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Can praying to God actually help your dice rolls?

 
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:27 pm

Praying to God will not affect your dice rolls, because God does not exist.

Praying to Leprechauns will not help your dice rolls for precisely the same reason.

The same is true for all all other brands of Sky-Daddy.

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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:16 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Praying to God will not affect your dice rolls, because God does not exist.

Praying to Leprechauns will not help your dice rolls for precisely the same reason.

The same is true for all all other brands of Sky-Daddy.

This thread is now over.


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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby reggie_mac on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:27 pm

Obey gravity .. its the law.

Maybe try paying to twill and lack .

oops I mean praying .. really i do...
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby The Neon Peon on Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:05 pm

reggie_mac wrote:Obey gravity .. its the law.

Maybe try paying to twill and lack .

oops I mean praying .. really i do...

I read the Dilbert cartoons every day, does that count as praying to Twill?
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby Georgerx7di on Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:33 pm

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I find your lack of faith disturbing.



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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby Twill on Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:07 pm

Soooo, where's this thread going? So far I see flame baiting, religion bashing and plenty of off topic action.

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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby DaGip on Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:11 pm

Can a mod please just lock this thread. This thread was meant for CC General Discussion.
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:15 pm

Twill wrote:Soooo, where's this thread going? So far I see flame baiting, religion bashing and plenty of off topic action.


Isn't it great? :D
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby DaGip on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:48 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Twill wrote:Soooo, where's this thread going? So far I see flame baiting, religion bashing and plenty of off topic action.


Isn't it great? :D


The most excitement General Discussion has had since the last time I posted there... :lol:
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Aw that was fun while it lasted...
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby reggie_mac on Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:53 am

awww man ..
:cry: :cry: :cry:

The answer is 42 anyway.
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Re: Does praying to God help your dice?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:28 am

Well I think that was pretty much what most of us were going for there...


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