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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Nickbaldwin on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:32 am

Fancy a blow job?
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:38 am

Oh yeah, Rule No. 38:

The sexier the avatar, the more she munts For MuntyMuntyFattyLand.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby chaosfactor on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:51 am

suggs wrote:Oh yeah, Rule No. 38:

The sexier the avatar, the more she munts For MuntyMuntyFattyLand.


Thats why I posted a picture of me as an avatar, so everyone can see just what type of MuntyCunty Twat I am
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:16 am

:lol: Is that actually you? I always thought it was Andrew Flintoff.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:18 am

suggs wrote:Oh yeah, Rule No. 38:

The sexier the avatar, the more she munts For MuntyMuntyFattyLand.


To clarify - there are of course, exceptions. My point was IGNORE THE AVATAR -they are dangerous things!
Anyway, demand pictures early on, otherwise they are prob MuntyMunters.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby heavycola on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:48 am

suggs wrote::lol: Is that actually you? I always thought it was Andrew Flintoff.
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and me. Apols to Freddie.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:00 am

Cola, of course, really is an Eddie Murphy/ Samuel L. crossover ;)
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:37 pm

suggs wrote::lol: Is that actually you? I always thought it was Andrew Flintoff.
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:lol: :lol: you dipshit suggsy. 'Freddie' Flintoff. :D


i thought HC was Puff Daddy/P Diddy.



Nick, were you asking Chaos for a blowjob. :shock:
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Nickbaldwin on Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:38 pm

Oh no no no no it was an open offer.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby heavycola on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:34 pm

Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:52 pm

heavycola wrote:Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...


*squirts*
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Hologram on Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:57 pm

heavycola wrote:
suggs wrote:
heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?


I found that funny but i have no idea what it means. Perhaps its time for me to GET OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER!


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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby chaosfactor on Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:00 pm

This Thread is a failure!

Unless of course you fancy any of the blokes that are surfing on site.

Lets face it the Girls Just are not here any-more
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby apey on Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:16 pm

:evil:
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh
04:42:40 ‹ronc8649› uhoh
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:41 am

apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Pedronicus on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:45 am

heavycola wrote:Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...
So who was the previous evil smiling avatar you had then? was that you?
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby heavycola on Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:32 am

Pedronicus wrote:
heavycola wrote:Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...
So who was the previous evil smiling avatar you had then? was that you?


lol that was an old aphex twin album cover. Scary looking fella there.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:34 am

suggs wrote:
apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:


milfs ftw
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:59 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:
suggs wrote:
apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:


milfs ftw


OH GOD YEAH! =P~ =P~ =P~ but you have to pretend their kid is "special" and not just another future petrol pump attendant :P
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby DAZMCFC on Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:31 pm

suggs wrote:
apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:



every hole is a goal.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:33 pm

Big or small, f*ck them all.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby suggs on Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:34 pm

gOOD POINT dAZ. i'VE TALKED MYSELF OUT OF TOO MANY SHAGS BY MOANING ABOUT HOW FAT THEY ARE ETC.
iTRS TIME TO FACE REALITIES AND ACCEPT THAT aPEY IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS i'M GONNA GET :( :P

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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby apey on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:25 pm

And just what is that supposed to mean
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:51 pm

Apey is like gilette, the best a man can get.
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Re: CYBER FLIRTING

Postby apey on Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:31 pm

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