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Can we stop requesting new maps?

Postby Pedronicus on Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:52 pm

Where is it all going to end?
A map of the London underground?
A map of the great barrier reef?
A map of a womans genatalia? (Hey - thats a good idea - I could discover where a clitoris is)

NO

Risk is a map of the world. End of story. Period. (Are we back on map idea 3?)

What do you think?
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:10 pm

So, Pedro, do you eat something different every night for dinner, or is it always fish'n'chips?

What's wrong with a little variety?
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?????

Postby Pedronicus on Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:47 pm

Why have 18 people read this - yet only 6 people voted?

Vote in polls - let's hear your voice
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Postby meltinguras on Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:50 pm

a clitoris is the little bump that becomes erect when the woman feels stimulated, it is located just above the entry into the vagina, problem solved pedronicus! and if ur looking for the g spot it is in the anterior portion of the vagina, about a finger length inside

anatomy teaches u a lot of things, consider applying
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Postby geniusxboy on Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:48 pm

meltinguras wrote:a clitoris is the little bump that becomes erect when the woman feels stimulated



No WONDER he hasn't found it
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:10 pm

geniusxboy wrote:
meltinguras wrote:a clitoris is the little bump that becomes erect when the woman feels stimulated



No WONDER he hasn't found it


LMAO
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Postby TDK on Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:54 pm

I think we should all fight over Antarctica.
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Postby dagreatbroomhead on Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:22 pm

that would be a great map *rolls eyes*
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Postby Charbroil on Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:52 pm

I think we should all fight over Antarctica.


Ah, yes...great idea. I can see it now.

(Iceburg number one to iceburg number three. Attack!!!!!!! Hah, I broke your control of iceburg complex 5...hah hah you lose!!!!!)

Great idea. :D
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Postby oman on Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:01 pm

how about we make a map of texas. there would be the panhandle, houston area, bay, west, and austin/san antonio.

I would make a map for it, but I dont know how
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Re: ?????

Postby Risk_06 on Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:32 pm

Pedronicus wrote:Why have 18 people read this - yet only 6 people voted?

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I suppose you're referring to the "Views" part? That doesn't necessarily mean that there's been 18 people, you know...it just means that the page has been accessed 18 times. So if I, say, refreshed this page a billion time, then it would say 1 billion views + the current amount that is here right now...

Oh, and I really don't see what could go wrong with a little bit of variety, either. Australian map, anyone? 8)
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Postby Pedronicus on Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:02 pm

I know where my birds clit is you monkeys.

There are a lot of kids playing this site - they need to learn where it is to progress to getting some decent head.

Thats the payback

The bitch has to swallow
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Postby Pedronicus on Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:03 pm

Does anyone know what line Tottenham Court Road is on?
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:23 pm

oman wrote:how about we make a map of texas. there would be the panhandle, houston area, bay, west, and austin/san antonio.

I would make a map for it, but I dont know how


STEP ONE: Find Map of Texas area.

STEP TWO: Get Photoshop.

STEP THREE: Edit Map of Texas in Photoshop.

STEP FOUR: Read lack's Sticky in the Map Foundry forum.

STEP FIVE: Do what he says.

STEP SIX: Have yourself a nice drink while you wait for lack to approve your map and put it up for public play.

STEP SEVEN: Bask in the glory of cartography.

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Postby Patroclus on Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:46 pm

Pedroniclitorus wrote:I know where you are, you monkey.

There are a lot of kids playing this site -


So try to take it easy on them, PedroSaurus.

And a Note: I think the opportunity Lack has given for members to submit maps and attempt to configure a decent game board is GREAT!

Gives some of the talented people a chance to maybe showcase their skills, and gives others a shot at attempting to learn some programming skills.

That said: I prefer the Classic Configeration of RISK and any board that can replicate that as closely as possible is the one I would like to play on.

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Postby Nobunaga on Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:08 am

... Not to be a negative realist or anything, but ... Since this site has begun to offer Premium Membership (and made my life more interesting > Thank You Lack!)... it has become a business, no?

... Should maps submitted by creative members be used and accessed for money, what legal right does the map creator retain? Any? If there is no contract drawn up, a lack of legal preparation by Lack could be dangerous, as we all know CC is going to make a millionairre of him!

... Handshakes, "well done!"'s and "attaboy"s are great, but sadly, the world doesn't seem to work that way any more.
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Postby Pedronicus on Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:12 pm

12 people dont want any more maps - thats enough for you lot to stop making maps isn't?
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Postby medwards on Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:25 pm

i dont see why you wouldnt want more maps. if you have a problem with the new ones then just dont play on them...............
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Postby kingwaffles on Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:34 pm

Yeah, I agree with medwards. Just because people make maps doesn't mean you have to play them, besides 13 may want the mapmaking to stop but 52 people want more....
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:52 pm

lol... over three quarters of the people who voted want more... and pedro is still throwing those 11 people who agree with him in our faces.

i like a guy that stand by his convictions, but come on, dude!
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Postby HighBorn on Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:10 am

i dont care either way but i really would like to see a europe map and theres a great on in the works other than that the great brittin one has potentel
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Postby Pedronicus on Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:59 pm

I was joking :D
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:53 pm

:lol:
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Postby Pedronicus on Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:06 pm

So where is the Great Barrier Reef map?
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Antarctica

Postby rocksolid on Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:36 pm

Great Barrier Reef? Now that's just dumb. Not like that Antarctica idea - that's genius.

Hey, wait a minute, maybe I'm serious here. You see, that whole March of the Penguins thing winning the Oscars, there's some interest there. I mean, how can there be penguins marching around Antarctica if they're not in an army? Who else marches, am I right? Huh? They got the uniforms and everything, see. And there's all kinds of crags and inlets and natural boundaries on Antarctica, and there could be a big impassable mountain range at the centre where it's just too cold, and there could be that temple from Alien vs. Predator in there somewhere, and in every corner of the map, there could be graphics of those penguins with the missiles strapped to their backs from Batman Returns (http://www.propstore.com/images/product ... in1sml.jpg), all ready to kick serious tail feather.

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