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by **timmyboz** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:40 pm

apey wrote::cry:
thnx but what makes you think I have a broken heart

dunno really...it was just an excuse to give you my heart.
Perhaps this is more useful:

Apey, you have one cow.
I give you another cow, my heart and go down on you for a good sesh.

by **apey** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:09 pm

you aren't getting anywhere

by **lozzini** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:11 pm

do yu even know that guy?

by **apey** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:09 pm

nope unless.......nah couldn't be

by **0ojakeo0** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:45 pm

TIMMYBOZ

you have two cows and a fine heart. you give both to apey. apey rapes cows and then they run away. apey leaves you.
You have no cows and a broken heart

by **pancakemix** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:20 pm

0OJAKEO0

You have two cows.
Both your cows get lynched for no reason.

by **InkL0sed** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:55 pm

FIRCOAL

You have a Pikachu.
Life is good.

by **pancakemix** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:26 pm

RICK ASTLEY

You have two cows
Neither will give you up
nor let you down
or run around and
desert you.
They'll never make you cry
or say goodbye.
They won't cheat or lie to hurt you either.
Life is good.

by **pimpdave** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:39 pm

PETER GABRIEL

You have two cows.
They want to be that complete
They want to touch the light the heat
In your eyes.

by **Iliad** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:18 pm

pancakemix wrote:RICK ASTLEY

You have two cows
Neither will give you up
nor let you down
or run around and
desert you.
They'll never make you cry
or say goodbye.
They won't cheat or lie to hurt you either.
Life is good.

damn you got to it first

by **Phantom Lord** on Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:06 pm

Many CC members at some point in their CC career

You have 80 cows on Brazil
Your opponent has 1 cow on Africa
You hit auto roll .... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... .......
77 of your cows die
In anger you roll 2 more times and can no longer attack.
Opponent gets a bonus of 3 cows and free barbeque.
You lose the game.
You go to a forum and rant because your cows died and aren't worth $20.