XFD at my penis
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XFD at my penis
by SnakeySnakey on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:35 pm
You know how when you cum, your dick makes this high-pitched, squealy noise? Well, when I did came earlier, it sounded like the first three notes to the National Anthem. XFD I laughed so hard.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by Snorri1234 on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:42 pm
SnakeySnakey wrote:You know how when you cum, your dick makes this high-pitched, squealy noise? Well, when I did came earlier, it sounded like the first three notes to the National Anthem. XFD I laughed so hard.
I know, right?
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Re: XFD at my penis
by Skittles! on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:54 pm
I think you've confused your penis with a pig.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jonesthecurl on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:49 pm
I think he's confused a pig with his penis.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jonesthecurl on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:50 pm
...and a sheep.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by clapper011 on Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:52 am
that is by far not normal... I recommend seeing a doctor...
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Re: XFD at my
by pimpdave on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:40 am
sam_levi_11 wrote:ewwww man why does it make a noise......
You mean yours doesn't?
Odd.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jonesthecurl on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:41 am
mine sometimes sings the Ode to joy.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jiminski on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:50 am
mine clicks like a dolphin... in certain cases i have found it invaluable for echo location.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jonesthecurl on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:51 am
"What's that flipper? the soap is under my knee?"
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jiminski on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:56 am
jonesthecurl wrote:"What's that flipper? the soap is under my knee?"
haha .. but more like "what's that flipper? hang a right by the cervix .. and straight on past the truck-stop!?"
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Re: XFD at my penis
by b.k. barunt on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:58 am
Mine sometimes barks when a foxy lady walks by, and i have to employ typical fart strategy ( i.e. looking askance at a person next to me). If there's no one nearby, it can prove to be embarrassing, but hey - the lady should take it as a compliment, right?
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jonesthecurl on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:02 am
"...he's real friendly, miss. He won't bite, honest."
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Re: XFD at my penis
by Dancing Mustard on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:02 am
Mine plays a rousing rendition of 'Jerusalem' while I masturbate, but is curiously silent at my moments of climax.
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Re: XFD at my penis
by apey on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:03 am
he may not bite
but he will shove his nose in your crotch sniff and slobber
but he will shove his nose in your crotch sniff and slobber
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Re: XFD at my penis
by jonesthecurl on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:04 am
Classy. And streotypically British.
(that was in response to DM, not Apey - though that's stereotypically British, if not so classy)
(that was in response to DM, not Apey - though that's stereotypically British, if not so classy)
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