P Gizzle wrote:happysadfun wrote:ttocs wrote:Sorry, I forgot that not everyone knew the states of america, didn't mean any offense
I try to learn the administrative divisions of different anglophone countries so I'm not totally left in the dust during conversation.
yeah, WA is actually it's own state, not a part of Alaska. can you believe it? i always thought Seattle was the capital of Alaska!!

Chicago is the capital of Illinois. Milwaukee of Wisconsin. Minneapolis of Minnesota. Detroit of Michigan. DC of Maryland. Gary of Indiana. Fargo of Futurely Unified Dakota. And Seattle of Alaska. Don't forget your northern friends.
Yuma is the capital of the future unified country of Loud Guns and Fighter Plane Land.
And isn't Fresno in Nevada? I always thought Bangor was in NH. And Isn't Windsor in Michigan?
Now turning away from stupid jokes about states many people have no idea about, one of my friends thought Toronto was in the "deep south." I replied by asking another one. They said it was in Michigan. Closer this time. Now THAT's blind nationalism. And it hurt me.

Children, this is what happens to hockey players, druggies, and Hillary Clinton.
Rope. Tree. Hillary. Some assembly required.