I just ate a grape

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:45 pm

and I jizzed in my pants

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:58 pm

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:00 pm

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:02 pm

Walked outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang and I

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:26 pm

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:57 pm

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:03 pm

As I recall it was a horror film...

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:20 pm

I'm very sensitive, someone said that that was a plus.

Hydrazine · Post by **Hydrazine** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:44 pm

I need to get away I need to make a dash.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:43 pm

You were rubbing my butt.

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:33 pm

The next day... my alarm goes off and I.

The Saxby · Post by **The Saxby** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:51 pm

It's perfectly normal; nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a clean-up on aisle three.

timmytuttut88 · Post by **timmytuttut88** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:53 pm

When were holding hands, it's like having sex with me.

Natewolfman · Post by **Natewolfman** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:36 am

to be fair you were flirting alot, and the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

Kotaro · Post by **Kotaro** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:02 am

Please stop acting like you're not impressed... One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:56 am

Now I'll go home and change.

Kotaro · Post by **Kotaro** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:40 pm

I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:57 pm

You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy

Hydrazine · Post by **Hydrazine** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Last week, I saw a film....

Kotaro · Post by **Kotaro** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:38 pm

I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan

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Woops, wrong song.

theusual1 · Post by **theusual1** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:43 pm

I'm just very confused. I eat grapes