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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Tisha on Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:57 am

Robinette wrote:How about some sexy mathematicians...


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:sick: :sick: :sick:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Robinette on Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:05 pm

Sackett58 wrote:Mathematician? What is she doing, counting blinds? :?


She's counting slats...

one.... twoooo......threeeee........fourrrrrr...... *opps, where was i?*
start over....
one.... twooooooooooo......threeeeeeeeeeeeee....


ok... i'll admit it, it's not easy finding sexy mathematicians...
between you and tish, all i'm left with is this...

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I'll post some hot and sexy chess players... there are quite of few of them...
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Robinette on Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:20 pm

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Don't bother this one right now... she's concentrating... and the endorphins are about to be squriting out her ears if she wins...

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Now bow down and submit :D
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:41 am

oh boy, robin is having too much fun in this thread :lol:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:43 pm

Eigidansei wrote:Image



=D> =D> =D> =D>
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:47 pm

clapper011 wrote:
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enjoy ;)





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Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:49 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
jiminski wrote:Hello Cheeky!


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some of my favorites indeed



and memories of jiminski
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:36 pm

jiminski wrote:It is an English joke Clapps, based on the cockney accent (how it pronounces 'Down') and what Doormen say to people trying to enter nightclubs by pretending to be on the guestlist: "if your names not Dan, you're not comin in"
There was a House tune with it and everything!

Anyway here is a nice bum for you to look at Clapps!
you naughty girl!

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you like that clap?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:56 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
clapper011 wrote:


enjoy ;)





memories of suggs luvs juggs


=P~ =P~ =P~ walkies!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Robinette on Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:55 pm

This page has many Wonderful displays showing the decorative uses of dental floss...

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby derfderf34 on Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:02 pm

i have to bump this thread?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby AmphibiousRodent on Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:54 am

Ahem. Allow me. This evening's show will begin with the Demotivator portion, followed by a brief intermission (perhaps an emission or two), followed by the Second Act. Enjoy.

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby AmphibiousRodent on Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:58 am

Let's cool things down a bit, shall we?

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby AmphibiousRodent on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:12 am

And now for the main course...

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Sometimes I'll be jerkin' the gherkin' and I'll come across a photo like this one with a really pissed-off face, and it' will get me like three times as excited as I was before. That's always kinda weird.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby AmphibiousRodent on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:18 am

A few more...

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Robinette on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:07 pm

This painting redefined nudes in the 20th century...

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*sighs*

okay, i'll replace it with some clothed paintings, same artist...
not quite the same thing, but it will exercise the imagination in a better way...

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Sackett58 on Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:03 am

Robinette wrote:This painting redefined nudes in the 20th century...

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And to think I missed something tasteful in art after fighting through that last page. lol
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Robinette on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:10 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
Robinette wrote:This painting redefined nudes in the 20th century...

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And to think I missed something tasteful in art after fighting through that last page. lol


lol... agreed...


am i allowed to put up a link?

hope so... well, here is the forbidden fruit, "Adam and Eve", by Tamara de Lempicka, 1932
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/1750-0002~Adam-and-Eve-Posters.jpg
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Sackett58 on Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:13 pm

Robinette wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Robinette wrote:This painting redefined nudes in the 20th century...

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And to think I missed something tasteful in art after fighting through that last page. lol


lol... agreed...


am i allowed to put up a link?

hope so... well, here is the forbidden fruit, "Adam and Eve", by Tamara de Lempicka, 1932
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/1750-0002~Adam-and-Eve-Posters.jpg



Now I feel fulfilled. :D
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:57 pm

FREE ADAM AND EVE!!!!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Blitzaholic on Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:20 pm

AmphibiousRodent wrote:Ahem. Allow me. This evening's show will begin with the Demotivator portion, followed by a brief intermission (perhaps an emission or two), followed by the Second Act. Enjoy.

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that seemed like a lot of work
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby qeee1 on Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:18 pm

Posting nudes:

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One of my favourite pictures.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:25 pm

Disgusting. Not only nude, but a motion picture,

(btw, mine too)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Robinette on Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:55 pm

qeee1 wrote:Posting nudes:

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One of my favourite pictures.


"Looks like an explosion in a shingle factory..." :lol:

Just kidding... that's a cool painting that was ahead of it's time...



And inspiration for Chuck Jones to make Nude Duck Descending a Staircase

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Scott-Land on Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:59 pm

Robinette wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Damn....thats one ghetto booty!!! *sings* Baby's got back!!! lol

And personally Robinette, I have seen styles I like better.....shall we make this a lingerie subsection?? lol



Ghetto booty? nawwww, shes just pushing her hip way out to one side...

But I like your idea of a "lingerie subsection"...
Christmas is coming after all, and Valentines Day after that...

So you post 'em, and we'll rate 'em...
(by we, i am including clapper, tisha, happy)


Certainly looks that way- but it's still Ghetto. Damn that's a big ass....
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