Private Healthcare kills Michael Jackson

[Dancing Mustard]

Shame he didn't live in England, then he would still be alive.



PS: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=90070

PPS: You are currently under the bridge

[oVo]

Do you work at The Onion?

[bedub1]

private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....

[apey]

a better tittle for this thread would b
Private healthcare made Micheal Jackson white

[Dancing Mustard]

On the subject of titles, I did spend quite some time deliberating whether to run with the current version or whether to go with the alternative "National Healthcare saves Michael Jackson", followed with "Shame he is in America and died".

Either way, it's been a fantastic opportunity to point out the sheer idiocy of Bedub's earlier 'Steve Jobs' thread. Which was of course the whole idea.

Anyway: That's why they call me Terry Tibbs. You want to buy a car, call me. You want to sell me a coffin for a dog, call me. You want to go for dinner, call me.
Much love, Goodnight.

[hecter]

private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....

Source or you're a lying douchebag.

[bedub1]

private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....

Source or you're a lying douchebag.

1984 is when he got his first nose.

[Dancing Mustard]

FAIL.


Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.

[bedub1]

FAIL.


Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.

prove that if al gore had won the election in 2000 that 9/11 wouldn't have happened, and then i'll probe what you asked above.

[jonesthecurl]

private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....

Source or you're a lying douchebag.

1984 is when he got his first nose.

Second, surely? Or wasn't he born with one?

[Timminz]

FAIL.


Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.

prove that if al gore had won the election in 2000 that 9/11 wouldn't have happened, and then i'll probe what you asked above.

Yeah. Relevant.

[spurgistan]

FAIL.


Prove that he would have died during that operation, or you're still a lying douchebag.

prove that if al gore had won the election in 2000 that 9/11 wouldn't have happened, and then i'll probe what you asked above.

Fallacy! Straw man argument! Game ovah.

[Snorri1234]

private health care helped him live this long. Otherwise he would have died years ago, in 1984 during his first public health care operation....

Source or you're a lying douchebag.

1984 is when he got his first nose.

Nosejobs aren't actually lifethreatening.

And plastic surgery is private everywhere.

[Dancing Mustard]

Win win win win win win win win win win win.



I hereby proclaim this thread over. I have now won.

[bedub1]

Win win win win win win win win win win win.



I hereby proclaim this thread over. I have now won.

Well...maybe you did win. Just reply to this and I will graciously acknowledge your win.

[pancakemix]

Lulz