What country would you nuke?

[luns101]

I wouldn't nuke just one country...I would go after an entire continent.

My choice - Antarctica

[Minister Masket]

Hmmm...looks like this is one of America's more popular days.

[a.sub]

None.

Wimpy wimpy wimpy.

All of the above?

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!!!!

LOL

[jbrettlip]

Iran. They're the only threatening nation without nukes to counter strike.

Nah, you're just a racist.

Only 5 countries who are allowed to have nukes. Iran is not one of them.

and oblivious, Russia has more nukes than the US
EPIC FAIL

But theirs don't work... like their tanks, planes and subs. Quantity does not equal quality.

[a.sub]

Iran. They're the only threatening nation without nukes to counter strike.

Nah, you're just a racist.

Only 5 countries who are allowed to have nukes. Iran is not one of them.

and oblivious, Russia has more nukes than the US
EPIC FAIL

But theirs don't work... like their tanks, planes and subs. Quantity does not equal quality.

yes but they have a better functioning government that does build giant trains for 9 billion then cut school funding by 11 billion
THATS RIGHT CALIFORNIA I AM FUCKING LOOKING AT YOU

[jonesthecurl]

Most especially "Wind beneath my Wings" and "Boy named Sue".

[LYR]

Funny how Russia hasn't gotten a single vote.

That's cause Russia would nuke you the f*ck back the second they caught wing of the bomb. The United States would bitch, and bitch, and bitch, and litigate, and mediate, and bitch, and bitch, and finally, legislate... then bitch some more about whether they should actually use the new law to bomb whoever the f*ck bombed then in the first place. Then they would just invade some random country in the Middle East.

[a.sub]

Funny how Russia hasn't gotten a single vote.

That's cause Russia would nuke you the f*ck back the second they caught wing of the bomb. The United States would bitch, and bitch, and bitch, and litigate, and mediate, and bitch, and bitch, and finally, legislate... then bitch some more about whether they should actually use the new law to bomb whoever the f*ck bombed then in the first place. Then they would just invade some random country in the Middle East.

[Joodoo]

Funny how Russia hasn't gotten a single vote.

That's cause Russia would nuke you the f*ck back the second they caught wing of the bomb. The United States would bitch, and bitch, and bitch, and litigate, and mediate, and bitch, and bitch, and finally, legislate... then bitch some more about whether they should actually use the new law to bomb whoever the f*ck bombed then in the first place. Then they would just invade some random country in the Middle East.

so that's why they invaded Iraq...

[Ruben Cassar]

Can someone explain to me why Malta is on the list and how did it ever get a vote?

It's the most peaceful and pacific state on the list...actually it has nothing to do with the others so I'm assuming it's a joke.

Still I don't want to look out of the window and see a mushroom thingy...then again we're so small it would probably miss us and hit Italy instead, especially if it's the Americans bombing us!

[pimpdave]

Thread is invalid.

There's no option for Saudi Arabia.

[MeDeFe]

Can someone explain to me why Malta is on the list and how did it ever get a vote?

It's the most peaceful and pacific state on the list...actually it has nothing to do with the others so I'm assuming it's a joke.

Still I don't want to look out of the window and see a mushroom thingy...then again we're so small it would probably miss us and hit Italy instead, especially if it's the Americans bombing us!

Malta is a Mediterranean island, not a Pacific one.

[EagleofGreenErth]

Can someone explain to me why Malta is on the list and how did it ever get a vote?

It's the most peaceful and pacific state on the list...actually it has nothing to do with the others so I'm assuming it's a joke.

Still I don't want to look out of the window and see a mushroom thingy...then again we're so small it would probably miss us and hit Italy instead, especially if it's the Americans bombing us!

Aren't you guys facing rising sea levels and are going to be covered by water anyways. >_>

So why not?

[Ruben Cassar]

Can someone explain to me why Malta is on the list and how did it ever get a vote?

It's the most peaceful and pacific state on the list...actually it has nothing to do with the others so I'm assuming it's a joke.

Still I don't want to look out of the window and see a mushroom thingy...then again we're so small it would probably miss us and hit Italy instead, especially if it's the Americans bombing us!

Aren't you guys facing rising sea levels and are going to be covered by water anyways. >_>

So why not?

No not really. The only problem we have over here is the bad quality of the Maltese roads.

[pimpdave]

No not really. The only problem we have over here is the bad quality of the Maltese roads.

And your falcons are a complete scam, I'd like to add.

[jonesthecurl]

Don't make a Maltese cross.

[Martin Ronne]

Don't make a Maltese cross.

Don't you mean don't cross a Maltese?

[Ruben Cassar]

Don't make a Maltese cross.

Exactly.

Can we nuke Malta in Montana instead?

It would serve them right for copying the name from the original as well I dare say!

[Martin Ronne]

Don't make a Maltese cross.

Exactly.

Can we nuke Malta in Montana instead?

It would serve them right for copying the name from the original as well I dare say!

Just don't nuke Whitefish Montana, I used to live there.

[LYR]

Can someone explain to me why Malta is on the list and how did it ever get a vote?

It's the most peaceful and pacific state on the list...actually it has nothing to do with the others so I'm assuming it's a joke.

Still I don't want to look out of the window and see a mushroom thingy...then again we're so small it would probably miss us and hit Italy instead, especially if it's the Americans bombing us!

Malta is a Mediterranean island, not a Pacific one.

I think he meant pacifist... as you very well know, you ___________(insert word for a person who likes to make other people look like idiots)

[Martin Ronne]

Can someone explain to me why Malta is on the list and how did it ever get a vote?

It's the most peaceful and pacific state on the list...actually it has nothing to do with the others so I'm assuming it's a joke.

Still I don't want to look out of the window and see a mushroom thingy...then again we're so small it would probably miss us and hit Italy instead, especially if it's the Americans bombing us!

Malta is a Mediterranean island, not a Pacific one.

I think he meant pacifist... as you very well know, you ___________(insert word for a person who likes to make other people look like idiots)

What is supposed to go in the blank, jerk off, jack off, jackass, fücker, fücktard, fückface, dipshit, lame brane, wanker, asshole, (stop me if I get it right,) dumb ass, smart ass, bïtch, bastard, whore, slut, cünt, cocksucker, mother fücker, poo poo face, doo doo head?

[jonesthecurl]

belittler

[Frigidus]

wonderful person

Edit: Also acceptable: Catholic.

[mpjh]

Can we nuke Dallas. That way W would die knowing that somebody had WMD -- us.

[jonesthecurl]

That's what the "W" stands for.