A Letter

[colton24]

From USA(aka Civilized Word)

Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)

We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.

Automobiles

First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.

Rest of Letter

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.

Thanks!

USA

(sorry for my english im from the south)

[the.killing.44]

What?

[Strife]

What?

[Serbia]

Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!

[PoleDancer]

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[Timminz]

From USA(aka Civilized Word)

Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)

We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.

Automobiles

First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.

Rest of Letter

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.

Thanks!

USA

(sorry for my english im from the south)

Quoted for posterity.

[hwhrhett]

you know, our constitution wasnt the first one right? and many other countries have had ones that are surprisingly similar to ours, for longer than the us has existed....

[AgentSmith88]

Not bad for a 12 year old. I've read posts that made less sense from some of the older members who post regularly. That said, totally pointless thread.

[the.killing.44]

Beyond the other obvious flaws in this, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Turkey

[Strife]

From USA(aka Civilized Word)

Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)

We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.

Automobiles

First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.

Rest of Letter

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.

Thanks!

USA

(sorry for my english im from the south)

Next time, before you plagiarize someone, be sure they're correct. I had no idea that I had insurance on all of those things, I should take someone to court so I can get my due. Many countries that apparently you deem uncivil, do indeed have constitutions, and the U.S. is certainly not the first. I wouldn't be surprised if this "letter" started some sort of all out war against America. Your history book is beyond wrong. The whole U.K. wasn't involved in the Revolutionary War(assuming you are talking about that) however England was, as was France. In fact if it weren't for "uncivil" France you most likely wouldn't have these "insurances." The first automobile wasn't made by the U.S. This should clarify that for you. "Now words" are the result of the growing laziness in the U.S. Your letter makes us out as some superiority through falshoods, but since it was clearly written in ignorance you make us look savage...

[Ray Rider]

Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!

Not bad for a 12 year old. I've read posts that made less sense from some of the older members who post regularly. That said, totally pointless thread.

+1 (we need a "thumbs up" smiley)

[Army of GOD]

defence

If you're going to attack the Brits, at least use our form of the word!

yalls

THERE we go!

[neanderpaul14]

Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!

Yes he's a much better spokesman that Bush ever was, and I think he may even know more about history that G.W. maybe.

[jonesthecurl]

He could probably beat Bush at Scrabble if he concentrated.

[neanderpaul14]

He could probably beat Bush at Scrabble if he concentrated.

And Trivial Pursuit as well

[jonesthecurl]

He could probably beat Bush at Scrabble if he concentrated.

And Trivial Pursuit as well

well, natch. Bush couldn't figure out how the cheese fitted in the disc.

[Frigidus]

Colton just might be the new targetman.

[GabonX]

Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!

I'm the official spokesperson for the US..

Next time, before you plagiarize someone, be sure they're correct. I had no idea that I had insurance on all of those things, I should take someone to court so I can get my due. Many countries that apparently you deem uncivil, do indeed have constitutions, and the U.S. is certainly not the first. I wouldn't be surprised if this "letter" started some sort of all out war against America. Your history book is beyond wrong. The whole U.K. wasn't involved in the Revolutionary War(assuming you are talking about that) however England was, as was France. In fact if it weren't for "uncivil" France you most likely wouldn't have these "insurances." The first automobile wasn't made by the U.S. This should clarify that for you. "Now words" are the result of the growing laziness in the U.S. Your letter makes us out as some superiority through falshoods, but since it was clearly written in ignorance you make us look savage...

This letter isn't going to start an all out war against America. While his delivery leaves something to be desired (Ahem*) it's refreshing to see people who do not feel or act inferior. We are not inferior.

Also, it's not really relevant where the first car was made (and I never claimed that the first car was made in America ) if you consider the quality and availability of the earlier models. It was in the United States that the first automobile became readily available to the public and it was due to American innovations such as the assembly line.

The world's most influential car of the twentieth century

P.S. Colton..

..Messages like this only serve to alienate people who might empathize with our views. While the people who are truly fixed in their beliefs will never consider the merit of another argument, most people do not have these kinds of convictions. There is a way to approach issues which can bring those in the middle to our side, and another which will push them away.

Saying things with the intention of offending those who we disagree with will only serve to push these people from us. This is something to consider applying to more than just these forums.

[xelabale]

I'm gonna guess he referring to all the anti-USA posts by non-Americans. just hate/envy,my neighbor looks at me the same way. he wants what I got, I just get an extra lock and make sure he sees me wave at him with an extra bright smile every morning! Ta!

And this is good because...? What a wonderful society you have. Wouldn't it be much nicer to have no locks and share?

[Serbia]

Colton just might be the new targetman.

Not possible. targetman shall forever be worse.

[jonka]

I'm gonna guess he referring to all the anti-USA posts by non-Americans. just hate/envy,my neighbor looks at me the same way. he wants what I got, I just get an extra lock and make sure he sees me wave at him with an extra bright smile every morning! Ta!

And this is good because...? What a wonderful society you have. Wouldn't it be much nicer to have no locks and share?

But that would be Fascism, no Communism, Even though they are exactly opposite lets blame both on democrats.

[Timminz]

I'm gonna guess he referring to all the anti-USA posts by non-Americans. just hate/envy,my neighbor looks at me the same way. he wants what I got, I just get an extra lock and make sure he sees me wave at him with an extra bright smile every morning! Ta!

And this is good because...? What a wonderful society you have. Wouldn't it be much nicer to have no locks and share?

But that would be Fascism, no Communism, Even though they are exactly opposite lets blame both on democrats.

You god damned fascist commie!

[got tonkaed]

Colton just might be the new targetman.

Not possible. targetman shall forever be worse.

There should be a panel of spokespeople for the conservative team here on cc. Considering we liberal folk have a bit more experience with getting people together to do all those "dialoging" exercises, let us do the heavy lifting for you.

Allow me to introduce the founding members of Spokesperson Team CC -the right winger edition...

Targetman! JJM! Colton24! Gregrios!

[Snorri1234]

From USA(aka Civilized Word)

Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)

We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.

Automobiles

First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.

Rest of Letter

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.

Thanks!

USA

(sorry for my english im from the south)

Oh man....This post is just...awesome.

First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.

Question 1: Are brits the only ones who make cars?
Question 2: Where do the fastest cars come from?

We have a constitution unlike you guys over there.

Wait what?

We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there.

?

Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago.

Yeah dude brag about how awesome you were over 200 years ago, that'll show em!

I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag.

....

Is this guy for real?

Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.

Except for when China would show up and tell you they own the guns and shit you're using.

[MeDeFe]

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