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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:44 am

strike wolf wrote:He was also the one who shot JFK after hearing about his plans to join Marilyn Monroe to form the best male/female rock duo of the 60s. Of course he later had to dispose of his brother and Marilyn to get rid of all evidence.

By the way did I mention that he also was the one who introduced John to Yoko?

No no, that was Gene Simmons of KISS. After all, AC/DC did tour with them when Bon was still alive.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:58 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:He was also the one who shot JFK after hearing about his plans to join Marilyn Monroe to form the best male/female rock duo of the 60s. Of course he later had to dispose of his brother and Marilyn to get rid of all evidence.

By the way did I mention that he also was the one who introduced John to Yoko?

No no, that was Gene Simmons of KISS. After all, AC/DC did tour with them when Bon was still alive.


Gene Simmons was just a tool for Elvis. You got to remember that everything leads back to Elvis sooner or later.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:53 am

jonesthecurl wrote:It's obviously the entrance tests for the Police.

(Yu'r nik'd)


The band? That's awesome! I love The Police.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:54 am

Quirk wrote:Psst...
It's 4:22 am. I should be asleep. See you tomorrow :)


I approve this post.
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Postby autoload on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:57 am

And I'm spent.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:33 pm

autoload wrote:
Quirk wrote:Psst...
It's 4:22 am. I should be asleep. See you tomorrow :)


I approve this post.



:lol: :lol: you never cease to make a chukle come out of me auto
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:54 pm

Really? I didn't think that getting you to laugh was a hard feat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:40 pm

strike wolf wrote:Really? I didn't think that getting you to laugh was a hard feat.



what it really is :lol: i mean i am 1000% searouse all the time :lol: :lol: . i mean right now i am not :lol: :lol: laughing at all :lol: :lol: :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:51 am

Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:50 am

It's time for Strike's band of the day.

Today's band is

Pink Floyd. This band is my personal favorite and very unique. 3 out of my top 5 albums (including the #1 and #2 spot) were made by them along with a couple more of their albums in my top 10.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:19 am

Oh, by the way, in the end we weren't able to see Valkyrie so instead we went to Slumdog Millionaire. I have to say it was a very good movie. I believe probably enjoyed it more than I would have enjoyed Valkyrie. It takes a harsh look at what it's like to be born into a Muslim slum in India and the struggles that the main characters have to go through just to survive. Another good thing is that pace of the movie is very good. It's a little less than 2 hours long so it neither drags out nor goes too fast. Overall I'd rate the movie as a 9.4.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:59 am

We saw Valkyrie, and enjoyed it.
I'd have liked more background to the plot, to see the conspirators before they decided hitler must go, but the acting and pacing were very good. less action that I'd expected from the trailers.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:01 pm

strike wolf wrote:Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.



pills :roll: what pills :shock: i do not know of any pills :o what are you talking about :-s i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me :shock: :? :?*looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.
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Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:02 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:We saw Valkyrie, and enjoyed it.
I'd have liked more background to the plot, to see the conspirators before they decided hitler must go, but the acting and pacing were very good. less action that I'd expected from the trailers.


yep thats what i thought right on!!!
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:11 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:We saw Valkyrie, and enjoyed it.
I'd have liked more background to the plot, to see the conspirators before they decided hitler must go, but the acting and pacing were very good. less action that I'd expected from the trailers.



I'll probably wait till it comes out on DVD. Especially since I'm heading back today.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:12 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.



pills :roll: what pills :shock: i do not know of any pills :o what are you talking about :-s i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me :shock: :? :?*looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.



*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:26 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.



pills :roll: what pills :shock: i do not know of any pills :o what are you talking about :-s i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me :shock: :? :?*looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.



*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.


puts tinfoil on my head and grabs ak-47 or the kalachinvoic. as they say in russia. points it at lone wolf and then say no no no they wont stop talking the vocies MAKE THEM STOP!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:28 pm

strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:We saw Valkyrie, and enjoyed it.
I'd have liked more background to the plot, to see the conspirators before they decided hitler must go, but the acting and pacing were very good. less action that I'd expected from the trailers.



I'll probably wait till it comes out on DVD. Especially since I'm heading back today.



good idea!!!! 8-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:06 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.



pills :roll: what pills :shock: i do not know of any pills :o what are you talking about :-s i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me :shock: :? :?*looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.



*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.


puts tinfoil on my head and grabs ak-47 or the kalachinvoic. as they say in russia. points it at lone wolf and then say no no no they wont stop talking the vocies MAKE THEM STOP!!!!


[stops voices]
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:38 pm

autoload wrote:
Quirk wrote:Psst...
It's 4:22 am. I should be asleep. See you tomorrow :)


I approve this post.


I thought you would like it. I've been getting less than 4 hours of sleep a night lately. Anytime I get some sleep is a big deal. Unfortunately the wife seems to think I sleep the entire time I'm at work. So there would be no need for me to get some sleep once I come home. :roll:

You see I work in a sleep factory. Not to be confused with a dream factory. Those guys work their asses off down at the dream factory. I work as a sleep tester down at the sleep factory. I come home from work everyday well rested and stress free ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:32 pm

In other news, I've just played a very successful game of "Sock Snap". Around 20 pairs of socks that thought they'd spend the rest of their existence single have been reunited with their solemates. Unfortunately several pair belonged to the kids who have, very inconsiderately, ourgrown them.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:12 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I've just played a very successful game of "Sock Snap". Around 20 pairs of socks that thought they'd spend the rest of their existence single have been reunited with their solemates. Unfortunately several pair belonged to the kids who have, very inconsiderately, ourgrown them.

How inconsiderate of them.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:36 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.



pills :roll: what pills :shock: i do not know of any pills :o what are you talking about :-s i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me :shock: :? :?*looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.



*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.


puts tinfoil on my head and grabs ak-47 or the kalachinvoic. as they say in russia. points it at lone wolf and then say no no no they wont stop talking the vocies MAKE THEM STOP!!!!


*Ducks behind steel wall barely dodging the flying bullets.*

You leave me no choice.

*Uses hypnosis to make target fall asleep.*

That's better. Why didn't I do that to begin with?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:44 pm

It's time for strike's movie of the week.

This week's movie is Slumdog Millionaire. It earned those awards. Trust me. Go see it. NOW!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:49 pm

On another note. I heard that Heath won for best supporting actor. So who accepted the award on his behalf?
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