I feel pretty bad about this and I hope that you can all forgive me but, I don't know how to say this but...
I was hired by George Bush to plant explosives in the World Trade Centre. Those truther guys and gals are right. It was an inside job. I know because it was me and I'm really sorry for not saying anything sooner. Perhaps I should have said something before the war and stuff. I feel really ashamed.
When those planes struck those buildings later on that day {thank god I was having my smoke break when it happened, ha ha ha lol } I thought what a coincidence that I was trying to do the same thing as those evil doers. But about a half hour later George Bush gave me a call on my cell {AC-DC ring tone, ra, na na naa na na na na. lol } and instructed me to detonate the explosives.
Maybe I should have waited for those firefighters to get out safe, or maybe some of the innocent people inside, oh heck maybe I shouldn't have done it at all. But that's all in the past now, like 7 years ago already, time flies. Sometimes I think that aging is an inside job, ha ha ha ha, lol, get it ?
Anyway, I think that bygones should be bygones and it's time for you to forgive me.
