... and last year

Good luck with next year.

Optimus Prime · Post by **Optimus Prime** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:31 pm

How can I not vote? You actually had autobots and decepticons listed on there.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:34 pm

Optimus Prime wrote:How can I not vote? You actually had autobots and decepticons listed on there.

*quakes in fear* Optimus lives...

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:51 pm

suggs, ill give you 10p(20 cents and a candy bar lol. thats what u worth.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:56 pm

Decepticons for life.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:58 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:suggs, ill give you 10p(20 cents and a candy bar lol. thats what u worth.

You must stop over tipping Sam-we both know i am not worth last weeks Big Issue.

ps you live near Richmond Crescent?
(I lived there a few years back).

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:05 pm

suggs wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:suggs, ill give you 10p(20 cents and a candy bar lol. thats what u worth.
You must stop over tipping Sam-we both know i am not worth last weeks Big Issue.

ps you live near Richmond Crescent?
(I lived there a few years back).

LOLOLOLOL, ok do me cos u like me if u can make manage that.

also yes, fairly near, u live south...west(?) of islington train station, i live south east of arsenal station...so not that near but near enough.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:07 pm

Luckily for you Sam, I don't live in Islington any more-it was a couple of years ago.
You can breathe again!

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:10 pm

lol where do you live now? and how old are you btw? u said u showed your age?

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:17 pm

My husband is Mr. Romantic. He took Friday off to spend the day with me.

Basically he planned Thursday, I'm supposed to plan Friday. He wanted to get in room massages, but I was too uncomfortable with that. He's a very active, high adventure type guy and I'm still trying to think of something to do on Friday, that he will really enjoy .

Suggestions?

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:21 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:My husband is Mr. Romantic. He took Friday off to spend the day with me.

He get's home from work at about 5:30 pm. We'll drive to Fresno. Eat dinner, then spend the night in a hotel room, Thursday night. Friday, we'll get a late checkout and maybe watch a pay per view before we leave, then have a late breakfast,or an early lunch and probably go shopping. Or if there's nothing good on Pay per view, we'll go see a movie.

Basically he planned Thursday, I'm supposed to plan Friday. He wanted to get in room massages, but I was too uncomfortable with that. He's a very active, high adventure type guy and I'm still trying to think of something to do on Friday, that he will really enjoy (besides the obvious).

Suggestions?

you dirty ...jk

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