1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

[whitestazn88]

67. chocolate. lots of chocolate...-6cd

he means that you should play with him. really though, he's awesome at bamboo jack, saved my life on that map more than once....

68. ask teammates with experience for help on maps like bamboo jack...

[infernal demon]

69. Pray to the gods to descend and start a war on mortals to wipe them off of the face of the earth and then when they come to killing your opponents, offer peace and praises. (Those egotistical fools...)



(this is not a religious slur or insult. I'm hindu, AKA those=a few million gods )

[infernal demon]

70. Send them an anthrax infected envelope that says ''You Lose''

[owenshooter]

71. send them an anthrax infected Publishers Clearing House "WINNER" envelope...-6cd

[infernal demon]

72. Send them a car-bomb through fedex!

[infernal demon]

73. Send them a hijacked plane!

[whitestazn88]

74. avoid double posting

75. be a little less sadistic/creepy, more satirical and humorous

[Vace Cooper]

76. put on nike air's and eat some healthy cerial.

[drake_259]

77. Don't get busted

[nagerous]

Probably been done
but

78. Play GrimReaper.

[The Neon Peon]

79. Play on doodle earth against those with a higher rank.

[Stephan Wayne]

wow its already to the 70's impressive

[Deadly intent]

Be Humley & tell everyone your leaving the site,watch everyone else attack each other & clear up!!

[Robinette]

wow its already to the 70's impressive

The "impressive 70's"... yeah baby!

[owenshooter]

80. hook yourself up to a colostomy bag before beginning a sh*t load of turns... pun intended...-6cd

[Robinette]

81. Never EVER give up

[owenshooter]

82. never hump ice while playing CC...-6cd

[Timminz]

83. Leave Glide out of this!

[owenshooter]

84. suck it up cupcake...-6cd


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[Robinette]

wow... i got a lot of mileage out of that pic...

85. Don't take out an opponent until they have the right number of cards



w a i t for it...

[Megadeth666]

86:

[theconquerer1995]

666. Sell your soul to Satan.

Nice number for that Sentinel!



#87: Make a cool sig (like mine) and scare your opponents into deadbeating or suiciding.

[e_i_pi]

88: Major in "n00b Farming" at Stuyvesant High School

[karelpietertje]

learn how to take 12 territories per second and play freestyle speedgames.

[dezzy26]

89. threaten legal action against cc if things don't go your way