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Funny things to think about right before you die.

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(In a car accidentally driving off a cliff)
"God I really am craving a Filet o Fish from McDonalds right now.."
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jumping of a cliff ......wow this was a shitty idea
JACKAZZTJM› yea off to myspace a depressing social networking site with no social interaction! thats y i like cc at least u gotta use ur mind to hang on here!
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I really can survive for 3 seconds after being decapitated.

And Jack's was funny.
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Crap, I forgot to get someone to account sit for me.
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"Thank god I took kleep with me.."
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Shit I left the oven on
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Say, that's a nice knife.
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Now I'll never know what happened in Days of Our Lives!

(A crappy soap opera that my mom watches)
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.... did Ron Paul win?
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Thinking about having gay sex with your own father...that would be really fucked up!
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icedagger wrote:"Thank god I took kleep with me.."
Ass!
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DaGip wrote:Thinking about having gay sex with your own father...that would be really fucked up!
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA..

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

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i just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO!
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Actually, when I die, I am going to be thinking about Humpback Whales! I will sing like a whale and flop around on my hospital bed like a whale...then I well take a big whale sized shit and eat a bucket full of shrimp. Then I will spit water in the air, pretending like I got a blow hole! (Whhhoooohoooo Hooooo...Whhheeeppp whhheeeepp! EEEwwwwww! Grrrrr whhhooop whhhoooop! EEErrrrrrr....clickity clickity click click. And that will be my Humpback Whale name! It is short for Jethro in humpback whalese)
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Oh no, not again.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!
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f*ck NOOOOOOOO!!!! I never got to see weird al live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh shit! The Christians were right!
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hehehehehe......i already pulled the pin! :lol:
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I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE...I DRINK IT UP
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"I guess I could share part of my sandwich with him..." I think to myself as I see a poor starving grizzly bear in the forest...
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"What are you talking about? Badgers make GREAT pets!"
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
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I LOST THE GAME!!!
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Where's Oprah when you actually need her?!
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