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I thought I smelled an alcohol thread....DaGip wrote:Where's IzMan when you need him?
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
Back in the day there was a shot called:DaGip wrote:It's nice to see the Iz is still wandering around the forums, and brilliantly slipping beer into a whisky/whiskey thread! Bravo!![]()
We expect a new beer review from you ASAP! I do enjoy getting schooled on my utter ignorance when it comes to beer and whisky/whiskey.
I need to add that I was quite pleasantly impressed by Wild Turky (funky rednecky name that you would assume would taste like something bubba cooked up out in the woods):
Nikolai wrote:got tonkaed wrote:heavycola wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:I don't drink anything stronger than beer/wine.
you should never mix your drinks.
seconded
unless you mean you shouldnt drink more than one type of drink in a night/sitting in which case i vigorously disagree
No, he's right. Grape and the grain, you know.
khazalid wrote:ahh a bombay blue man rt? good stuff!
now then...
with lemon
or lime?
I'll refer you to a previous post of mine in response to a question from Da Gip:heavycola wrote:What's malt liquor?
Da Gip wrote:What IZ your favorite brand of 40 Malt Liquor?
Iz Man wrote:There's the "convenient store drunk" answer and then there's the "beer geek" answer......
First, the Convenient Store Drunk answer.
"Convenient Store Drunk":
Olde English 800 AKA: 8-Ball, Old E, OE, Ow-Ee
Origin: Miller Brewing Company (who bought the Olde 800 from Pabst)
ABV: ~7.5%The choice of da OG's yo... With a great head, voluptuous J-Lo body, smooth finish, OE is the complete package. Classic old school label that announces you just bought 40 ounces, not once, not twice, but three times. OE has been praised by more rappers (without being compensated, see St. Ides) than every other malt liquor combined. Devotees past and present include Ice Cube, Eazy E, NWA, NAS, Beastie Boys, Alkaholics, TuPac and Dr. Dre.
(OG: Original Gangsta, for those not in the "know")
Iz Man wrote:Alright........... the beer geek answer: (I'm "upping" the geek factor here, I'm really not this bad)
That's a tough question, because believe it or not, Malt Liquor means something different depending on where you are (in the U.S.).
This is due to ridiculous legislation and/or laws that waste the time and money of John & Suzie Taxpayer. Go figure......
For example: The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission (I know, Texas, of all places) adopted Amendment §45.77 which states that malt liquor is not beer, but the term ale can be used as a synonym to malt liquor.......... but not beer. What constitutes a beer or a Malt Liquor depends on its alcohol content, Malt Liquor being over 6%*. Beer and malt liquor are distributed through different permit systems. It is, therefore, unlawful, for example, for a retailer licensed only for commerce in beer to possess malt liquor. This is, of course, to "protect" the consumer.
In Colorado, its different, at least in terms of what is malt liquor... hey, why not.
The Colorado Dept. of Revenue, Division of Liquor/Tobacco Enforcement states:
Section 12 - 47 - 103(19) CRS
"Malt Liquors" includes beer and shall be construed to mean any beverage obtained by the alcoholic fermentation of any infusion or decoction of barley, malt, hops or any other similar products, or any combination thereof, in water containing more than three and two-tenths percent of alcohol by weight. (A separate license is required to import fermented malt beverage, that which is not more than three and two-tenths percent by weight).
Certainly makes sense, doesn't it?![]()
3.2% alcohol by weight is 4.05% ABV.
So, if I'm in Houston, TX, perhaps I'd grab a St. Arnold Oktoberfest
Or if I'm in Colorado, I'm definitely getting an Avery Brewery's Hog Heaven Barley Wine
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Calidus wrote:
I came in my pants just looking at that. Jack Daniels is the finest whiskey I've ever drunk, probably because I refuse to drink anything but it. It's so fucking awesome. I'm having trouble using English to describe how incredible Jack Daniels is.
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
heavycola wrote:thsi isn't much to do with anything, but jaegerbombs - shot of jaegermeister dropped into a glass of red bull - are amazing. Like being on drugs a bit, without all the furtive trips to the toilet (the next morning excepted)
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
pimpdave wrote:Also, re: jaegerbombs. They are for girls. Just do a shot of Jim Beam followed by a can of PBR like everyone else.
Snorri1234 wrote:pimpdave wrote:Also, re: jaegerbombs. They are for girls. Just do a shot of Jim Beam followed by a can of PBR like everyone else.
That's also for girls.
The real mans way to drink is to drink an entire bottle of vodka and then hit the person next to you over the head with it.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
Serbia wrote:Have to agree with you here HC. I personally am partial to Rockstar, as it's more dry and not as sweet (in my opinion) as Red Bull. But usually I'll just stick to Red Bull.
Backglass wrote:
If it's caffeine content you are looking for, Rockstar beats Red Bull. Then again you could just have a Double Espresso or something called "Ammo".
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
pimpdave wrote:Not if you buy one of the larger sizes of Red Bull. Who sponsored that list? Because an 8.3 oz can of Red Bull is hardly a fair comparison to a 16 oz can of Rockstar.
Neoteny wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:pimpdave wrote:Also, re: jaegerbombs. They are for girls. Just do a shot of Jim Beam followed by a can of PBR like everyone else.
That's also for girls.
The real mans way to drink is to drink an entire bottle of vodka and then hit the person next to you over the head with it.
I'm such a pseudo man. I can only go three-quarters of the way...
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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