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Postby DaGip on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:55 am

I met the Angel Mike in the Arizona painted desert back in 2003.

At first I didn't believe him, he didn't look anything like an angel to me...no wings, just a worn pair of Levi's. No halo, just a pair of beat up cowboy boots. He was quite small really, perhaps 5 foot 5 or so.

He was caucasian with Native American attributes and his head was shaved. He had a necklace with an Egyptian Ahnk, plus he carried this funny walking stick with eagle feathers and ancient Hopi drawings all over it. He had no trace of any facial hair, and either didn't grow any or shaved everyday.

I was homeless and living in a tent on Second Mesa on the Hopi Reservation, right next door to the Hopi Cultural Center. I became homeless shortly after 9-11. I worked for a small telemarketing business that got hit hard after the recession. I was informed the company was going out of business.

So, I decided to hit the road with a small back pack and my faithful companion, my didjereedoo.

I ended up on the Hopi Rez because I was always curious about their prophecies. They tried to warn everybody about the Atomic bomb just before it came, but nobody wanted to listen.

They have other prophecies as well, of which I am sure most of you don't want to listen.

So, I decided to get a small tent and stay on the Rez for a while to see what it was like.

It was hot! And I had very little shade.

As I stayed in the campground, I met a number of people. I ended up meeting a Vietnam Vet (an expilot) and his 13 year old son, Forrest.

They helped me out, and gave me food and visited me. We talked alot of the Iraq war which had really just begun at that time.

I told them about all the UFOs I had been seeing over the campground, and they laughed at me, thinking I was delussional--however, I knew differently.

Before they left, Forrest's dad gave me a book about astral travel. He said that since I was out away from normal society it might be easier for me to practice astral travel from that particular book. Before they left, I taught his son to play the didjereedoo. Forrest's dad was very thankful for that and he hid a hundred dollar bill inside the book! Wow! That was a surprise! Then they left the next morning.

A few weeks later, I came back from the Hopi Library (which was a good two hour hike or so down the Mesa and back up), it was dusk.

As I came walking back into camp, I could see that there was a man standing by one of the picnic tables close to my tent.

As I got closer, he greeted me and told me his name was Michael and he was indeed Jesus, and that I had come to visit him last night.

Now, the guy sounded crazy...but the REAL crazy thing was that the night before, I was practicing the astral travel techniques inside my tent, and according to the book, you can visit anyone you want in astral form. Living or dead, you can basically visit anyone you choose while you are traveling in the astral.

So, the night before I met Michael, I was really pissed at God. I wanted to talk to Jesus! I was angry over this whole war deal going on and I wanted to know what in the hell Jesus was going to do about it.

So I decided I was going to astral travel and tell Jesus I wanted to talk to him face to face! None of this praying to an invisible guy! I wanted meat and fucking bones! So, that is what i did the night before Michael showed up. I practiced astral traveling with the soul intention of telling Jesus that I wanted to talk to him face to face.

Now, when i was practicing the technique, I blacked out. I don't remember anything from my astral journey, and I was kind of mad at myself for falling asleep and not focussing enough on the lucidness of my meditation.

So I didn't think anything about it, I just figured nothing would ever come of Jesus...then Michael showed up, and tells me that I visited him the other night and told him that i wanted to talk to him...

"So now, here I am" he says to me."I am Michael, the archangel Michael, Jesus Christ and the Creator!"

Holy shit! That was a lot of people and gods and stuff wrapped up into one little five foot derilic! But I was quite astounded by the crazy coincidence of his statement that I wanted to talk to Jesus...how would he know about that? I was the only one who knew about that!

He told me that the end of this world was coming soon and that I was important in getting the word out and preparing the Christians for what is coming.

He said he needed to get some sleep and that i would talk to him in the morning. I gave him a blanket, as he had nothing but his own clothes and that funny walking stick. He thanked me.

The next morning I got up and Mike was coming back to camp with a loaf of bread.

"Come and have some breakfast with me, all i had was enough to buy this loaf of bread."

I told him to hold on a second, and I went back to my tent and grabbed a can of almonds--it was the only food that i had left, but I figured I would share it with Angel Mike.

We bothed ate bread and almonds and washed it down with water we got from the restroom.

He said,"Let's go and get some tea today. i know of a good spot that has lots of wild tea growing in the desert. We can pick some and make tea, that will help our hunger."

So we went off on a long hike, he brought to a strange place that was full of this round rocks calle geodes. There were so many laying around it looked really unnatural, as if some living creature might have come by and laid eggs on the ground.

He brought me closer to the very edge of Second Mesa, and my eyes beheld an old Hopi symbol, and it was made with geodes.

The geodes formed a huge circle on the ground, and on the inside of the circle was a giant Swastika.

Angel Mike told me to take my shoes off, as this was considered holy ground.

He said that he was going to pray to his Father and that I was welcome in the circle.

I entered the giant circle and Swastika with him (my feet were really hurting! There were sharp little rocks all over the place! OUCH!)

He prayed to his Father that He would help us because we were so very hungry and we needed food.

When he was done with his prayer, he told me,"There are two people that you know that are visiting us today and they will help us, this is what my Father has said."

Who could that be? Nobody even knows that I am here! Unless my brother or someone found out somehow, but i don't know how.

Then when Angel Mike and myself got back to camp, guess who was waiting there!

Forrest and his Dad! Two people that i knew and were going to help us!

Another grand coincidence?

Forrest and his Dad bought us food and grocieries and we sat down for the evening talking about whatever.

Angel Mike kept talking about his Starship and how his Starship was a living being and not a machine.

We were nice to him, but behind his back we were calling him crazy and a delusional nutjob.

Then he told us that the earth was totally surounded by his Space Armada, and that Bush had pissed off the Space Federation (like in Star Trek).

He continued and said that Bush will know that MY Starship is here when all the lights go out in NewYork and the East Coast.

We chuckled at him, kind of like how everyone has been laughing at Ron Paul. Then we went to sleep.

The next day we had some eggs and bacon and Blue Corn Pancakes (a Hopi Indian dish), and then i said that i was going down to the library to read and look at my email, so i left Forrest, his Dad, and Angel Mike to themselves for the day.

I get down to the Library and I turn on the internet and start reading some emails, then i look at the headline news, and guess what I see?

That's right! NewYork and the EastCoast are in a blackout! Precisely on the day in which the Angel Mike had told us! A shiver went down my spine.

How many coincidences does this Angel Mike have? Is he crazy or is he for real?

I get back to camp and i meet with Forrest's Dad and tell him what i found out. He can't believe it and chalks it up to being a coincidence, but I tell him about the other things Angel Mike had predicted and they came true as well. Forrest's Dad just told me that the universe is a strange place, and strange occurences happen.

So, now I am all worked up and we all go to pick some more tea for that evenings supper. Plus, we went grocery shopping. We got beans, tortillas, and hot sauce...that's what was going to be on the menu that evening, as Forrest and his Dad were Ova-vegetarians (which means they were vegatarians that ate dairy and eggs, but no meat).

Angel Mike gave us another prophecy that day. He said,"Tonight my Starship will come and reveal itself to us! Then you will know that what I am telling you is all true and will come to pass."

So, that evening, as Forrest's Dad sat there stirring the pot of beans, and I was playing the didjereedoo at the campfire, we hear these loud jet engines--afterburners!

I didn't pay any attention to the jets, as i was quite use to hearing them all the time, as the AirForce runs over the Rez quite regularly.

But, Forrest turned around to look at the jet planes in the dusk laden sky. He started to scream at the top of his voice,"I see one! I see one! Holy Cow, I see one!"

We all turn around and look up into the sky. This huge craft with four golden amber lights on the bottom, came flying right above us with two smaller blue orbs following behind it. The jet planes I could hear but could barely see the blinking lights.

Forrest's dad said they were extremely high in altitude because you could only see one faint blinking light, otherwise if they were lower you would be able to see two blinking lights, one on each wing tip.

Forrest's dad said that the jets were traveling at at least MACH 4 with their afterburners on (as i would have to take his word for it, because he is the expilot after all).

The craft looked like a giant flying Mayan Pyramid! I am not shitting you!

It flew to the Southwest and then did a 90 degree manuever in mid flight! All the jets blew right past.

The Angel Mike said,"Don't worry, she'll come back. She knows we're here. She fly back over us to let us know!"

And sure enough, the UFO comes back around and flys over us a second time, this time there was a giant golden cross on the bottom of the pyramid!

Then it continued going in the same SouthWesterly direction and disappeared. The best UFO sighting i have had to date! And it was all predicted by Angel Mike, nonetheless! Who in the f*ck is this guy????

So, the next morning, we were all a buzz and talking about what we saw and drawing pictures of it. There were also a lot of vehicles showing up at the Cultural Center, and Forrest's Dad was getting a bad vibe over the whole deal. He was thinking they were all from the government, and that they had better get on the road.

So he packed up all their stuff and said good bye. They were taking Angel Mike with them, as he needed to go to Kingsman to see some of his freinds, but i was being left behind in Hopi.

Forrest's dad gave me some more money and I thanked him for being so generous!

Then the Angel Mike came up to me and said,"Have I shown you enough that now you might believe that I am the Angel Michael?"

"Sure, of course I believe you are the Angel Michael and Jesus." I told him, actually half-heartedly believing him and the other half just thinking he was a crazy psychic, perhaps.

And before he left me all alone in that Hopi desert again, Angel Mike put his hand on my should and whispered in my ear,"My Father has shown you many things and loves you more than you know, Gabrielle (Angel Mike thinks DaGip is DaGabrielle...that is funny, as I don't feel like an Angel, but I am however sharing this message with you, and that is what Gabrielle does). My Father in heaven is angry at your president for the things he has done and is doing. My Space Armada has the entire planet surrounded. I will tell you this now,"he whispered his prophecy to me:

"George W. Bush will be the last president of the United States."

Then he left with Forrest and his dad. I haven't seen him since, but that experience sticks with me.

So, as crazy as it sounds, I really do believe I met the Angel Michael in the Arizona desert back in August 2003, but for his last prophecy's fullfilment, remains to be seen.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:02 am

Uhh, no comment...
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Postby DaGip on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:09 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Uhh, no comment...


figured :lol:
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Postby autoload on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:23 am

I can't believe I read that whole thing.
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Postby oggiss on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:26 am

autoload wrote:I can't believe I read that whole thing.


Can you summarize? :)
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:30 am

I read it, interesting story.
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Postby DaGip on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:33 am

autoload wrote:I can't believe I read that whole thing.


You should be on a PeptoBismol commercial...except it should be called PeptoDaGipsmol.
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Postby wicked on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:49 am

DaGip wrote:
autoload wrote:I can't believe I read that whole thing.


You should be on a PeptoBismol commercial...except it should be called PeptoDaGipsmol.


lol

i did't read it at all!
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:23 am

autoload wrote:I can't believe I read that whole thing.
I too feel upset that I indulged in such activity.

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Postby Minister Masket on Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:55 am

Jesus meets Star Trek?

Interesting...

Now who will be the one to tell Obama and Hillary that their chances of being President are now 0?
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Postby CrabNebula on Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:09 am

tl;dr

answer is "YES" heh
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:55 am

Mike is not an angel, arch angel and most importantly not the one they call Jesus.

He was alert to and in tune with your failed attempt at astral projection and used that information to make that bond with you to tell you of his visions.
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Postby DaGip on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:33 am

2dimes wrote:Mike is not an angel, arch angel and most importantly not the one they call Jesus.

He was alert to and in tune with your failed attempt at astral projection and used that information to make that bond with you to tell you of his visions.


Angel Mike said that he was Jesus.

The theory is thus:

There are Angels whom of which one third rebelled against God and became Demons.

Demons have the power to enter into the bodies of humans and other living creatures if they so choose.

The same then holds true for Angels if what they are doing is in accord with the will of God.

So Angel (Arch-Angel, but I just call him Angel) Mike believed that he possessed the body of Jesus at the time John the Baptist baptized him.

I am just repeating what the Angel Mike told me back in the desert. I really don't know if he is right or not, but he apparently believed he was right, so who am I to argue with the guy?

So I just recognize the man as the Angel Mike, because from his ability to state things before they happen--whether by Heavenly or Demonic power--at the very least deserves such a title.

So now if his prophecy does come true, I will have to really rethink what is going on here.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:37 am

Is what this boils down to essentially "GWB will be the last president. Mainly because women and black-people aren't really humans, so can't technically be presidents."... or are you actually expecting some end-of-days shiat to bust up and tear down the White House?
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:40 am

DaGip wrote:So I just recognize the man as the Angel Mike, because from his ability to state things before they happen--whether by Heavenly or Demonic power--at the very least deserves such a title.

So now if his prophecy does come true, I will have to really rethink what is going on here.

Yes, this is correct. I agree with you he seems from your story to have decent skills.

Thinking of him as an angel is not an unusual reaction to the situation.
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Postby Balsiefen on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:47 am

Out of intrest, what will you think if the prophecy doesn't come true?
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Postby DaGip on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:05 am

Balsiefen wrote:Out of intrest, what will you think if the prophecy doesn't come true?


Uh? He told me another little prophecy. I hadn't mentioned it previously, because I wanted to get the whole GW is the last prez part out.

He said things were going to get really bad here on earth and that the Space Armada was going to start taking out entire countries and try to restore balance back to nature and the earth. He didn't say how they were going to do this, I was just assuming laser beams and stuff, but they could easily use NanoTech to accomplish their goals.

We would never see it coming!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS4dqP_mhps

But what he told me is that the Space Armada was going to start leading people to certain spots on the earth for evac (that is short for evacuation). Only the people that believe in God will be saved from destruction (but people that believe in the people who believe in God and decide to believe them and follow them will be saved as well).

These people will be taken up into Starships and taken to another planet to colonize, but the planet isn't quite ready for inhabitation yet (maybe now it is, but back in 2003 Angel Mike said it wasn't).

Angel Mike said that he needed to take all his anger and negative energy that is building up inside him and release it on the new planet. That energy that is negative towards him is actually a giant positve creative force that would make a creative wave over the planet (just like in that movie about Star Trek==the Genesis device).

If his prophecy comes true, I will think hard about going back to Hopiland and I would probably start encouraging all of you as well. If you can't get to Hopiland, there will be other evac points you will have heard about.

Hawaii is one, Black Hills is another...I don't know them all, but perhaps you guys have heard of some.

If it does come true, I will probably think about it in almost disbelief for a few days. I would be tempted to believe in the words of the Angel Mike and go back to the Hopi Rez...I could go to the Black Hills (they are closer to me), but I know people on the Hopi Rez. Only if I can't make it back to the Hopi Rez would I go to the Black Hills.

If it doesn't come true, then I just go about my work and live out my life as I am now.

Playing CC
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:08 am

Get Help.




Or a life. Either is good.
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Postby DaGip on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:10 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Get Help.




Or a life. Either is good.


Ah, yes. Another one thinks I am a nutjob!

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:13 am

You can see where I'm coming from though, right?



Normally you're fairly sane, but this is just crazy "I took a shit ton too much peyote" humbug.
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Postby DaGip on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:14 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:You can see where I'm coming from though, right?



Normally you're fairly sane, but this is just crazy "I took a shit ton too much peyote" humbug.


Peyote give me the shits :wink:

And then I stand there and stare at it for a couple of hours, making out faces and stuff...
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:23 am

DaGip wrote:But what he told me is that the Space Armada was going to start leading people to certain spots on the earth for evac (that is short for evacuation).
I think you need to be aware that Marshell Applewhite (sp) told his followers he had the mind of Jesus and "evac"ed most of them.
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Postby InkL0sed on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:01 pm

DaGip is a true American.
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Postby icedagger on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:17 pm

Something similar to this happened to me. Strangely I could hardly remember any of it the next day though..
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Postby khazalid on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:58 pm

no footsoldiers? lets talk some time DaGip, we have much to discuss!
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