Spit or Swallow?

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:37 am

A simple question.

if you were out on a date and you and your partner had a little game that you ordered you partners food for them. would you spit or swallow if you did not like the food. i would swallow with a grimace and say i loved it.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:41 am

DAZMCFC wrote:A simple question.

if you were out on a date and you and your partner had a little game that you ordered you partners food for them. would you spit or swallow if you did not like the food. i would swallow with a grimace and say i loved it.

Too much of bad porn movies DAZ?

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:00 am

I would certainly swallow Daz.. nothing dulls the moment like the retraction of perceived enjoyment at a gift offered in pure altruism!

A lady did it to me once on my offer of a piece of my rump steak, served in a cream sauce and quite frankly it killed the moment!!
And i ate her cod mornay without so much as a grimace of distaste!

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:05 am

well Jimbob, some women are to fussy and hard to please. luckily for me my wife is not.

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:10 am

i tend to think, that if a girl's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, (if she showed you how, she'd have to charge)

then she should have no problem when

I Drink Her Milkshake.

I DRINK IT UP!

whaddya think of that?

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:10 am

DAZMCFC wrote:well Jimbob, some women are to fussy and hard to please. luckily for me my wife is not.

Of course Daz! that's why you married her ....hmm or perhaps why she married you ..

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:34 am

Spit

Swallow

Now what the hell is all this talk about bad porn movies, wives and girls about?

oggiss · Post by **oggiss** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:32 am

DAZMCFC wrote:A simple question.

if you were out on a date and you and your partner had a little game that you ordered you partners food for them. would you spit or swallow if you did not like the food. i would swallow with a grimace and say i loved it.

Spit, she must like me the way I am.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:47 am

jiminski wrote:A lady did it to me once on my offer of a piece of my rump steak, served in a cream sauce and quite frankly it killed the moment!!
And i ate her cod mornay without so much as a grimace of distaste!

Dammit!

Looks like I got to this thread two and three quarter hours late... but I'll bag the hilarious punchline next time Jim, just you wait and see.

Oh you will rue this day. Yes... how you will rue...

JACKAZZTJM · Post by **JACKAZZTJM** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:47 pm

whenever i suck my own FAT FUCKIN COCK i swallow but i spit at all costs

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:43 pm

the only situation in which i would spit is if i was allergic to the food (spit)
if they were my absolute closest friends, though, i would have no problem spitting it onto their plate.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:47 pm

I'm single and no chance of going on a date - That's pretty acturate for me.

Jamie · Post by **Jamie** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:36 pm

If I were gay, or a woman, I would choose neither. I wouldn't want the stuff anywhere near my mouth. A guy can pull out of a mouth just as quickly as any other body cavity.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:40 pm

Jamie wrote:If I were gay, or a woman, I would choose neither. I wouldn't want the stuff anywhere near my mouth. A guy can pull out of a mouth just as quickly as any other body cavity.

^^^ Didn't read the thread.

I'd swallow, quickly, so I wouldn't have to taste it anymore.

Jamie · Post by **Jamie** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:01 pm

I read it, but when someone uses the term "Spit or Swallow" it means exactly what I was talking about. The term has nothing do do with food. I'm not going to let it mean what they're trying to use it for, when it means something else. Someone started a thread called "Final Four" a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a political thread about The Dem & Rep presidential and vice presidental candidates. Since the term "Final Four" is supposed to refer final four teams in the NCAA basketball tournament, I just gave my final four picks despite the intended purpose of the thread. For this thread the term "Spit or Swallow" didn't need to be stolen to make the point.
Also I guess humor and sarcasm is lost on you.

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:24 am

Jamie wrote: For this thread the term "Spit or Swallow" didn't need to be stolen to make the point.
Also I guess humor and sarcasm is lost on you.

how about irony Jamie .. you got that one down-pat too?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:27 am

Jamie wrote:I read it, but when someone uses the term "Spit or Swallow" it means exactly what I was talking about. The term has nothing do do with food. I'm not going to let it mean what they're trying to use it for, when it means something else. Someone started a thread called "Final Four" a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a political thread about The Dem & Rep presidential and vice presidental candidates. Since the term "Final Four" is supposed to refer final four teams in the NCAA basketball tournament, I just gave my final four picks despite the intended purpose of the thread. For this thread the term "Spit or Swallow" didn't need to be stolen to make the point.
Also I guess humor and sarcasm is lost on you.

Oh yeah, like that "N*****" thread that you started once..

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:22 pm

Jamie wrote:I read it, but when someone uses the term "Spit or Swallow" it means exactly what I was talking about. The term has nothing do do with food. I'm not going to let it mean what they're trying to use it for, when it means something else. Someone started a thread called "Final Four" a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a political thread about The Dem & Rep presidential and vice presidental candidates. Since the term "Final Four" is supposed to refer final four teams in the NCAA basketball tournament, I just gave my final four picks despite the intended purpose of the thread. For this thread the term "Spit or Swallow" didn't need to be stolen to make the point.
Also I guess humor and sarcasm is lost on you.

do you question me about a thread i started?

this thread is about food you do not like. there are teenagers on this site and i'm not going to the sewer level that you have. you are a disgusting man trying to put words into other peoples mouths. obviously just because Kayla does not swallow you take it out on an innocent thread.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:35 pm

Jamie, you are very goddamn stubborn. Just because the thread sounds like it is about something and actually isn't doesn't mean you need to stick to your initial suspicions and make that the topic of this thread.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:23 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
Jamie wrote:I read it, but when someone uses the term "Spit or Swallow" it means exactly what I was talking about. The term has nothing do do with food. I'm not going to let it mean what they're trying to use it for, when it means something else. Someone started a thread called "Final Four" a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a political thread about The Dem & Rep presidential and vice presidental candidates. Since the term "Final Four" is supposed to refer final four teams in the NCAA basketball tournament, I just gave my final four picks despite the intended purpose of the thread. For this thread the term "Spit or Swallow" didn't need to be stolen to make the point.
Also I guess humor and sarcasm is lost on you.

do you question me about a thread i started?

this thread is about food you do not like. there are teenagers on this site and i'm not going to the sewer level that you have. you are a disgusting man trying to put words into other peoples mouths. obviously just because Kayla does not swallow you take it out on an innocent thread.

C'mon Jamie where is your reply?

i'm waiting.

mandalorian2298 · Post by **mandalorian2298** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:11 pm

Spitfire is always faster then a swallow. Swallows couldn't have won the War without Spits. Damn those ungratefull swallows!

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:39 pm

good answer Mandy.

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