the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Can you make my post count 56?

I thought you were aiming for 69?

Or the answer to anything and everything, 42?

nope i think it's 102

I thought it was 7.

multiply it by 6.

[strike wolf]

I am on an itouch posting this

I have an ipod. I never use it.

Same here. Something caused the battery to screw up, and now the power drains from it in about 20 minutes, even if it's not turned on.

I have an ipod. I never use it.

[muy_thaiguy]

My internet is screwed up at home, I just now got back online.

Phewfta, for a minute I thought the world was ending! **Gives a banana to Muy**


--Andy

I'm allergic!

[strike wolf]

Well, a losing streak has brought me down to Private 1st class. Damn.

I've been having a bit of touggh luck too. However I'm playing a San Francisco game that should turn it around. Right now I control half the map and have enough troops that I can start my end game play.

[jonesthecurl]

You wish.

[strike wolf]

Actually, he did fast for a few days a while ago.
It was quite interesting.

Yeah, it was a mind trip all right. I still might try a 5 day fast some time in my future.

The word is making me hungry.

[targetman377]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

[strike wolf]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

[targetman377]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

no one said i didn't

Yeah yeah yeah. you're lucky my instincts weren't completely dulled if that bullet had hit me I would have been pretty pissed.

i am an expert assasin at with you forgeting your training with me you would have been dead if i was trying

It's a miracle. I actually have a general idea of what this post means.

you have been reading my post to long if you can finally understand me.

[targetman377]

nope i think it's 102

Wrong. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy hasn't proven it's 42. Now we just need to understand what actually equals 42.

The estimated amount of regular posters in the Off Topics forum?

Dear god! I think you just solved it.

So the meaning of life is to post in the off-topic section of the forums?

is that a question???? cause you just stated a fact and put a question mark at the end. i am so confused

[jonesthecurl]

I am too?

[targetman377]

Well, the curlson lost his cellphone.
So he borrowed mine and lost that too.
[sigh]

thats a little funny after he lost his you gave him yours i bet your thinking right now

Probably gave it to him in a situation that was closer to necessity than actually wanting to give it to him.

true, jonsey you fond it yet?

[targetman377]

Oh, it gets better. he lost mine, then after retracing his steps found it, then lost it again...

ok ok... hold on... .... .... wait never mind this is the best story i have ever heard in a while





p.s sorry about your phone jonsey

I love contradictions.

i thought you would like it.

[jonesthecurl]

Well, the curlson lost his cellphone.
So he borrowed mine and lost that too.
[sigh]

thats a little funny after he lost his you gave him yours i bet your thinking right now

Probably gave it to him in a situation that was closer to necessity than actually wanting to give it to him.

true, jonsey you fond it yet?

No, neither of 'em.
It's difficult, he's getting to an age where he wants to go out and about independently (which is good), but we need him to be able to check in/call for help if necessary. But we're not footing the bill for a new phone every coupla weeks.

[targetman377]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

True. But than we had a two month period without any missions.

well i did not want to send you back to early and also i was i supposed to know. There was a big rush that's why i went back to jog your memory

[targetman377]

I am on an itouch posting this

I have an ipod. I never use it.

Same here. Something caused the battery to screw up, and now the power drains from it in about 20 minutes, even if it's not turned on.

I have an ipod. I never use it.

djavu

[targetman377]

My internet is screwed up at home, I just now got back online.

Phewfta, for a minute I thought the world was ending! **Gives a banana to Muy**


--Andy

I'm allergic!

wait you really honestly allergic to banana's??

[targetman377]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

well everyone does but i had to get you back in the game and that was the fastest way to do it. ok

[targetman377]

Well, the curlson lost his cellphone.
So he borrowed mine and lost that too.
[sigh]

thats a little funny after he lost his you gave him yours i bet your thinking right now

Probably gave it to him in a situation that was closer to necessity than actually wanting to give it to him.

true, jonsey you fond it yet?

No, neither of 'em.
It's difficult, he's getting to an age where he wants to go out and about independently (which is good), but we need him to be able to check in/call for help if necessary. But we're not footing the bill for a new phone every coupla weeks.

that is understandable maybe have him buy a pre pay phone at where else TARGET they cost 20 dollars have him buy it then you buy him some minuets then. make him work for the min. also since it will be his money hopeful he will take better care of the phone

[targetman377]

and that's the way it is

[jonesthecurl]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

well everyone does but i had to get you back in the game and that was the fastest way to do it. ok

At least it's better than the "grenade" method - that's reserved for really tough cases.

[strike wolf]

We became assassins at the same time target. I had just temporarily turned away from that path. your job was to bring me back and "jog my memory." OF course no one said you had to jog it with a bullet.

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

True. But than we had a two month period without any missions.

well i did not want to send you back to early and also i was i supposed to know. There was a big rush that's why i went back to jog your memory

I guess that's true. my reactions were back but I still wasn't as strong or as fast yet.

[strike wolf]

the grenade method is actually only effective when dealing with future assassins that haven't been trained yet.

[targetman377]

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

well everyone does but i had to get you back in the game and that was the fastest way to do it. ok

At least it's better than the "grenade" method - that's reserved for really tough cases.

true that i could have used that but i said no i will be nice

[strike wolf]

You forget what I usually do with grenades target...it wouldn't work.