What Makes You Horny?

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:26 am

Reading the news today, I found that scientists in Lubbock, Texas, have discovered that watermelon can have Viagra-like effects. http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html

It is so true that watermelon makes you horny, because I always cut a hole in the watermelon and place my penis in it and pump away. What other things make you horny?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:29 am

Since you di not include BREASTS as an option, this thread is invalid.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:32 am

Massive jugs FTW

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:37 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Massive jugs FTW

Not enough of em around though

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:44 am

Look at tzor twice and you've got a lovely pair.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:45 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Look at tzor twice and you've got a lovely pair.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:11 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Massive jugs FTW

Huge boobs are a turn off for me...a nice handful that you can just cup your hand around!

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:13 am

I have huge hands.

Curmudgeonx · Post by **Curmudgeonx** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:35 am

Watermelon? That could explain so many things . . .

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:51 am

I forgot to add Robots...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFXn2rTa2QQ

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:31 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I have huge hands.

DaGip wrote:I forgot to add Robots...

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:00 pm

This makes me horny for some reason?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo494Wb0_Hc

HapSmo19 · Post by **HapSmo19** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:23 pm

trapyoung's sig

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:18 pm

What makes me horny?

DaGip wrote:This makes me horny for some reason?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo494Wb0_Hc

Apparently a lot more than DaGip!

HapSmo19 · Post by **HapSmo19** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:10 am

HapSmo19 wrote:trapyoung's sig

Oh yeah...the rainbow and the unicorn are still gay though

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:17 am

Mmm, watermelon...

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:46 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Mmm, watermelon...

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:28 am

Then how come I'm the only vote for watermelon?

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:28 am

Haha! I'm just joking of course..........

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:14 am

There is no option for any of the following:

*Guns
*Monster Truck Rally
*America
*My OWN Penis
*One of my Hoes.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:49 am

Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:50 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.

yes, its sweet whilst the poor little dears try and figure out which end is which.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:17 pm

suggs wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.
yes, its sweet whilst the poor little dears try and figure out which end is which.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HYKMwr ... re=related

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:25 am

that nose video is the wierdest thing ever. but the chick was hot

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:35 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:that nose video is the wierdest thing ever. but the chick was hot

Exactly! That's what made it a turn on for me!

Real cute hot chick dumping water in one nostril and trying to get it to come out the other...pure genius!