Conquer Club

I love being the physical boyfriend getting

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

I love being the physical boyfriend getting

Postby SnakeySnakey on Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:24 pm

fucked constantly while my girlfriends "mental" boyfriend pays for everything.

Hes providing some money for us to f*ck in the Florida keys. XFD what a maroon.
Last edited by SnakeySnakey on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Private SnakeySnakey
 
Posts: 16
Joined: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:17 pm

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby danodukebb on Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:25 pm

again??
Check out my band: Blink of an Eye and if you have a myspace still please add us!!! http://www.myspace.com/blinkofaneyemusic
User avatar
Corporal danodukebb
 
Posts: 935
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:57 pm

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby drake_259 on Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:28 pm

lolz
User avatar
Corporal drake_259
 
Posts: 730
Joined: Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:07 pm
Location: London

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby gdeangel on Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:01 pm

You idiot. Nobody wants to go to the Florida Keys for a romantic getaway. You screwed the whole thing up. Now you've got no chance. If only you had planned to go to a nice place like Venice instead... then I'd be able to help you out.

Dude - that edit was like a week later. BTW, I think mental BF might have a crush on you buddy... better watch your back door!
Last edited by gdeangel on Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:40 pm, edited 2 times in total.
My ever constant two last games seem to have no end in sight!
User avatar
Sergeant gdeangel
 
Posts: 779
Joined: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:48 pm
Location: In the Basement

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby Xayath on Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:33 pm

SnakeySnakey wrote:that he put up with Load of bs that should not have last day



You seriously did this. Epic Failure. A girl says she loves you , and doesnt want to have sex with you is fine. But to say that she will have sex with another guy. Lets see reference Rikki Lake, Jerry Springer, and other talk shows which feature people who cant .......

You know what i will not be a child.

Simply leave her and move on she will never be faithful and ten to one the other guy is the boyfriend and they are playing you.
Image
-The Whispered of Spamalot
User avatar
Private Xayath
 
Posts: 284
Joined: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:13 am
Location: College Place, Washington State USA

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby heavenly29 on Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:56 pm

ooooooo de ja vouz :lol:
Image
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class heavenly29
 
Posts: 97
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:02 am
Location: staffordshire, UK

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby Xayath on Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:34 pm

heavenly29 wrote:ooooooo de ja vouz :lol:

if that implies that he has been in this situation before that makes an epic fail become an
Epic Lulz

Other wise it is still Epic Fail
Image
-The Whispered of Spamalot
User avatar
Private Xayath
 
Posts: 284
Joined: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:13 am
Location: College Place, Washington State USA

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby brooksieb on Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:41 pm

Epic shit! in both ways!
User avatar
Corporal brooksieb
 
Posts: 1060
Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:44 pm

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:54 pm

Xayath wrote:
heavenly29 wrote:ooooooo de ja vouz :lol:

if that implies that he has been in this situation before that makes an epic fail become an
Epic Lulz

Other wise it is still Epic Fail



Nah, it's just that RustyMonkey posted the same copypasta a week ago or so. It's getting like 4chan.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
User avatar
Private Snorri1234
 
Posts: 3438
Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:52 am
Location: Right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo.

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:08 am

RustyMonkey has such little class
He repeats himself (he must have gas)
He said the same thing (insert rhyme)
He said the same thing (insert rhyme)
-To be honest he's just an ass.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4616
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby danodukebb on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:17 am

You people must be f'ing stupid to believe this..someone rustymonkey JUST posted the same exact thing days ago...

I so wish murder was legal so we could kill off all the idiots
Check out my band: Blink of an Eye and if you have a myspace still please add us!!! http://www.myspace.com/blinkofaneyemusic
User avatar
Corporal danodukebb
 
Posts: 935
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:57 pm

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:20 am

danodukebb wrote:You people must be f'ing stupid to believe this..someone rustymonkey JUST posted the same exact thing days ago...

I so wish murder was legal so we could kill off all the idiots


Reverse danodukeb -
In Russia you don't repeat the previous post less wittily -
The previous post repeats YOU less wittlily.
Or something.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4616
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby pimpdave on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:25 am

danodukebb wrote:I so wish murder was legal so we could kill off all the idiots


There will be plenty of time for that when you are King.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class pimpdave
 
Posts: 1083
Joined: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:15 am
Location: Anti Tea Party Death Squad Task Force Headquarters

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby gdeangel on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:31 am

danodukebb wrote:You people must be f'ing stupid to believe this..someone rustymonkey JUST posted the same exact thing days ago...

I so wish murder was legal so we could kill off all the idiots

Actually Dano, it was not the same exact post. Read my post above again and next time try to keep up... :mrgreen:
My ever constant two last games seem to have no end in sight!
User avatar
Sergeant gdeangel
 
Posts: 779
Joined: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:48 pm
Location: In the Basement

Re: I'm fed up with being the mental boyfriend while my gf goes

Postby Xayath on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:09 am

Come on people enough with the name calling.

And i commented be cause i could see someone doing this and had not seen the previous post. My expectations of people isnt that stellar and .....
what point is it to even comment i am tired and this is now pointless.
Image
-The Whispered of Spamalot
User avatar
Private Xayath
 
Posts: 284
Joined: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:13 am
Location: College Place, Washington State USA

Re: I love being the physical boyfriend getting

Postby RustyMonkey on Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:29 pm

hey what the hell?

xfd nice try, neckbeard
Sergeant 1st Class RustyMonkey
 
Posts: 15
Joined: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:46 pm

Re: I love being the physical boyfriend getting

Postby Huckleberryhound on Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:34 pm

I'm Jessica Alba's mental boyfriend. I sent her a barbie doll filled with clotted sheep's blood, and an inflatable penis as a sign of my affection.
User avatar
Corporal Huckleberryhound
 
Posts: 1353
Joined: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:29 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Re: I love being the physical boyfriend getting

Postby hecter on Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:45 pm

Huckleberryhound wrote:I'm Jessica Alba's mental boyfriend. I sent her a barbie doll filled with clotted sheep's blood, and an inflatable penis as a sign of my affection.

That's genuis! I 'otta try that sometime...
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Image
User avatar
Private 1st Class hecter
 
Posts: 14632
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor


Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users