do mods control ur dice

[the.killing.44]

Hello the.killing.44,

Congratulations!

You have been awarded the rank of "Colonel" upon reaching 2500 points! Check it out on your profile.

As an added bonus for reaching this milestone mark, you have been offered the confidential "Dice-Improvement" patch, started in July of 2007 by lackattack. If you have been found leaking this patch to other members who have yet to reach 2500 points, premium members will have their premium stripped, and free members will be banned, only able to come back by purchasing premium membership.

The download spot is [link removed]. See it by taking a turn in one of your games. Have fun!

Regards,
The Conquer Club

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[The Neon Peon]

Here's a screen shot:

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[targetman377]

honestly is this a real thread

[King_Herpes]

Excellent, another dice conspiracy thread! I believe they own our souls amongst other things(pensions, family heirlooms, organs). Them controlling the dice is just another minor stipulation that was in fine print when we agreed to their terms upon joining the site. Too bad for them, I already sold my soul which conveniently makes the whole agreement void.

[the.killing.44]

Kog tells me the Brig one is the same; the Gen one is different. Herps, what's the Conqueror one?

P.S. as you can see, Aug. 30th was when I first got Col. saved message

[Serbia]

honestly is this a real thread

Yes, honestly, it is.

[karelpietertje]

Kog tells me the Brig one is the same; the Gen one is different. Herps, what's the Conqueror one?

P.S. as you can see, Aug. 30th was when I first got Col. saved message

Dude! Edit that before a moderator sees it!
You don't want to get banned as well, do you?!

[the.killing.44]

I didn't show where the link was

[Serbia]

I didn't show where the link was

But you've exposed the conspiracy.

[nagerous]

i think they do because when i play high levels they kill my 4 without losing anything then my dice suckkkk

Do u think they do?why or why not?

I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.

[the.killing.44]

I didn't show where the link was

But you've exposed the conspiracy.

Nah, I just furthered it.

[#1_stunna]

Kog tells me the Brig one is the same; the Gen one is different. Herps, what's the Conqueror one?

P.S. as you can see, Aug. 30th was when I first got Col. saved message

Dude! Edit that before a moderator sees it!
You don't want to get banned as well, do you?!

dang it, that pm must have got auto-deleted when i hit colonel.

mods/admin, please resend that pm.

thanks

[The Neon Peon]

dang it, that pm must have got auto-deleted when i hit colonel.

mods/admin, please resend that pm.

thanks

I've always wondered what happens if you delete it or it gets autodeleted because you have too many PM's in your inbox.

Good luck.

[monster10]

when i made this post i was serious but now u made this post a lie mods do control dice dangit

[squishyg]

yes, and our thoughts. plus who we're voting for on Tuesday. yes, even if you don't live in the U.S.

[Army of GOD]

Oh, and even though I'm not an officer, being lack's multi account sure helps out a bunch.

[Serbia]

Oh, and even though I'm not an officer, being lack's multi account sure helps out a bunch.

Just not your rank, nor does it get you premium. Seems being lack's multi sucks, actually.

[AndyDufresne]

Oh, and even though I'm not an officer, being lack's multi account sure helps out a bunch.

Just not your rank, nor does it get you premium. Seems being lack's multi sucks, actually.

And rightly so---we should all hope that any Lackattack multiple accounts are poor players. That means he is probably not focusing on his games, and is focusing on website updates, yes?


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

Well I have started playing this other online game...what's it called? "Club Penguin"!

And that like drained all of my time and money so I really have no time to think about Conquer Club no more.

[targetman377]

Well I have started playing this other online game...what's it called? "Club Penguin"!

And that like drained all of my time and money so I really have no time to think about Conquer Club no more.

what is club penguin???

[laughingcavalier]

Kog tells me the Brig one is the same; the Gen one is different. Herps, what's the Conqueror one?

P.S. as you can see, Aug. 30th was when I first got Col. saved message

Dude! Edit that before a moderator sees it!
You don't want to get banned as well, do you?!

dang it, that pm must have got auto-deleted when i hit colonel.

mods/admin, please resend that pm.

thanks

Stunna: quick! Ask the mods to cancel the re-send. The message is auto-linked to this one:

Hello laughingcavalier,

Commiserations!

You have lost the rank of "Colonel" upon falling below 2500 points! Check it out on your profile.

You will remember that when you reached the milestone mark of Colonel, we gave you the confidential "Dice-Improvement" patch, started in July of 2007 by lackattack.

Here at Conquerclub we are committed to community and to rewarding loyal members. We share your disappointment that you have failed to maintain the rank of Colonel. In fact our disappointment is probably rather greater than yours. If you cannot maintain Colonel's rank even with all the help we have given you, you must be a really hopeless player, a disappointment to your team-mates, friends and opponents, in fact a danger to our community.

We are pleased to have awarded you the "Dice-Negative-Adjustment" patch. This has been automatically installed on every device located at each IP address from which you have played to increase the playing pleasure of your opponents.

If any of your family members encounter dice problems on Conquerclub, if numerically-based programs such as excel malfunction, or if you notice significant sums disappearing from your bank account, please submit an e-ticket.

We hope you get the message!

Regards,
The Conquer Club

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[Army of GOD]

Well I have started playing this other online game...what's it called? "Club Penguin"!

And that like drained all of my time and money so I really have no time to think about Conquer Club no more.

what is club penguin???

Don't act like you don't know targetman...

[King_Herpes]

⚀⚁⚂⚃⚄⚅ Suck on that you succubus whore!

[hahaha3hahaha]

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[JoshyBoy]

Mods do not control your dice... but I've heard some dice can be bought for a few big juicy bananas...