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Should God be blamed?

 
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Iliad on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:14 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
black elk speaks wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Iliad wrote:
Jay it's an analogy. We replace "God" with "Human" and we replace "Human" with "Dog". Now can you see it? LEt me jsut make it really simple for you
If a Human(God) buys(creates) a dog(man) and then that dog(human) goes bad and bites everyone etc.(sins) then it is not the dogs(human's) fault, it is the Human's(God's) fault because he did not train it properly(did not prove his reality via logical and proveable ways)

Sorry everybody but jay does get to you.


I so want to be present when you tell God, "You can't condemn me for my sin! YOU created me!"



Hope it works out well for ya.


When last I checked, your sin was no less than mine. its all sin in the eyes of god, or so I am told. I can steal a nickles worth of candy, or rape and murder a hundred 6 year old girls, its equivalent, is it not?

and now you are sitting here saying that you would wish to be present to watch a fellow human being condemned to an eternity in the bowels of hell, that you want to watch?

hmm... would you be cheering as well "damn him god?"

still you sin and even as you defend your own god.

you sicken me. Hypocrite!




(shaking head in disbelief that this even needs explaining)


It is likened to a person telling their boss, "You can't fire me! You hired me!" As if the boss is somehow responsible for the employee sleeping on the job!

No, I wouldn't be cheering and no, I wouldn't even actually want to be there.... it was for dramatic effect.


I was demonstrating the absurd by being absurd.... hmmm who does that? Oh yeah, Rush.
No jay it is not likened to that. IT is likened to a mistreated, abused and untrained dog going mad and biting everyone while its stands by and watches it unfold
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby DaGip on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:35 pm

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hecter wrote:If God's gonna send me to hell for the sins I've committed, then he's just a douchebag... I mean, really. "You masturbated, now you shall spend eternity in the firey pits of hell!" "Well why did you give teenage boys such a strong libido?" "Uh... BURN IN HELL!!!" Thanks for being so forgiving God...


Hecter, your soul, mind, heart, and being belong to the AntiLuns! Welcome home! You can keep warm by the campfire. Hell...it's ALL campfire around here! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Guess I'll be pretty warm then :)


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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Japs on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:43 pm

You guys just tell me how this all works out for you in 100 years....
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Iliad on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:47 pm

Japs wrote:You guys just tell me how this all works out for you in 100 years....

What another person resorting to the scare tactic "YOU'LL BE SORRY!! JUST SEE!!YOU'll BURN IN HELL AND ALL THAT!!""

Would have never guessed :roll:
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby mpjh on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:49 pm

Rather burn in hell than have anything to do with a god that would create this world and allow the suffering and injustice brought about in her name.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Gregrios on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:51 pm

Every civilization hits rock bottom for the very same reasons. Man's desire for money and power. Pity the fool who holds the spear of destiny. :D
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby mpjh on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:53 pm

You spell about as good as W talks.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Iliad on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:54 pm

Gregrios wrote:Every cicilization hits rock bottom for the very same reasons. Man's desire for money and power. Pity the fool who holds the spear of destiny. :D

Wow Greg! For a second there it sounded like you actually knew something. For an all too brief second
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Gregrios on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:58 pm

mpjh wrote:You spell about as good as W talks.


Corrected just for you. ;)
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Gregrios on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:01 pm

Iliad wrote:
Gregrios wrote:Every cicilization hits rock bottom for the very same reasons. Man's desire for money and power. Pity the fool who holds the spear of destiny. :D

Wow Greg! For a second there it sounded like you actually knew something. For an all too brief second


I just love these polished up insults. =D>
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby black elk speaks on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:10 pm

Gregrios wrote:Every civilization hits rock bottom for the very same reasons. Man's desire for money and power. Pity the fool who holds the spear of destiny. :D


wait a minute! Are you suggesting that Mr. T is to blame, or that he is god?
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Gregrios on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:13 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
Gregrios wrote:Every civilization hits rock bottom for the very same reasons. Man's desire for money and power. Pity the fool who holds the spear of destiny. :D


wait a minute! Are you suggesting that Mr. T is to blame, or that he is god?


Mr. T's famous "Pity the fool" line will never get old. You should know that. 8-)
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby mpjh on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:17 pm

mpjh wrote:Rather burn in hell than have anything to do with a god that would create this world and allow the suffering and injustice brought about in her name.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby black elk speaks on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:19 pm

mpjh wrote:
mpjh wrote:Rather burn in hell than have anything to do with a god that would create this world and allow the suffering and injustice brought about in her name.


noted the first time, i just think no one cares. :roll:
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby mpjh on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:19 pm

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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Gregrios on Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:30 pm

mpjh wrote:
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mpjh wrote:Rather burn in hell than have anything to do with a god that would create this world and allow the suffering and injustice brought about in her name.


You know something, I almost replyed to this post when it was on the last page but then I remembered that you only answer with, "I'll believe what I want to believe and you can't change my mind." Sound familiar? It should. So I decided to leave it alone but now it seems as though you're baiting me on. So I thought I would feed your ego a little. Hope you don't mind. 8-)
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby b.k. barunt on Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:03 am

Spuzzell wrote:
Oh, and whether or not you believe in God, mankind is responsible for its own actions.


Excellent.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby comic boy on Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:44 am

Gregrios wrote:Every civilization hits rock bottom for the very same reasons. Man's desire for money and power. Pity the fool who holds the spear of destiny. :D


Err but thats God right :D
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:25 am

Gregrios wrote:Pity the fool who holds the spear of destiny.

I don't know why you're wasting your time feeling sorry for people who like beating one out now and then.

Trust me, they're not feeling sorry. They're loving it... and so should you.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby pimpdave on Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:07 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:They're loving it... and so should you.


It's God's fault if you don't.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:50 am

I know how to solve all these questions:

Set fire to George W, then God can speak to us through the burning Bush.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:55 am

pimpdave wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:They're loving it... and so should you.
It's God's fault if you don't.
Exactly!

If he damns a man to be born with no neurones in his wanger, then clearly it's his fault.

Seriously, I don't even know how we managed to debate this no-brainer for so long.
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Re: Is God to Blame?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:56 am

pimpdave wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:They're loving it... and so should you.


It's God's fault if you don't.


No, McDonalds.
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