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Smileys i hate

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this little twat: :roll:

.. he really makes my arse itch!
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:D ...One can only imagine the look of surprise as this one receives a length of 2-by-4 rammed right in his mouth....would certainly wipe that idiot grin off that's for sure.
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\:D/

I particularly dislike this one. Especially as the only element in a post, or a signature. Ugh!
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The smileys that ARE NOT SMILEYS such as :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
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What the f*** is this anyway? =P~
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john9blue wrote:The smileys that ARE NOT SMILEYS such as: :idea:
i dunno, this one sort of looks like a surprised cyclops

anyway i hate the eyeroll guy because like a real-life eyeroll, it is only ever preceded by something completely fucking retarded -- the gesture of rolling eyes only serving to punctuate the tone of smugness that inevitably accompanies it
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=; this one deserves a "bitch slap!" :D (sorry fruitcake :P)(waits for the 2x4)....
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I hate all smileys/emoticons.
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I've always had a problem with this guy ----> :P

He in no way represents the REAL : P <--- you see that, the tongue's sticking out to the side, suggesting goofiness or "I'm just kidding around."

But this guy? :P f*ck that guy. Looks like he's just opening his mouth to show us he has no teeth.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
But this guy? :P f*ck that guy. Looks like he's just opening his mouth to show us he has no teeth.
That's because he didn't learn after receiving a length of 2-by-4 rammed right in his mouth.
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Fruitcake wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
But this guy? :P f*ck that guy. Looks like he's just opening his mouth to show us he has no teeth.
That's because he didn't learn after receiving a length of 2-by-4 rammed right in his mouth.
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now now Jimbob, I quite like :roll: him. it's a typical British sarcastic smiley.


:lol: this one is shit. our old smiley laugh was better. :| can't see the point of this one.
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Fruitcake wrote::D ...One can only imagine the look of surprise as this one receives a length of 2-by-4...
In Britain, isn't it a 5.08 X 10.16?

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8-)

this one is crap. Who wears shades like that?

:evil:

this one should take off those horns. it's not halloween anymore.

:mrgreen:

why'd you paint your face idiot?

O:)

oh, i can guess what happened. you stuck your head in a ventilation shaft and they had to saw it off.

:ugeek:

i really hate this one. no explanation needed i hope.

8-[

this guy looks like he just farted.

=D>

daddy, daddy! i can clap my hands!

:shock:

who's assraping this guy?

:o

who's fisting this guy?

:x

yechh, asparagus!

:-$

stop picking your nose!
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HapSmo19 wrote:
Fruitcake wrote::D ...One can only imagine the look of surprise as this one receives a length of 2-by-4...
In Britain, isn't it a 5.08 X 10.16?

:D
No, they're just really skinny.

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rutherfoo wrote:I hate all smileys/emoticons.
Me too.
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