Dices - my enemy?

[owenshooter]

(p.s. if a dice hack does exist, can I please have one, my score sucks!)

*snicker*, oh yeah, i forgot!!! the first rule about the dice hack is, we don't talk about the dice hack. my bad!!! sorry twill!! sorry lack!!!-0

[Plutoman]

Also, if anyone truly has complaints that the numbers aren't random, go complain at random.org. That's where it all comes from, so blame them and get them to change if you want. They'll tell you the same thing we've been telling you.

I have my doubts it is Random.org. I also have my doubts this site is completely protected against malicious programmers and hackers. I have seen threads about people hacking the site more than once.

Don't get me wrong i'm not saying i understand all the programming hullabaloo, but i do believe it is possible for someone to manipulate the dice between Random.org and CC.

BTW - it's dice not dices. dice is the plural of the word die.

I thought I might point out that the numbers are pulled through an encrypted connection

You may have your doubts, but they aren't quite true. Believe what you want though, but like Hayes said, plan for bad dice. Don't just come and complain about it. We all have it at times.

[Elijah S]

please staff of conquer club, make something thats fair to everyone! i keep loosign important situations that cost me the game! those dices keep killing ALL my men and do very little damage to the other one. im really pist off.. i love this game.. but come on, those dices are horrible!

maybe its because i live in Europe, because when my enemy is from the USA i keep losin! there's nothing wrong with my tactics!

-Mr_Niels

Since your English is nothing short of pathetic, I'm rewording your formal letter of complaint for you. -I'll send you a bill later.


Dear Conquer Club Administrative Staff and all entities also associated with the unfair practice of using dice which clearly discriminate against those of European heritage,

I have discovered, in my Conquer Club games, that whenever I am competing against low-life, filthy, good-for-nothing, Americans, I tend to lose a disproportional number of armies whenever I endeavor to attempt an attack offensive.
This has caused me great anxiety, loss of sleep, severe depression, emotional and physical trauma, bankruptcy and an inability to focus my attention on anything other than the fact that those same low-life, filthy, good-for-nothing, Americans are reaping the reward of points gained from their ultimate victories against me.
In short, I'm now on Prozac, a respirator, an EKG, and an ICP monitor while I lay completely bedridden in a full body cast which became necessary after beating myself senseless over my latest roll, where my three "6's" were topped by some backward-assed Americans two defensive "6's".

I implore the powers that be to fully investigate this blatent discrimination against me and my fellow Europeans, as I'm certain that it could not possibly be a matter of continuing to attack at the onset of the biased dice-rolls.

I thank you, my family thanks you, even Helga, my worthless Aunt from Mainz, thanks you.

Sincerely,
Mr. Niels

[Risktaker17]

The dice are friends to everyone! Case and point!

[herndawg]

I've been following these dice threads a little bit since I joined and all I have to say is that I've rolled 5 and 6 consecutive numbers (that is, rolling x number 5 or 6 times in a row) at least 7 or 8 times since I started playing. (Maybe 20-30 games)

I understand statistics and variance and the Gambler's Fallacy and other associated concepts but some of these results are so out there as to defy explanation.

The discussions about the RNG site returning multiple results over a series of clicks seems not only reasonable, but downright likely.

I could literally sit here and roll dice for the rest of my life and not roll six ones in a row, several times over, within a limited sample of 1,000 rolls. It's just not going to happen.

Oh well. I guess I've spent 25 bucks on worse things.

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Sample of 1000 rolls, and you'll roll 6 1's likely at least once, possibly several times.

my kid rolled double sixes three times in a row defending last week playin me in risk at the kitchen table, this was my second turn or so. I rolled double sixes three times in a row also once about 2 months ago. The dice here are more predictable than real dice I think for sure. At least the Idea of random is applied. Real life there is no real random, fair or chance. They are just ideas made up by us to make sense of stuff. The number columns at least have the whole random idea in play.
oh yea I have also rolled triple ones two times in a row once. can someone say I quit ha ha

[nmhunate]

English your enemy? The plural of Die is Dice.

[Heimdall]

maybe its because i live in Europe, because when my enemy is from the USA i keep losin!

First JFK, then 9/11 and now The Dice conspiracy... The master plan is coming together nicely

The Mafia shot JFK so they could take over the government, then they staged 9/11 so that the government could control/monitor all communications, including the internet... All this so they could control the dice at Risk online...

The USA dominance at Risk is now assured for centuries!!!! Muhahaha

[Fruitcake]

May I thank every contributor to this thread for making my morning. My grin turned to chuckles, then to chortles then to outright side splitting laughter. Well done.

Some real classics as well....

[Twill]

well said fruitcake,

That being said, there is no need to attack this poor man. We all get frustrated, we've all been there.

Heimdall...We're a canadian site, why the hell would we help ensure USA Dominance? Really, get your conspiracies right!

[wcaclimbing]

This thread makes me laugh.

Haven't you guys figured it out yet? Plug a flux capicitor with an attached diamond reflecter ring (buy at your nearest hardware store) into your internet connection. Whenever you are taking your turns, start up the flux capacitor and the power surge will overload the server, tricking it into thinking all 6s are being rolled. Its very easy. Whenever you have triple 6s, and your opponent also gets 6s, that means it was me messing with the server. I can't really control WHO gets the 6s, so i just start it up when I am playing, and turn it off again before my opponents dice are rolled. Its very simple.



PS: all those "OMG U R TEH UBER SYTE HAXOR CHEATCHEATCHEAT!!!!11!" threads are BS. you can't hack the dice...

[Myand4]

The dice are friends to everyone! Case and point!

Well, atleast I have two enemies in dual game. Dices and other player. I had 11 troops, enemy had 3. I rolled auto-attack. And what is the result? 3vs3!! I've been coding for years, and I have to say that these dices are not just random. There is something else also behind them.

[SirSebstar]

yes indeed, Lack just hates you

[comic boy]

The dice are friends to everyone! Case and point!

Well, atleast I have two enemies in dual game. Dices and other player. I had 11 troops, enemy had 3. I rolled auto-attack. And what is the result? 3vs3!! I've been coding for years, and I have to say that these dices are not just random. There is something else also behind them.

So even if they are not random how are they your enemy - your opponent might get just as bad rolls on his turn
For the millionth time I ask - Why do only poor players complain about the dice ?

[Heimdall]

Heimdall...We're a canadian site, why the hell would we help ensure USA Dominance? Really, get your conspiracies right!

Ahh smart, The US is using a Canadian site to conceal it's global dominance over Risk games...

By the way, if you do a google search of Conqueclub with "Pages from Canada only" option, conquerclub.com doesn't show up. I think Twill is Dick Cheney