What would you choose?

Gillipig · Post by **Gillipig** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:13 am

If you would have to be one of theese things what would you choose: Black, Dying in cancer, Extremly ugly, Gay, Handicapped, Hobo, Psychopath, Transsexual, Weigh 600 pounds, Women, Being 5 feet tall

? If you're any of the things above you obviously can't answer this question

! I would have gone for change skin colour and become black

!

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:18 pm

You make it sound like all of those choices are detrimental in some way.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:28 pm

Yeah WTF? I'm a 600 pound black 5 ft tall gay transsexual with no home... and the only reason I had bothered to become a transsexual is because I found out I have cancer... I was depressed after finding out and didn't care about life anymore... long story short I wrecked my face and am now in a wheelchair (wheelbarrow)... so maybe I AM GOING A LITTLE CRAZY.

Also, THREAD FAIL.

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:29 pm

Black, dying of cancer, gay or woman.

Black- I would have a huge cock and I could say the N word whenever I wanted

Dying of cancer- everyone would be nice to me

Gay- gay people here in Cali seem to have a lot of fun

Woman- I could just get by on my looks and still compain about how difficult my life is

Gillipig · Post by **Gillipig** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:05 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Yeah WTF? I'm a 600 pound black 5 ft tall gay transsexual with no home... and the only reason I had bothered to become a transsexual is because I found out I have cancer... I was depressed after finding out and didn't care about life anymore... long story short I wrecked my face and am now in a wheelchair (wheelbarrow)... so maybe I AM GOING A LITTLE CRAZY.

Also, THREAD FAIL.

You might not like my thread but I sure as hell like your answer

!!!!!!!

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:06 pm

Kid_A wrote: Woman- I could just get by on my looks and still compain about how difficult my life is

You OBVIOUSLY don't know many women.

luns101 · Post by **luns101** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:14 pm

You forgot Cubs fan as another option

Rocketry · Post by **Rocketry** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:17 pm

Gillipig wrote:If you would have to be one of theese things what would you choose: Black, Dying in cancer, Extremly ugly, Gay, Handicapped, Hobo, Psychopath, Transsexual, Weigh 600 pounds, Women, Being 5 feet tall ? If you're any of the things above you obviously can't answer this question ! I would have gone for change skin colour and become black !

Black is the only one that would result in me not having to do anything

Rocket.

Gillipig · Post by **Gillipig** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:17 pm

Kid_A wrote: Black- I would have a huge cock

I have a big dick!

Kid_A wrote: Dying of cancer- everyone would be nice to me

Everybody's nice to me! So I must be dying in cancer

Kid_A wrote: Gay- gay people here in Cali seem to have a lot of fun

I have a lot of fun!!

Kid_A wrote: Woman- I could just get by on my looks and still compain about how difficult my life is

Yepp got that too!

So according to you I'm a good looking black gay transvestite with a big dick who's dying in cancer but still have loads of fun!

....

This is funny really funny

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:19 pm

Dying "in cancer"?

As in the Tropic of Cancer? Is that a nice place to die?

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:20 pm

luns101 wrote:You forgot Cubs fan as another option

*stops urinating on curb long enough to shake fist at luns*

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:15 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
luns101 wrote:You forgot Cubs fan as another option

*stops urinating on cub long enough to shake fist at luns*

(sorry. couldn't resist. I have no opinion on this one, just enjoyed the play on words.)

Gillipig · Post by **Gillipig** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:16 pm

pimpdave wrote:You make it sound like all of those choices are detrimental in some way.

That wasn't my intention

! still I would not like to be associated with a lot of these words

!

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:25 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:
luns101 wrote:You forgot Cubs fan as another option

*stops urinating on cub long enough to shake fist at luns*

(sorry. couldn't resist. I have no opinion on this one, just enjoyed the play on words.)

*stares for 10 minutes trying to figure out what is going on....*
Hey $%^# you too pal!
*shakes fist*

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:46 pm

tee-hee.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:47 pm

BTW Juan the answer to the question in your sig is "The whole effin world. That's what it's profited him."

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:05 pm

5 feet tall...maybe it's just me, but being sort of short doesn't seem to come with too many huge disadvantages (midget jokes aside).

GabonX · Post by **GabonX** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:10 pm

Being short has advantages and disadvantages. If you are a male you are less attractive to the opposite sex but if you get drafted there is less of you to shoot.

I would choose black as it isn't really detrimental in todays world. In some ways it's actually quite beneficial.

THE ARMY · Post by **THE ARMY** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:49 pm

idk, those are too general

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:52 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
Kid_A wrote: Woman- I could just get by on my looks and still compain about how difficult my life is
You OBVIOUSLY don't know many women.

i KNEW someone was gonna give me this exact response. dumb people are so predictable.

I can guarantee that i know more about women than you do. in all ways

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:13 pm

Definately a Psychopath - they truly have the most fun.

God Emperor Q · Post by **God Emperor Q** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:20 pm

KoolBak wrote:Definately a Psychopath - they truly have the most fun.

No question. Stupid thread actually.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:22 pm

....makes me wanna kill.........killll...........AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:34 pm

Black or woman, if I could keep my same mind. Both get unnecessary benefits.

Kid_A wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
Kid_A wrote: Woman- I could just get by on my looks and still compain about how difficult my life is
You OBVIOUSLY don't know many women.
i KNEW someone was gonna give me this exact response. dumb people are so predictable.

I can guarantee that i know more about women than you do. in all ways

Player IS a woman... you fail.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:12 pm

So is the Kid.
And i for one would bet she knows women better than Player.

Honibaz

What would you choose?

What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?

Re: What would you choose?