When guys want trim theyll tell u their favorite stink!

[JACKAZZTJM]

So Im just chillin in my basement drinkin a 6 pack watchin a horrible zombie movie when my sister tells me that some random guy asked to be her friend on myspace. We decided to f*ck with him. Since he was a thugged out black guy we used slang....only thing is we MADE UP the slang and my sister typed in some extremely indeceipherable way just to see if he would go along with it and if so how long. ENJIZZOY MOTH@ f*ck@Z!

P.S. his name is gonna be a daddy hahahahahha

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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:
Date: May 30, 2009 1:02 AM
Subject: RE: yo

yo watup ma. how u doin. u dnt know. me but my name is andrew


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER

YEAAA Y000 ii BEEN C0RKiiN iiT UP NAAAMEEAN OCKAYY?

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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:

yeahhhhh girl.. u gotta number i can reach u add


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


ALL iiN g00d TiiME Y0 I GOTT@ C H0W YeW ST0RM iiT

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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


kk in your default which one is u.. oh do u like wat u see


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


THATZ F0R ME T00 KN0W ND YEW 2 FiiGURE 0UT Y0. D0 ii LiiKE WHAT ii SEE ? B0ii Y0U CAPTiiN CRUNCH


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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:

well how do i find out baby


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


EAZZE UP 0R FREEZE UP, D0NT TRiiP ON THE BARB WiiRE


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


yo wat the f*ck r u sayn baby do u want me to give u my number


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


DiiGiiTZ R 4 ALGERBRA & iiM DA CAT iiN DA HAT, YA FEELZ WHAT iiM SPiiTiiN AT ?


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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


kk i feel ya. so lets just meet up then


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


YEAA U SNiiFF ME, POP C0RN & HOLii WATER NAAMEAN?


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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:

kk. so where u wanna meet


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


ii LiiKE RAiiNB0WZ , S0 WHii N0T NEXT 2 A POT OF GOLD? NA MEAN?
FORKZ & SP00NZ


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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


yo y u tryn to play me.. if u dnt wanna tlk just say it


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


NAH iiTZ N0T dAT ii JUSt CANT M33T RiiGHT N0W Mii PAPii iZ ON SOME PARENTAL ADViiSORY SHiiT.. LiiKE Y0 FAV0RiiTE CD ..


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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


kk well y cant i get the number. if u do really wanna meet. and wat does captain crunch mean


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


Y0 SL0W Y3R R0ll, H0W BOUT WE GET 2 NO EACHOTHER FiiRST LiiKE WUTZ YO FAVORiiTE STiiNK? ND CAPTiiN CRUNCH MEAN ii THiiNK YOU STARCHY


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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


wats starchy sry.. well i love lil wayne i play ball and im not a virgin. for starters.


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


WELL.... THATD B TiiGHT ND All..... BUT.... I ASKED Y0 ... WHAT Y0 FAVORiiTE STANk WAZ.. MiiNE BE GAS-0-LiiNE


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From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


gasoline i agree. but u also said lets get to know each other first


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


WWJD.. Y0U B TRiiPiiN LYKE A MiiDGiIT 0N A HiiGH WiiRE FLy fRREE MOTH@@@@ f*ck@@@


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:


yo u on some other shit. wtf r u sayn. do u wanna get to know me or not babi


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From:
To: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER


get to know you ? from this conversation alone ive learned enough to know your a creeper, nothing.. i ever wrote.. made sensee.. PCCCC bitch


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gonna b a daddy 10/7/09.. A.K.A THE VIPER
To:

creeper wtf who r u talkin to bitch. im blockin ur ass. motherfucker

[xelabale]

he blocked you - you crunch namean

[JACKAZZTJM]

yup he settled dat shit.... man that kid was partially retarded

[barnabus]

BLAAAAARD CLAAAAAART!

[muy_thaiguy]

I couldn't tell which was worse, the made up slang, or the other guy's spelling.

[jonesthecurl]

What a starchy story.

[Timminz]

wats starchy sry.. well i love lil wayne i play ball and im not a virgin. for starters.

I like how a guy called "gonna b a daddy" feels it's necessary to say that he's not a virgin.

[targetman377]

this just made my day

[apey]

omg that is great
mayb I should make a myspace page and screw with ppls heads like that
this could b fuuun

[JACKAZZTJM]

i apologize but it had to be done this thread deserves a chance

[Commander62890]

OMG this entire thing is epic. Great read. Literally laughed out loud at this:

You:
"WELL.... THATD B TiiGHT ND All..... BUT.... I ASKED Y0 ... WHAT Y0 FAVORiiTE STANk WAZ.. MiiNE BE GAS-0-LiiNE"

Him:
"gasoline i agree. but u also said lets get to know each other first"

You:
"WWJD.. Y0U B TRiiPiiN LYKE A MiiDGiIT 0N A HiiGH WiiRE FLy fRREE MOTH@@@@ f*ck@@@"



And yeah, thx for reviving it, JACKAZZTJM

[JACKAZZTJM]

one last bump cause i feel this thread deserves to be read

[targetman377]

i agree its two thumps up

[Ray Rider]

That is really funny

[BoganGod]

wow, jack u the ebonics prof ma fav vanilla wigga

[mpjh]

Wow, reads like two sets of juvenile white kids from the suburbs pretending on each other. I don't know what is funnier, you pretentding you are black, or the fact that you were talking to someone pretending to be black.

[angola]

You know, I have a sister. And even if we did something like this, I can't ever fathom calling referring to my own sister as "trim."

[BoganGod]

You know, I have a sister. And even if we did something like this, I can't ever fathom calling referring to my own sister as "trim."

only cause your married....... to her