I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

[RustyMonkey]

While she was chatting, she also a shirt so her shoulders werent covered, then she was like " hey your fingers are wet"

Im lucky she didnt see

anyway, i feel weird and bad, wont do it again .-.

[daydream]

is she hot?

[Snorri1234]

[Ben Stiller]: Do it!

[ParadiceCity9]

nice.

[jonesthecurl]

oh god not you again.
Sexual fantasies are meant to be solo affairs.

[TheProwler]

then she was like " hey your fingers are wet"

Dude, shake the snake after you drain the vein.

[MeDeFe]

You poked her with your nose?

[Dancing Mustard]

[Ahhhnold] What is your address there?

[jonesthecurl]

I think the next bit of the story goes "do you know what this is, darling?"
to which the correct response is "No. It looks a bit like a man's privates, only smaller."

[JACKAZZTJM]

i poked my cousin in the shoulder and she woke up 2 hours later with a achy but hole and a hypodermic needle in her neck

[Frop]

a achy but hole

Wow.

[The1exile]

I know, the grammar there is horrific. It should be "an".

[gdeangel]

[Ahhhnold] What is your address there?

[Ahhhnold]Get Down!

(we have the first Large Hardon Collider accident)

[t-o-m]

You poked her with your nose?

Hmm...could be.
Although i think he was refering to his pen, he was probably writing at the time.







*cough* insest *cough*

[MeDeFe]

*cough* insest *cough*

Is that supposed to be "incest" or "insect"?

[jonesthecurl]

"cuzzin" or "buzzin"?

[Kaplowitz]

You poked her with your nose?

Hmm...could be.
Although i think he was refering to his pen, he was probably writing at the time.







*cough* insest *cough*

*cough* its 4 letters *cough*