SultanOfSurreal

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:01 am

hey SultanOfSurreal you wanna know anything about me than ask away. i will tell you all of my infinit wisdom

(except in the field of english in case you have not notice i suck at that) ((spelling and grammer))

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:42 pm

Whos the girl in your avi???

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:45 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???

HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:50 pm

The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:57 pm

Neoteny wrote:The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?

come on now, don't be ridiculous

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:58 pm

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???
HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:59 pm

this may seem like a dumb question but who is in your avatar surrel???

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:10 pm

I believe that's FDR...

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:18 pm

targetman377 wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???
HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense

here's the problem as i see it. if god can make the burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is something he cannot do (ie eat the burrito), so he is not infinitely powerful. but if he can't make a burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is also something he cannot do, so he still isn't infinitely powerful.

so how do you reconcile that?

MaleAlphaThree · Post by **MaleAlphaThree** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:04 pm

Touché

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:10 pm

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???
HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense
here's the problem as i see it. if god can make the burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is something he cannot do (ie eat the burrito), so he is not infinitely powerful. but if he can't make a burrito so hot that he can't eat it, there is also something he cannot do, so he still isn't infinitely powerful.

so how do you reconcile that?

Here is the solution:

He's God, stfu before he blows your brains out.

Oh, and would you like to buy some protection?

GabonX · Post by **GabonX** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:02 am

Amen brotha

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:39 am

Neoteny wrote:The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?

On a totally different topic:
Bastard, made me think Guiscard had come back.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:33 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Neoteny wrote:The real question is: can god take a bite out of a freshly-nuked Hot-Pocket from a normal microwave?
On a totally different topic:
Bastard, made me think Guiscard had come back.

::cackle cackle::

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:13 am

alright i do see your point but how do you know god eats hot pockets. and you never answered mine god can heat the hot pocket infintly and god can withstand infintly amounts of heat therefore he is still great

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:13 am

just out of curisity do you like FDR?

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:44 pm

targetman377 wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Whos the girl in your avi???
HEY JERK, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

ahem.

who's the girl in your avi?

oh, and please tell me, could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not take a bite? this is a serious question, friend targetman. Please reply posthaste.

thats my girlfriend the most wonderful person in the world

as for your other question i do not belive my god eats food. but no he could heat a hot pocket to infint heatness but his mouth i belive can stand infinte. heat. if that makes sense

What's her name?

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:58 pm

targetman377 wrote:just out of curisity do you like FDR?

fdr is my bff

but let's go back to the god thing. if he can withstand an infinite amount of heat, he is incapable of doing something: creating a hot pocket so hot that he cannot withstand its heat. That means he isn't infinitely powerful, right?

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:24 pm

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
targetman377 wrote:just out of curisity do you like FDR?

fdr is my bff

but let's go back to the god thing. if he can withstand an infinite amount of heat, he is incapable of doing something: creating a hot pocket so hot that he cannot withstand its heat. That means he isn't infinitely powerful, right?

He's powerful enough to silence your heretical nonsense!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:16 am

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
targetman377 wrote:just out of curisity do you like FDR?

fdr is my bff

but let's go back to the god thing. if he can withstand an infinite amount of heat, he is incapable of doing something: creating a hot pocket so hot that he cannot withstand its heat. That means he isn't infinitely powerful, right?

but i am say what if he can withstand infinte amount of heat and also create infinte amount of heat? can he not do this?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:18 am

on the FDR thing i should have none i will not get into that but if you want my opion i think he is one of the worst pres. we have ever had. and i am not just ranting my stupid mouth i do no alot about american history seeing how it is what i am going to school for.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:18 am

jaun my GF is named amber

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:56 am

There's no such thing as an infinite amount of heat. If gas particles are moving at the speed of light, then they are as hot as it is possible to be. By that point, it wouldn't even be a Hot Pocket. And God could still eat it, although it would be drinking at this point, or inhaling... although He might get mild heartburn.

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Sat May 02, 2009 11:41 am

john9blue wrote:There's no such thing as an infinite amount of heat. If gas particles are moving at the speed of light, then they are as hot as it is possible to be. By that point, it wouldn't even be a Hot Pocket. And God could still eat it, although it would be drinking at this point, or inhaling... although He might get mild heartburn.

Wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Sat May 02, 2009 12:31 pm

targetman377 wrote:jaun my GF is named amber

What are her likes?

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