Where Do You Like To Stick It? (Men Only)

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:50 pm

Thought it would be funny, maybe get some stories out of the community.

Corno4825 · Post by **Corno4825** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:51 pm

In her ear

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:53 pm

Phatscotty wrote:completely anonymous. And funny too

i think the funniest thing about this 6-month troll you've been doing here is that instead of only seeming like a stupid, shitty guy, you've failed so bad at what you're trying to accomplish that you've inadvertently outed yourself as an actual stupid, shitty guy.

your act is fucking 'tarded and no one is buying it, is what i'm getting at here

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:54 pm

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:completely anonymous. And funny too
i think the funniest thing about this 6-month troll you've been doing here is that instead of only seeming like a stupid, shitty guy, you've failed so bad at what you're trying to accomplish that you've inadvertantly outed yourself as an actual stupid, shitty guy.

your act is fucking 'tarded and no one is buying it, is what i'm getting at here

cmon, i thought it would be funny. It's a poll about sex. I am a human. get real ya party pooper.
its christmas, and all over the world someone is either trying to stick it or sticking it.

mgconstruction · Post by **mgconstruction** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:09 am

Well, I thought it was funny

hahaha3hahaha · Post by **hahaha3hahaha** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:17 am

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Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:58 am

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:completely anonymous. And funny too
i think the funniest thing about this 6-month troll you've been doing here is that instead of only seeming like a stupid, shitty guy, you've failed so bad at what you're trying to accomplish that you've inadvertently outed yourself as an actual stupid, shitty guy.

your act is fucking 'tarded and no one is buying it, is what i'm getting at here

The irony is palpable.

jefjef · Post by **jefjef** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:09 am

You are one of the never hads aren't ya woody? You and them big words.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:22 am

jefjef wrote:You are one of the never hads aren't ya woody? You and them big words.

20+ years in the Air Force and they never let his spirit fly with the jets and blow up stuff, so he's resorted to dropping big-word bombs here--scattering our fora body parts, guts, and feces everywhere. It's disgusting yet effective.

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:32 am

jefjef wrote:You are one of the never hads aren't ya woody? You and them big words.

Pon Farr occurs only once every seven years.

jefjef · Post by **jefjef** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:34 am

Woodruff wrote:
jefjef wrote:You are one of the never hads aren't ya woody? You and them big words.
Pon Farr occurs only once every seven years.

No. I have several Bon Farrs avary yer

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:51 am

In his mouth and in his stink. Lolwut.

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:15 am

Why isn't skull f*ck one of the options?

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:14 pm

Titanic wrote:Why isn't skull f*ck one of the options?

LOL! I was going to put skull, but I feared it would dominate the poll.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:21 pm

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:59 pm

Frigidus wrote:mouf

ive never quite enjoyed the mouf. for me, only a warm up, but thinkin about the pink the whole time

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:21 pm

What no, 'All of the above' option?

alex951 · Post by **alex951** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:27 pm

Corno4825 wrote:In her ear

jefjef · Post by **jefjef** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:51 pm

alex951 wrote:
Corno4825 wrote:In her ear

it's really tiny. or he's only 9pretty sad either way

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:58 pm

Ok, now onto the reason why.....

I met a girl, and shes a smokin hot little firecracker. Blonde hair, big boobs and booty, 100% swedish. We hit it off hard from the start, and within 3 days I was in the pink. about 5 minutes into the sex, she says "you can put it in my butt" I blew it off for the moment, but I want to ask you guys out there. Is the invitation to Anal 5 minutes into the first sexual encounter a red flag?

jefjef · Post by **jefjef** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:01 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Ok, now onto the reason why.....

I met a girl, and shes a smokin hot little firecracker. Blonde hair, big boobs and booty, 100% swedish. We hit it off hard from the start, and within 3 days I was in the pink. about 5 minutes into the sex, she says "you can put it in my butt" I blew it off for the moment, but I want to ask you guys out there. Is the invitation to Anal 5 minutes into the first sexual encounter a red flag?

perhaps you weren't doing it right or maybe a size issue. Shoulda kept one that to yourself.

vodean · Post by **vodean** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:04 pm

even for virgins, they should have another opinion

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:08 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Ok, now onto the reason why.....

I met a girl, and shes a smokin hot little firecracker. Blonde hair, big boobs and booty, 100% swedish. We hit it off hard from the start, and within 3 days I was in the pink. about 5 minutes into the sex, she says "you can put it in my butt" I blew it off for the moment, but I want to ask you guys out there. Is the invitation to Anal 5 minutes into the first sexual encounter a red flag?

shoulda just done it.

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:15 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Ok, now onto the reason why.....

I met a girl, and shes a smokin hot little firecracker. Blonde hair, big boobs and booty, 100% swedish. We hit it off hard from the start, and within 3 days I was in the pink. about 5 minutes into the sex, she says "you can put it in my butt" I blew it off for the moment, but I want to ask you guys out there. Is the invitation to Anal 5 minutes into the first sexual encounter a red flag?
shoulda just done it.

I did do it. I'm asking if it's a red flag. ya know..."what kind of women invites anal so soon" or "what kind of women doesn't sandbag the Anal"

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:17 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Ok, now onto the reason why.....

I met a girl, and shes a smokin hot little firecracker. Blonde hair, big boobs and booty, 100% swedish. We hit it off hard from the start, and within 3 days I was in the pink. about 5 minutes into the sex, she says "you can put it in my butt" I blew it off for the moment, but I want to ask you guys out there. Is the invitation to Anal 5 minutes into the first sexual encounter a red flag?
shoulda just done it.
I did do it. I'm asking if it's a red flag. ya know..."what kind of women invites anal so soon" or "what kind of women doesn't sandbag the Anal"

the kind your hitting it off with and getting it done in 3 days with. Just keep it safe and chalk it up as win, your not planning on marrying her.