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Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby RustyMonkey on Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:45 pm

Since losing my job for sexual harassment on a co-worker (viewtopic.php?f=8&t=56958) I've had to get a roommate to pay for rent. I now live in a new apartment with a guy I don't know. I brought my 2pac poster (its Pac with his bandanna on and he is shirtless with his hands rubbing his stomach) well anyway I was very homesick so I put it next to my bed and just stare at it for hours thinking about home and stuff. Occasionally thoughts of how hot Pac was cross my mind but i just push them away. Anyway my new roommate is a douche. He called me a gay cause he says I stare at it to much. Anyway what do you guys think?
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby strike wolf on Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:53 pm

Well, let's see you let your supposed girlfriend have sex with another man while you don't get any so, yes, you are indeed homosexual.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby RustyMonkey on Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:59 pm

Well, let's see you let your supposed girlfriend have sex with another man while you don't get any so, yes, you are indeed homosexual.


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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:57 pm

You're clearly metrosexual, despite being unemployed.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby hecter on Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:59 pm

It's only gay if the balls touch.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:03 pm

hecter wrote:It's only gay if the balls touch.

So just the glandes touching is still hetero?
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby hecter on Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:03 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
hecter wrote:It's only gay if the balls touch.

So just the glandes touching is still hetero?

Yup. As long as the balls don't touch!
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:05 pm

hecter wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
hecter wrote:It's only gay if the balls touch.

So just the glandes touching is still hetero?

Yup. As long as the balls don't touch!

Good to know! Someone could make a trolling post of this.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby BaldAdonis on Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:09 pm

Rusty could make a #fortune on the professional trolling circuit.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby RustyMonkey on Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:29 am

New postby BaldAdonis on Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:09 am
Rusty could make a #fortune on the professional trolling circuit.


BaldAdonis - Please don't troll in my topic.

Any serious answers please?
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby mrjd1863 on Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:09 am

youve been getting serious answers, they're just not the answers you wanted to hear.




oh yeah and by the way when you start having pictures of half naked men in your room that you think are hot your one of 2 things, either a 15 yr old girl, or gay.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:43 am

Nah dude, I do the same all the time.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby mrjd1863 on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:44 am

LMAO :lol:




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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby Xayath on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:48 am

I am going to go with either gay or very evident bisexual tendencies. Either way remember that either male or female dogs and cats are off limits
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby Neoteny on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:47 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Since losing my job for sexual harassment on a co-worker (viewtopic.php?f=8&t=56958) I've had to get a roommate to pay for rent. I now live in a new apartment with a guy I don't know. I brought my 2pac poster (its Pac with his bandanna on and he is shirtless with his hands rubbing his stomach) well anyway I was very homesick so I put it next to my bed and just stare at it for hours thinking about home and stuff. Occasionally thoughts of how hot Pac was cross my mind but i just push them away. Anyway my new roommate is a douche. He called me a gay cause he says I stare at it to much. Anyway what do you guys think?


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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby Frigidus on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:47 pm

BaldAdonis wrote:Rusty could make a #fortune on the professional trolling circuit.


Haha, good one.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby jnd94 on Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:07 pm

This thread's time has come.

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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:27 pm

Indeed, it has.

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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby Xayath on Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:30 pm

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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby black elk speaks on Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:02 pm

rusty, you are indeed gay. simply embrace it and see if you can get busy with your new roommate :lol:
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby mrjd1863 on Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:14 am

LMAO
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby JACKAZZTJM on Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:58 am

its only gay if ur sober
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby Neoteny on Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:02 pm

JACKAZZTJM wrote:its only gay if ur sober


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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:29 pm

Neoteny wrote:
JACKAZZTJM wrote:its only gay if ur sober


Words to live by.

And if the balls touch.
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Re: Does staring at my 2pac poster make me gay?

Postby mrjd1863 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:42 am

LMAO..... see dude you put the pussy on a pedistal so much it turned you gay
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